Author's Note

FINALLY!! I have been over and over and over this - you have no idea. FIfteen thousand words! But I couldn’t stop - you’ll see why. Yes there is romantic clop, so if you don’t like it, don’t read this. (But if you didn’t see this coming then you really have no one to blame but yourself.
You may find it needs corrections, but I JUST couldn’t keep you waiting any longer. I hope you like it. I hope I captured what their first time would be like. I really did hear their voices as I wrote. I hope you do too. If you like it, comments and thumbs up are welcome. If you don’t, well thumbs down are okay too, but I’d really like to know why. Happy Friday, I gotta go home.

Please Please Me

“Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come ON (come on)

COME ON (come on)

Please please me (oh yeah)

Like I please you”

Please Please Me

-Lennon-McCartney

As they kissed, Twilight was once again taken by the sweetness and tenderness of her lips, it wasn’t the Applejack she’d met that first day, nor the bouncy silly Applejack that she saw when they were with the others. This was something more. This was the Applejack under all those walls she put up. The breadth and depth of Applejack’s responsibilities out-shadowed those of the other four. They required a mature mind and resilient spirit, one that grasped the scope of the consequences should she fail. Twilight doubted any of the other four could handle it. She behaved as if she was just a “hard-working pony,” but there was so much on the line that the others clearly hadn’t thought about. Twilight saw it thought. Not only had Applejack assumed responsibility for her family and the farm, but she had to make sure they each contributed what they could. She could never override Granny Smith, she had to let her Grandmother believe that she ran the farm.

And that was it - that this young pony never let the other see that very serious, very adult side. She was as fun and silly and “serious” as they were. She easily could have treated them as her inferiors, letting them know exactly how the ranking stood, but she didn’t. She was incredibly humble and truly loved them. She put her love and respect for them above her ego. In Twilight’s life there was only one other pony that did that, and she was the pony Twilight most wanted to please and to emulate. It was this profound realization that brought Twilight to confront her true feelings for Applejack. Twilight had suddenly realized, something so profound and so important, that it humbled the young unicorn.

As much as Princess Celestia, approval meant to her, so now did Applejack’s.

In this moment everything was exactly right. It was just the two of them together, floating in a slow upward emotion, seemingly as one. Twilight was no longer self-conscious, no longer worried how she was perceived or whether those around her were happy. Applejack forgot about the farm, her family, all her responsibilities, for here was a pony that seemed to know all that, who understood the real her, a pony who silently saw right through it all and it was so obvious to both of them that a word of it would never need to be spoken.

And now they had found each other, these two ponies who wordlessly understood their connection to each other and the incredible depth of that connection. To their sweet, naive hearts this was something entirely new. Neither was a filly but neither was a mare. This kiss lifted them out of that place between the two worlds, gently raising them into a realm where it was just them and their love, nothing else intruded. It was here they would celebrate their love. The most magical part was that neither worried about the other- they both knew the joy they shared together. Two weeks ago her life was happily studying, researching the Mare on the Moon, pouring over books in her apartment and trotting off to see Princess Celestia to happily share her findings over a cup of cocoa or a glass of milk as she smiled proudly at her accomplishment.

Now, just two weeks later she finds herself in another mare’s bed making love. Not only making love but having no doubt whatsoever that this was far more than answering recently awakened sexual cravings, this was love, in all its ecstasy and danger.

In her heart, all doubt was gone and these moments were the sweetest she had ever known. Twilight was so utterly lost in a whirlpool of passionate romantic love and deep sexual desire, that if Princess Celestia entered the room, the young unicorn would have turned her back to her mentor and continued kissing Applejack, no matter the consequences. Twilight joyfully gave into her love and her wants and kissed Applejack, her muzzle, her neck, and the base of her ears, causing her lover to squirm and giggle and shiver.

