Sneeze the Day

by Toon_Crazy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Comedy, Rarity, Discord, Human, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 3149

When Applejack and Rarity try to prevent Discord from ruining Twilight's day with Cadence (Three's a Crowd), they risk it all by by offering to help him with his blue flu. Little do they know that they will be needing the help instead.

(This was originally a story by Hannah Hoe-garth entitled 'My Own Personal Nursemaids' but because she hasn't been able to complete it, she has given CarlieKooper and I her permission to continue upon her uncompleted work. So many thanks to her and I also thank CarlieKooper tremendously for helping me co-write it. To old readers, we added additional details and some minor changes to the chapters Hannah wrote.)

Set in an Alternate Universe of Three's a Crowd, what would happen if Discord spent time with Applejack and Rarity instead? Well, a lot of these sneezing and resulting in many tags including:
(spoilers vv)
TAGS: Bimbo, Breast Expansion, butt expansion, attire change, accent change, lips expansion hypnosis

Cover art by DemDoodles

Published 2015-03-15 05:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-15 05:00:02 UTC

1

“Oh, you’re so sweet to offer, Pinkie,” Discord said. “But Rarity and Applejack already volunteered to be my own personal nursemaids.”

Applejack and Rarity looked at one another, “We did?”

“I so hope you don’t mind, Pinkie Pie,” he said as she still dangled by the tree branch that Discord hung her up on earlier.

After taking a glance at the ground, Pinkie Pie let go of the branch and landed safely on her two feet, “Well, as a matter of fact, I most certainly do min-,” she stopped midsentence. Her eyes turned to something more… attention-grabbing.

An entity in pink, round and floating, with a string attached, hovered passed her little head. She tried to ignore the… hypnotic and alluring sight. But it was no use. Her eyes glistened and her mind quickly drifted onto the pink balloon.

“Hey! Who keeps throwing away these perfectly good balloons?” She turned tail and began following the balloon as it drifted farther and farther away.

“Ah don’t like this,” Applejack whispered into Rarity’s ear. They turned their attention away to Discord when they noticed him lying on a hospital bed in the middle of the train station with all the fancy hospital equipment around. “Whatever we do, we can’t let him out of our sights.”

Rarity nodded. “Mhm, whatever it takes.”

“Mind if I join in on all this girly whispering, murmuring, and dare I say... gossiping behind my back?” came his voice from behind.

They looked to see nothing but a lamppost but in no time it fully morphed into Discord who towered over them.

“Why am Ah not surprised?” Applejack said.

“If I heard right,” Discord paused, picking his ear to Rarity’s disgust. Out of the sudden, Discord placed both of his hands onto Applejack and Rarity’s cheeks and lifted them up to meet his face, “You two would do anything for me?”

With their faces squished together, their eyes anxiously met together before returning back to Discord. Both of them knew what one another had to say. For Twilight.

“Why, of course, Discord dearie!”

“We’d be glad to...”

“Oh ho ho!” Discord cackled. He then dropped the two high above the ground, with Rarity landing on top of Applejack. Discord then leaned towards them laying on the ground. “How splendid, Applejack. I’m gla- gla- glad too-HAAACHOOO!”

A white blinding light emitting from Discord’s nostril engulfed himself, then Applejack and Rarity and when the light cleared, there was no one left at the train station.

2

“Wh- where are we?” Applejack uttered, her eyes still partially blinded by whatever light that was. She was laying on the floor. A cold hard floor. It felt like wood. She was about to rub her eyes but something was top of her arm. Or more specifically, sitting on top of it.

“Rarity,” said Applejack, “would you be so kind as to getting off me, please?”

“Oops!” She got off Applejack’s back. “Sorry.”

The two got up off the wooden floor and began taking in their surroundings.

The walls were of a light brown color, there’s an unlit fireplace, some furniture, but hanging off the ceiling were bird ca-

“Fluttershy’s place.” said Rarity.

Applejack nodded. Bird cages, rodent holes, animal feed sacks lying in the corner. Only Fluttershy would hoard this amount of stuff inside an actual home.

“How did we get here?” Rarity said.

Then, a series of faint coughs followed by the louder sound of nose blowing descended from above. Upstairs past the stairs. It had to have come from Fluttershy’s bedroom.

Rarity sighed. “I believe there’s your answer.”

“Thaaaat does not sound like Fluttershy.”

