The Journal Of Princess Luna

by luna the writer

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 694

A Journal of Princess Luna from entries 1-25, starting on the moon and ending in Equestria.

Follow Luna as she writes in her journal on the moon.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-08 21:08:04 UTC

Entry One

Well, here goes, methinks 'tis a bad decision to purchase this journal. Ahem. 'Tis my first entry. I really shouldn't write in Old English accent. Here goes...the regular way.

Today was a boring day on the moon. A day of staring out the window of my newly built castle and thinking about my life stinking.

Eh. This is very boring here on the moon, and this journal is the only thing I have to remind me of the Equestria I loved so. Ick, am I getting mushy again? Well. Excuse me if I do.

Entry Two-February

Not much to say. Finished furnishing my Castle of The Night today. Ooh. That has a ring to it. It gives me chills it's so good, if I say so myself. It truly is hard not to talk in my accent. I'm just so used to it. The endless space out here is breath-taking. And besides, what made Tia think I wouldn't like it here? It's my namesake and cutie mark! Who doesn't like the moon?

Food supply is pretty full. I can just teleport food here, so no problem. I can't believe she didn't take away my unicorn powers. I'm free to do whatever the heck I want, and NOPONY can stop me! Freeeee!

Um....sorry for that last paragraph. I guess I had too many slices of cake.

Entry Three-March

I can't really tell whether it is spring or winter or stuff like that. After all this is the moon. No seasons no plants. Well I can fix that. I AM an alicorn, for the moon's sake. So I grew grass and planted trees and all that stuff with my horn. Stuff. STUFFFFFF!!!!!!! Sorry. I have to be random to entertain myself up here. And plus, it's so dark. Ick. STUFFFFFFFFFFFF. DIAAAARIES!!!!!!! YEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Wait what is this? I hear a creature. Be right back.

YES I FOUND AN Opossum. I shall name him Tiberius. For no apparent reason at all.

Entry Four-April

Remember how I said in the last entry, "Who doesn't like the moon?" Well...me. It is so lonely up here. Nobody to talk to, to confide in. Except this journal, I guess. I guess. It is just not the same without Celestia to talk to. I suppose I could write to her, but she would probably reject letters. Besides, I don't even have a dragon anyways. Heh. Now that I think about it, magic burping dragons is a bit humorous. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...sorry. What is taking her so long to realize she made a mistake? :rainbowlaugh: Like she's even really going to realize that. She's so stupid, the lot of them are.

Entry Five-May

The days are passing by so slow. It seems as if it has been a billion years since I was banished. :rainbowderp: wait how long HAS it been? :unsuresweetie: :raritywink: I just love drawing emoji. It is just so fun. If only Tia understood how I am feeling.

Entry Six-June

AUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage: soooooooo boreddddddd ooh I like writing double letters:pinkiesmile:

I feel like eating cake.

Ugh too much cake. Now all I can do is roll around. I can't even fly. Blech. I don't want to eat cake for awhile. At least it was a timekiller.

Entry Seven-August 2012

Well, it seems I have forgotten about this Journal. It is exactly the day of my coming down from the moon, and I'll have to admit I'm excited. I'm gathering my things. Time to revenge on Celestia. No she is not called Tia anymore. Too childish and love-sounding.

I feel a little wrong about this, but I guess it will be okay.

I was right! The pony citizens are terrified of myself, except that the Elements of Harmony have gotten me again. What was her name? Tara? Tia? Oh, yes! Twilight and her gang have made me "nice" again. I really wasn't going to harm any-pony, but just have a little fun of my own! I'll admit it wasn't the greatest on the moon as you can see from my entries. And it wasn't easy OR fun being a villain. Well I guess I'll be okay.