As she tasted those lips again, she had a sudden desire to see her joy shared. She opened her eyes to see the blushing blonde cheeks under the adorable white freckles that she'd come to love, and the big green eyes that had stolen her heart, looking back at her with such unfettered passion and seduction that she felt equal parts lust and fear.

Applejack hadn’t an ounce of guile in her body, and this look was a true reflection of her desire. To Twilight it was more than evident that despite all the earth pony’s reservations and protestations, this passionate kiss held a profound and honest love for her and she swore to herself that she would be worthy of it. Holding her eyes closed she lifted her head, waited a moment then opened them.

The sight that met Twilight’s eyes as she pulled back from the kiss would have been the envy of any breathing pony in Equestria. Looking up at her by the soft light of the lamp, her golden blonde mane tousled on the pillow was the face of Applejack, at once the very image of sweet country innocence, now excited, almost breathless, a bright pink flush to her cheeks, and her sensuous green eyes sharp and full of both surprise and erotic arousal. The sound of her breathless panting only served to complete her as the visage of just about anypony’s romantic desire. She looked into Twilight’s eyes and blushed.

“I-I never realized what…” she whispered breathlessly.

“...a kiss could be?” sighed Twilight. She smiled and gently kissed her again.“I can’t believe how lucky I am.”

Applejack’s eyes and smile slowly transformed into the very image of seduction and Twilight could not believe they were meant for her. Applejack, now the pursuer, lifted her head off the pillow, and parted her lips, passionately wanting another kiss. The sight of it fulfilled one of Twilight’s greatest fantasies. The unicorn leaned down and returned the passion.

In the back of Twilight’s mind, a troubling thought percolated, Applejack seemed utterly unfamiliar with sex, or at least the pleasures of sex. How could she look so physically, so sexually desirable, yet have no idea how to answer the need her body so desperately cried out for? If it weren't for the look in her eyes, Twilight would have thought she might be somewhat prudish. As Twilight contemplated this, Applejack grimaced suddenly and groaned in pain.

“What?” Twilight’s voice was a fervent whisper, “What is it, sweetheart? Oh my gosh are you okay?”

Applejack gritted her teeth and winced. “Oh ain’t that typical. I - I sometimes get this pain and I get to feeling like I been bucked by one of my own trees-ain't that a hoot?” She said sarcastically.

“Oh sweetie, where? What is it that hurts?”

“It’s in my back and my hips. It ain’t all the time but when I get it, my bones ache in my back legs, and under my tail.” She whispered harshly then grimaced hard. “Ohhh, it’s real bad this time, I can’t remember it ever hurting so much.”

“Oh Applejack, I don’t know what to do.” Twilight whispered frantically, trying not to be too loud., “How can I help?”

“Nothin you can do. I just gotta try to relax. I usually go out it the orchard and buck apples.”

“What kind of pain is it? Is it sharp or is it dull?”

“It’s dull, like a toothache.”

“The whole area?”

“Yeah. OH!!” she yelped, bringing her knees together.

“Shh, oh I'm sorry What? WHAT?!! Something else?”

“A sharp pain.” Applejack groaned through gritted teeth.

“Where?”

“Between, uh, my legs…”

“You mean your mare-”

“YES,” she cut Twilight off, “Down there”

“Let me look.”

“NO!”

“Shhh! Listen, if we’re going to be lovers then sooner or later I’m going to see it.”

“Who said anything about being lovers?” Applejack snapped. After a moment she sighed. “I’m sorry Twilight, I’m just so dang confused.” Suddenly she gritted her teeth trying to control her volume “Uwwww!”

“Okay, for now, let’s forget the lovers part. I want to help you because I love you. I just need you to spread your legs and let me see your, you know, your… mare parts.”

“That's easy for you to say, in fact, I think you like sayin it.“

“That is so not true!” Twilight paused. “Okay, maybe a little. Or a lot. Yes, definitely a lot. How about ‘My dearest Applejack, would you be so kind as to let me examine your vagina?’ Hmmm, I kind of like that too.”