“haaaa-CHOOOOO!!!”

The cottage shook violently, causing the dust to leak from the ceiling and objects lying around to jolt or fall to the ground.

Rarity turned the opposite way, towards the entrance. “Well, let’s be off then.” She then started heading towards the entrance and more importantly, exit of the cottage.

“Whoa, whoa. An’ where do you think you’re going?” Applejack demanded. She placed her hand firmly against the door just as Rarity was about to turn the knob. “If you think we’re just gonna leave him here that he won’t just get up and ruin Twilight and Cadence’s day, then Ah suggest you reconsider this and help me take ca-…” Applejack let out a sigh before grasping the strength to utter, “take care of him.”

Rarity folded her arms and gave Applejack a look. She glanced at the door knob. Then back at Applejack. Then back to the knob. Then back to Applejack before finally saying, “Fiiiiiiiiiiine,” Rarity grumbled, rolling her eyes.

The two quietly walked toward and up the stairs. The latter being harder to keep quiet on due to all the creaking. Having not alerted him, they thought, they continued from the top of the stairs to the bedroom, with the occasional sneezing and the resulting trembling.

Just as they neared the room, Applejack and Rarity stopped and chose to peek their heads from the side to see who and what was inside. The first thing they noticed was all the scrunched up tissue paper on the floor. As they leaned further sideways, they saw a bed. And on that bed was Discord, blowing loudly into his tissue, scrunching it up, and tossing it across the room. Waaay past the trash bin just beside him.

Why didn’t he put them in the bin or better yet, snap all the trash out of existence with his fingers, annoyed Applejack and revolted Rarity.

“Ahhh, my two caring friends!” Discord exclaimed in excitement. The two reluctantly went in the room, trying not to step on the mess he made. He seemed like he was about to jump out of bed and embrace them but he retracted back into his bed. “Now that you two are here, I guess you can get onto being my nursemaids.”

“Nursemaids?” Both raised their eyebrows.

“But you’re not a child.” Rarity explained.

“But he sure acts like one.” Applejack sneered, generating laughs from everyone but Discord.

Discord then impossibly stretched his arms across the room to reach a large dictionary, brought it to himself, and turned to the specific intended page. “You’re right, ‘nursemaids’ by definition are just women who take care of kids.” He closed the book and sent it away to some void. “Perhaps, what I meant was… nurse and maid.” He grinned devilishly. All of a sudden, his grin was replaced with an expression of him about sneeze. Applejack and Rarity instantly covered their eyes with their arms from any blinding light.

He sneezed.

But no light engulfed them. They both slowly lowered their arms.

“Oh my,” Discord said, snorting. “I do apologize if you’re at all affected.”

Applejack made a direct threat. “If you infect me with your blue flu, so help me Celestia…”

Discord raised a finger. “I said, ‘affected’ not ‘infected’.” For some unknown reason to the two, his grin reappeared.

As they were puzzled by his resurfaced grin, they suddenly noticed something happening to their clothes. Applejack’s orange shirt was fading to white while her blue jeans started dissolving upwards, showing more and more of her legs. Back to her shirt, it was now all white, her sleeves disappeared, and it was lengthening down to meet her dissolving trousers above her thighs. Her brown shoes turns into white stilettos, increasing her height by 4 inches. And the last change was her iconic hat being changed into a white cap with a red cross on it. When the changes were complete, Applejack found herself wearing a rather skimpy white nurse uniform.

Rarity on the other hand also was experiencing a change of attire. But unlike Applejack, Rarity didn’t take long to realize that her clothes were turning into a French maid outfit. Her white long-sleeved shirt has parts of it turn to black. In no time, it had changed into a sleeveless one piece French maid uniform with an open chest area. Because it was a one piece outfit, her knee-length black skirt disappeared. Her legs were covered in a fishnet while her red high heels turned into black. Lastly, a maid cap appeared on top of her head.

“… Apologies.” He said halfheartedly.

3

“Though, I must say: you two look marvelous in those getups.” Discord laughed hysterically.

Both of them on the other hand weren’t laughing. All they could do was gawk in shock in their new clothes. They never been in such ridiculous and lewd outfits.

“Change us back, you creep!” Rarity demanded. Not only was her maid outfit degrading but her outfit was especially pressing against her breasts, artificially making them look larger than they really are to any onlooker.

