The Youngest Alicorn

Lily-

For Celestia's sake I can't even write a letter in this house without my parents riding my ass saying how a letter to royalty is supposed to be proper. I literally had to write out this ridiculous sounding letter that I'm sure you would get concerned about and probably think that I lost my fucking mind. But whatever.

So, how's your life been since the party? Have you talked to that colt you were talking with a lot that night again? Wink wink, nudge nudge?

Anyways, Orchestra and her parents were at this party my parents were throwing. We hung out together along with this filly Bluesy Tune that Heart Throb has a crush on (he wasn't there because he was sick or some shit). She's nice, but she's too much of a rule follower for my likings. She was sooooooo jealous when she found out that we became friends with you. She has a really good Alto voice, and her dancing skillz are pretty neat as well. We were thinking about hanging out again sometime at Donut Joe's or something on Friday at noon. We're gonna meet up at Bluesy's house, at 12 Mountain View Avenue. Wanna join us?

Please write back! ;]

- Electric

Dear Electric,

Wow, you really do NOT want to meet my stupid tutor, Razor Straight. He's supposed to be teaching me how to act like proper royalty, but it's booooooooorrrrrriiiiinnnnnnnngggggg. I also don't understand why he hires himself as an etiquette tutor for kids, because he seems to hate every single foal on the planet. He's super strict and my Auntie Celestia said he has a stick shoved up his ass (and then Discord started laughing and saying that he "loves the new Celestia," and then my Mom kinda yelled at Auntie for cursing in front of me). I talked to my mom about the pointlessness of his lessons, and she told me to suck it up, and that I could get diplomacy lessons as well. Oh, joy and rapture.

Isn't Bluesy Tune the daughter of Creative Tune and Echo Wing? As in the pegasi who founded the MultiTune Recording Co.?? It's too bad she couldn't be at the party! I've heard AMAZING things about her, and I can't wait to meet her!

Also, I asked my mom about the Donut Joe thing, and she said that I can go! She's sending Razor home for the weekend (YES!), so I don't have ANY lessons!! She also said that I could have you guys over for a sleepover once we're done eating!! Please write back!

Sincerely,

Lily Note

Lily-

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!! I asked my parents about it and also told Orchestra, Heart, Bluesy, Foxtrot, and Dev. They all said that they would get back to you but my parents said yes!

See ya on Friday!

-Electric

Dear Lily,

Hey, this is Orchestra! Electric told me about the sleepover idea, and I'm all for it! My parents green-lighted it, as well. I cannot WAIT for you to meet Bluesy! She's really sweet (and she's sweet on Heart), and you'll love her to BITS. Heart says that his parents agreed too, so we're both excited to see you on Friday!

Best Regards,

Orchestra

Hey Lily!

This is Nimble. I'm hanging around my sister for the day on Friday to check out guard shit, so I'm not allowed to leave her side. But she said I could join you guys for the sleepover party! See ya then!

Yours,

Nimble Shield

Dear Princess Lily Note,

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I was so annoyed that I missed your party!!! It sounded like a lot of fun! I was out of town for a week in the Crystal Empire with my family on a vacation, in case you were wondering. It was really beautiful there, and we even got to meet Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor! My older sister Jazzy Step was mooning over him, but then she witnessed the couple being all cutesy and lovey, and she did the smart thing and stopped.

So, I'm pretty excited for Friday! We're meeting at my house on 12 Mountain View Avenue at EXACTLY noon, so please be on time! Can't wait to meet you!!

Yours Truly,

Bluesy Tune

P.S. Do you prefer Lily? Because I bet you feel awkward being called "Princess" all the time!