“Well, then you just keep saying that all night cause I ain't lettin you see my, well, what you seem so all fired up to get a look at!”

Twilight sighed, her fears of Applejack’s prudishness were clearly well founded. “I can see this is going to be a long night. Applejack, I just need to see what’s going on. And you will let me because you love and trust me.. . Or don’t you?” Twilight whispered, raising an eyebrow.

“Don’t you dare go there Sparkle!” Applejack whispered angrily, “You know dang well I’m in love with you and I trust you with my life, but there are some things that a mare keeps private, even from those ponies she’s in love with! OWWW!”

“You listen to me Applejack - you may be a lot stronger than me, but you’re in pain right now and I’ll bet that with my magic and strength, I can force those legs apart. Now lift your nightshirt and spread ‘em!”

“You wouldn’t DARE!” Applejack glowered at her, then grimaced in pain again

“Oh, wouldn’t I?”

Applejack glared at Twilight who glared right back at her. Twilight could see that she was bravely masking a great deal of pain. As if to confirm it, Applejack suddenly whimpered again wincing in agony before grabbing a pillow and pressing it over her mouth to keep the others from hearing. “Okay,” she said into the pillow, “you win.”

Twilight, had to admit to herself that in addition to her desire to help Applejack, she was also feeling both perverted and incredibly turned on. She moved around and sat at the foot of the bed trying not to look as excited as she felt. Applejack reluctantly shifted backward and reclined against the headboard. Despite her obvious embarrassment and shame, she reached down and slowly raised her nightshirt. As she did, she squeezed her eyes shut, looked away in embarrassment, and opened her legs.

Twilight levitated the table that the oil lamp was on and moved it to the side of the bed in order to help her see better. She looked between Applejack’s legs and swallowed hard at the sight.

“Okay, so your pubic cleft looks like it’s shut really tight. Can you relax it?”

“Not with you in the room!” Applejack grumbled, “Oh just forget it!“ she said, pulling her nightshirt back down.

Twilight looked up at her, “Do you remember the other night when Dash asked that question about going down - having oral sex with Princess Luna or Nightmare Moon?”

“Of course. What a bunch of hogwash!”

“Well I have to admit, I was pretty grossed out by it too. Some of the meaner mares back at the Academy used to talk about those things. I thought it was one of the grossest things I’d ever heard of. My attitude on the topic didn’t make me a lot of friends, especially when I told them what I thought. Anyway, when Rainbow said that, I thought most of you were okay with it and when I got home I was pretty upset. I was worried it would come between us.”

“Really?”

“Yes. I even thought up a little speech to explain how I felt. But then I started to think about, you know it. Then I started to imagine it. Then some funny feelings started happening between my legs.”

“Like what kind of funny?”

“Like my, um, you know, my mare parts-”

“Pussy. I thought you said it was called a pussy.”

“Right, my pussy wanted to be touched - well more than just touched.” Twilight looked away in embarrassment, “okay, a LOT more…”

“So?”

“Well, promise you won’t ever tell anypony.”

“I promise.” Applejack answered eagerly.

“I, uh, touched it.”

“Ohhh, this is really starting to hurt”

“That’s because your body is getting aroused. I think I have a theory about what’s going on with you down there.”

“Never mind, what happened when you...?”

“I’ve never felt anything like it - it was...I couldn't stop. I felt so ashamed of myself but it felt so good. I was imagining this really cute colt with his face between my legs. He was blonde - that’s all I could see.”

“Ewww! That is just gross!”

“Well fifteen minutes before that, I thought so too. But once I started, you know - doing it, gross wasn’t exactly what I was thinking. I wanted to see his face, to know who handsome young stud in my fantasy was.”

“Well?”

“Well he looked up at me”

“SO?!! Who was it?”

“It was you.”

Applejacks eyes flew open wide. “ME??!!”

“eYup, and your face was quite a mess from, you know....”

“You must ‘a thought you’d spit your bit!”