“Or else!” Applejack growled, showing him her clenched fist with his name written on it right in his blue face. However, she found that moving her arm around felt uncomfortably tight, thanks to the tight outfit she was wearing.

“But who will take care of the mess? The thought of Fluttershy coming home to see her home in tatters wounds me deeply.” He said dramatically to Rarity, motioning his hands to the tissue littered floor, the books and other objects on the floor. “And who will nurse me back to full recovery?” He said to Applejack with his puppy dog eyes. “If I won’t get better, my sneezes will only make things worse for yo- yo- HACHOO!”

Out of nowhere, Rarity and Applejack found themselves holding a duster and a medical bag, respectively.

“Whoopsie!” He said deceitfully as if it wasn’t intentional. “It seems that I am in no position of reverting your… predicaments. My sneezing seems to be causing all of this mischief and my ability to snap anything I want into this world has been nullified by my sickness.” He said as he tried snapping his fingers over and over to no avail. That sort of answered their question to why Discord couldn’t just make all the scrunched up tissue on the floor disappear. “Now, with that said… off to cleaning, Mademoiselle. And I’d like to take my temperature, nurse.”

Rarity crossed her arms while Applejack’s fist was still clenched.

“Do something about us, first.” Applejack commanded.

Discord then shrugged. “Very wel- we- we- HACHOO!”

“Pfff.” Rarity scoffed. “What, are you going to give me a vacuum cleaner?”

“Or turn this nurse getup pink?”

Discord placed a finger on his chin. “Not baaaaad ideas. But I believe you’ll find the surprise… worth the weight.”

Applejack and Rarity shared a confused look with one another. And then, they felt something changing in their bodies.

“Wait, why does my breasts feel weird?” Rarity said, dropping the duster and looking down at her cleavage. In no time however, she could feel and see her chest gradually pushing against her maid outfit.

Her breasts were inflating, growing larger and rounder. Rarity started to breathe erratically. She quickly tried to cover her expanding breasts with her hands. But it was futile as her breasts continued pushing outwards. By the time they stopped growing, they were the size of bowling balls. As an added touch, her nipples have been hardened so much that they protruded through the outfit, with two bumps becoming visible. Worse, the maid outfit pressed tightly against her now huge breasts was still pressing against them, making them look like mountains of flesh ready to burst through the fabric. But what was also on her mind was how heavy they were and how she struggled to keep her balance.

“H- H- How am I supposed to walk around with a straight back, let alone go out in public like this?” She whimpered.
Applejack too was not safe from the changes. However, unlike Rarity, the change came happened somewhere else.
She started to feel her uniform get tighter but not at the chest area but from behind. Or more specifically, from her behind. She could feel her rear get bigger and bigger and her nurse outfit stretching

“What are ya doing to mah rear!?” She cried out, dropping the medical bag onto the floor and watching as her rear was gaining volume and pushing outwards.

She tried covering her rear with her hands but again, to no avail. Not only was her butt gaining more volume and causing her skirt to ride up her thighs but she also felt her thighs thickening and were hips widening. By the time they stopped growing, she had formed an enormous bubble butt with thick thighs and wide hips.

“Oh my, it seems like my sneezes are getting worse,” Discord said with a grin. "I suggest you get on with your tasks, girls."

It took a while until one of them finally spoke.

“And you promise you’ll change us back?” Rarity said, still looking at her mountain of cleavage.

“Well, I can’t promise that I can change you back,” he waited for their response, especially Applejack who he feared would have sucker punched him by now but apparently she was preoccupied by what happened to her, “… but if you spruce up this place before Fluttershy gets here and you provide me with the loving care a patient like me deserves, then I’m sure I’ll get out of my blue funk and change you all back to normal.”

“One moment,” Applejack intejected. Then she grabbed Rarity and turned around away from Discord.

“What do you suggest we do, Applejack?”

“You know what we have to do. We have to keep Discord away from Twilight and Cadence remember? If we help him get better, then he’ll ruin their day together.”

“But what about us?” Rarity asked. “He’s going to keep sneezing and changing us all day.”

“C’mon, Rarity. What matters the most is Twi-“

“Good view from here.” Discord said, drawing Applejack and Rarity’s attention to him. “Mind if I take a photo, Applejack?”