“No. Actually, I imagined kissing you, wet muzzle and all, and after that, I had my very first orgasm.”

“You keep talking about having an orgasm, What the hay is that? Some kinda dessert? Was that after you stopped, you know, doing it?”

Twilight laughed. “No silly, it’s like every good feeling you’ve ever had, and a few you haven’t, going through your whole body all at the same time.”

“Kinda like winning top prize at the Equestria County Fair? Because I’ve done that and let me tell you, there ain’t a better feelin in the world!” Applejack announced proudly. She looked at Twilight and paused. “What? You think that’s funny? Let’s see you try it!”

“No sweetie,” Twilight’s face turned pink as she struggled to keep from laughing, “It’s not that. I’ll tell you what - if you still think that winning top prize at the Equestria County Fair feels better than an orgasm, I’ll dress up one year on Nightmare Night as a pussy.”

Applejack started laughing, “You’ll what?”

“You know, a pussycat. But if an orgasm is better than winning, then you go dressed as a pussycat. Or any kind of cat - you know like a panther, or a tiger, or even a lion. It’ll be our private joke, Deal?”

“Okay sugarcube, but you better get sewing, because like I was sayin’ nothin feels better than takin that top prize!”

“Okay, it’s a deal.”

“I’ll bet you were glad to get cleaned up or whatever after you got all done doin, you know...gettin it out of your system.”

“Um, well…”

“Wait, you don’t mean to tell me you did it AGAIN?” Applejack whispered emphatically.

Twilight blushed, “Actually, um, I did it two or three more times that night and then this morning in the bathtub, then earlier today when you and Spike came by the library.”

“WHAT?!”

“Shhh! I couldn't help it! I was looking at you from the window in the bathroom, It was the best orgasm ever” Twilight said, momentarily lost in the erotic memory. She looked back at Applejack and suddenly blushed deeply and looked away, smiling in embarrassment. “I wanted to tell you.” She heard a whimper and looked back, “Oh AJ, you’re in so much pain! It’s all this talk about sex - it’s getting you excited and aroused.”

“No it aint!” the earth pony grunted, clearly straining hard in pain.

“OH! You are sostubborn! Well I’m going to prove it to you!” Twilight shifted around so that she was kneeling, on the bed, directly in front of Applejack, her legs apart. She leaned back slightly and smiled as seductively as she could, then traced her hoof up, from between her legs and up to her chest. Applejack tried not to look but found she was unable to look away from the adorable pony in front of her in that sheer white silk negligee. She drew her knees up to her chest and grabbed them.“Oh dang this hurrrrts!”

Twilight immediately leaned toward her and embraced her. “You see? Now please Applejack!” she begged in a whisper, “Please let me help you.”

The two ponies looked into each other’s eyes, Twilight reached over and brushed a loose strand of blonde mane from her face. “I love you,” she said softly.

Applejack cast her eyes downward and blushed. “I know.”

Slowly the farm pony eased her legs forward and lay back, resting her hoof on the hem of her nightshirt. Twilight placed her hoof atop Applejacks. The blonde earth pony looked up at her, her expression one of uncertainty, and slowly withdrew her hoof, leaving Twilight’s resting there alone.

The unicorn looked down at her hoof then up into the now brave and trusting but slightly fearful eyes of her lover.

As she slowly raised Applejack’s nightshirt, the two of them blushed. Twilight waited until Applejack looked down between her legs before she let herself look.

As Applejack made the concentrated effort to relax, pink color began to return to the skin under her coat on either side of the blonde cleft. “That’s it, that’s my beautiful Applejack, just relax.” She noticed that Applejack had smiled at her last words, and loved her all the more for it.

Now that Applejack had relaxed, her genitals had begun to get excited and pink.

“It feels weird. Kinda tingly.”

Twilight nodded dumbly, too preoccupied at the sight of one particular part of Applejack’s anatomy. It was a soft shade of pink and as it slowly became erect, it began to extend out from under the surrounding hood and lips.

“Sweet Celestia...” Twilight muttered in a dazed whisper.

Applejack’s clitoris was certainly bigger than her own and it was amazing. She looked up at Applejack’s face and saw her cheeks were bright red, then looked back down between her legs.

Why isn't she at least a LITTLE wet? I certainly am! I'm soaked! Oh hay, if I move I think I’m going to have an orgasm. I can feel how wet I am. We’re even going to have to wash the sheets. And the mattress. And probably the floor underneath. Am I ever starting to ache…” Watching as everything between Applejack’s legs took on a healthier and deeper shade of pink wasn’t helping. “How are you feeling now sweetheart? Oh I just LOVE calling you sweetheart!”

Applejack suddenly relaxed and just looked at Twilight. A smile spread across her face. “Not as much as I like hearing it.”

“Do you feel any better?

Applejack. taken by the lack of familiar pain, replaced by a wonderful new pleasure answered, “It’s startin to feel... well, it’s hard to describe. but good - especially all, you know, down there.” she said with a nod. “I still kinda ache on the inside though.”

“Applejack, have you ever gotten, um, wet down there. Not from pee, but more like a thick slippery wet.”

“What? No!” she whispered as though insulted, “What the hay are you talking about?” She closed her legs together. As she did her eyes opened wider for a second in obvious surprised and her cheeks flashed pink for a moment.

“What was that? Did you feel something?”

“No! Nuthin,” Applejack said stubbornly.

In fact, she had. Applejack’s very sensitive clitoris, now that she relaxed her pubic muscles, had at long last, become fully engorged and extended beyond the hood, (quite a bit beyond the hood) As she closed her legs, it gently, if inadvertently, was stroked by her vaginal lips and hood. The pleasure of the sensation caught her completely by surprise. But she was determined not to give Twilight the satisfaction of being right.

“Calm down sweetie, I was just getting some facts. You look like you’re feeling a little better.”

“Uh, yeah, I think that sharp pain is gone.”

“That’s because you stopped clenching everything down there. You really need to be nicer to your mare parts. I can't wait to show you how nice they can be to you!”

“I’d take it kindly if you wouldn’t talk about my mare parts. It’s embarrassin.”

“I'm just pointing out that if you hadn’t been squeezing your parts like an iron vise all these years…”

“...then my parts, would have been wide open for all Equestria to see!” the earth pony snapped.

“Hmmm, point taken. But it only happens when you're aroused. I just discovered that little fact myself. I never had that happen before.”

“Well I’ve got a couple of years on you, and I can tell you - it’s a might embarrassing, that's all.”

Neither of them spoke for a while. Twilight suddenly felt a little bit guilty and ashamed as she began to appreciate how painful this must be for Applejack. She waited, prepared to give her as much time as she needed, but they both knew that they had to get past this.

Applejack drew a deep breath, “The long and short of it is - well it was a while back, in fact it was just after my first, you know…”

“Estrus?” Twilight offered.

“Yeah. Anyway, I was visitin’ family in Appaloosa for the big country fair. They had this contest for the strongest stallion. One event was a tug of war and there was this one big o’le Clydesdale that was just the handsomest thing I'd ever seen. When I saw him tuggin’ hard and sweatin’ and gruntin’, I started feeling kinda anxious down, you know, in my mare parts. Well, I caught this friend of my cousin Braeburn’s starin’ at me, or at least that part of me. He made the big mistake of sayin somethin’ I reckon he thought was funny. To say I didn’t take it all that well would be like saying Pinkie Pie has a little bit of a sweet tooth.”

“That jerk! I'm so sorry sweetie.“

“By the time I got done with him, I'm pretty sure he was too. I reckon he’s still walkin funny.”

“I hope so. So you’ve been clenching every time you felt something happening?”

“Well a ‘course! Doesn’t everypony? After a while I didn't much think about it, I just did it.”