At first she was confused by what he meant. But it only took a second or two until she realized that he was gazing at her enormous butt. Because the nurse outfit had been stretched by the expanding rear, thighs, and hips, the lower section of her butt was clearly visible from behind.

“Alright, scratch what Ah said,” Applejack whispered angrily to Rarity, “We’ll do what he says so Ah can’t get out of this ridiculous body and uniform.”

“Good,” Rarity whispered back, “Besides, he doesn’t know about Twilight or Cadence yet. And also… I don’t know how much longer my back can carry… these.”

They turned back to Discord. “Fine,” Applejack said.

“Splendid!” He bellowed. “Now, I think you can start with the mess on the floor while you on the other hand can take my temperature.”

“And where can I find a thermometer?” Applejack spoke back.

He pointed to the ground. It was the medical bag that appeared out of nowhere in her hand but was dropped after the bodily changes began happening. Applejack crouched on her knees to pick up the bag instead of bending over for obvious reasons. Rarity too picked up the duster off the floor and grabbed the trashcan by his bed.

And so, they began their humiliating tasks.

4

“Finally, the last one,” Rarity said. “Hopefully it’s not- oh…” She frowned when she found that the tissue paper, like so many before, was just soaking in his snot. And now her hands were just as sticky and disgusting.

Meanwhile, Applejack was taking his temperature. Or at least, trying to.

“Stop playing around, Discord.” She said, holding onto the thermometer as the liquid in it kept rising and lowering wildly. “You wanted me to take your temperature and I’m doing it. So just show me how bad your fever is.”

“If you say so.”

Suddenly, the thermometer instantly jumped to the thermometer’s boiling point and Applejack had to let go of it. The top of it then popped and the liquid went everywhere though it luckily missed her. What she was concerned with were her fingers that she was blowing on to ease the heat.

“Oh dear, I must be that sick,” he said, once again sounding disingenuous and as if this was all intentional. “”Perhaps you can clean up downstairs. Who knows what needs cleaning there?”

“Downstairs?!” Rarity gasped.

He turned to Applejack. “And I’m afraid you’ll need to do better, nurse.”

Applejack stopped blowing on her fingers to respond. “Better?”

“I already dusted the room and picked up your filthy disgusting mess!”

“And ya tried to burn my fingers off!”

“Now, now,” Discord said, realizing the angrier tone again, “You agreed to do your best to help me recover.”

Rarity and Applejack looked at one another before shifting back to Discord. “You know what, Discord?” Applejack started. “We’re leaving.”

“Leaving?” Discord said, surprised.

“Indeed,” Rarity echoed. “We've had enough of you.”

“But the magi-“

“Which can be fixed by someone with a spell book, probably,” Applejack said. She intentionally left out Twilight’s name though she worried Discord was thinking about her too.

“Hmmm, you’re right,” Discord said. “My magic has been reverted before.”

Rarity and Applejack finally felt like they one upped Discord.

“Though…” Discord uttered, “I have a reason why you would no- no- no-HACHOOOOOOO!!!”

Both of them expected more physical changes. Either more would be added to their ‘assets’ or the changes would appear somewhere else, like Applejack’s unaffected breasts. But it never came. No further bodily changes, no new clothing, nothing they would be able to see.

And so they were understandably suspicious.

“Alors Monsieur, what ees eet that you ‘ave done to us, s’il vous plait?” Rarity instantly covered her mouth.

Applejack looked in shock at Rarity before turning to Discord. “Hey, sugar, what did you do to our lovely voices?” Applejack instantly covered her mouth too. Why did her voice sound all seductive and sexy? And she didn’t intend on using ‘sugar’ or ‘lovely’. And her southern drawl sounded even more exaggerated than before.

Both of their voices shared one common thing. They both sounded highly sultry and seductive.

“As I was about to say,” Discord said. “You have no reason to leave because I know that both of you will never go out in public like that. In your hilarious getups, high heels, and as an added touch, those comical accents of yours!“ He stopped to laugh for a bit, “Imagine the look on everyone’s faces from town when they see their fashionista and their most dependable of all come out looking like a sexy French maid and a skimpy nurse all with massive assets for all to see.”

Discord could tell that the two have been discouraged entirely from leaving the place. Even if they were to object, Applejack and Rarity were too embarrassed to utter anything with their new voices.

“I’ll take the silence as a sign of you agreeing to clean the lower floor and to continue nursing me back to health."