“You poor thing! No wonder you don’t recognize what it’s trying to tell you. All getting aroused means to you is pain. Well Applejack, I'm here to tell you that all your clenching days are done. But it looks like it has caused a little problem. Nothing that we can't fix though.”

“How are we gonna keep other ponies from starin’ when, you know...? ”

“There are other ways. All you have to do is to gently hold it closed. I mean, sure, you are bigger than average...”

“Like how?” Applejack seemed to have forgotten her embarrassment. She turned and looked at Twilight, her face reflecting concern.

“We’ll talk about that later. For now, let’s talk about how we’re going to help you. Now pay attention - A mare’s vagina is supposed to secrete a thick, slippery substance when she gets sexually aroused. There’s no scientific name for it but most ponies call it ‘cum’. They spell it with a ‘u’ and no ‘e’. There are glands at the opening of your vagina and inside, that secrete it. Oh, and when you have an orgasm they sometimes call it ‘cumming’”

“Seems like an awful lot to keep track of if you ask me. And another thing, if it’s all the same to them I just as soon they keep what I secrete a secret…” The farm pony said and couldn’t help but smile a little. Twilight laughed and then put her hoof over her mouth to stifle it.

“You made your first vagina joke!! I’m so proud of you!” Twilight whispered gleefully.

“Shut up Sparkle…” Applejack muttered with a poorly suppressed smile. “Besides, just exactly what makes you think I'm aroused?“

“I thought we were clear on that. Once again, it’s your mare parts, that's what! Look at your clitoris! And right now, I’m proud to say,” Twilight said with a proud little shake of her shoulders, “I have sexually aroused you…”

“So all this pain is your fault?” Applejack demanded in a fierce whisper, her anger returning, though Twilight could see she was kidding.

Twilight smiled weakly. “Uh, well, I guess one could look at it that way…”

“Well thanks, lover-girl.” Applejack looked away glumly.

“But Applejack, I think we can fix this. All these years you have clamped down so hard each time you get excited, that all you know when you get aroused, is pain. One of the reasons, I’m pretty sure, besides that fact that you clamped that poor, sweet, gorgeous clitoris of yours in a vise-”

“Excuse me - now just what the hay is this clitoris you keep goin’ on about? Are we even still talking about my mare parts? How many parts do I have down there anyway?” she demanded.

“Shhh, calm down…”

“How’m I supposed to calm down when you're telling me that I've got parts down there I didn't even know about, not only that but they're gorgeous?! Then you said something about clamping them in a vise. None of them words should be used when talking about, you know…down there ”

“I know this all sounds new, but I’ve been reading and studying the topic and I plan on giving you all kinds of lessons-”

“What a surprise… “

“I'll ignore that. So here is lesson one - see that, um, pink thing sticking up there like, a… a pencil eraser? Well that is your clitoris and it is absolutely going to become the favorite part of your body.”

“I know you're wrong about that. My apple bucking legs are my favorite part.”

“We'll see about that. Now spread those beautiful apple bucking legs again. That's it, now was that so hard?”

“Keep it up Twilight, just keep it up… “

“I plan to,“ the unicorn said with a giggle. “So, after tensing everything in your vagina for the past couple of years every time you get aroused, you’ve trained the glands to swell and they get blocked. It can take a while for your body to reabsorb everything and the glands to relax. Meanwhile that whole time, you’re in pain.”

“Am I ever. I hope you know that you sound like some kind of scientific pervert.”

“You just figured that out about me?”

“Very funny. So, how do propose we fix it?”

“I’m thinking about that. Let’s see, this only happens when you’re aroused, otherwise, everything is normal, right?”

“That’s about the size of it,” Applejack said, “I still can’t believe we’re sittin here talkin about my…”

“Get over it,” Twilight said flatly. “Now, how are we going to take care of this…” Twilight began to consider the options. Applejack watched her closely.

Applejack scowled, “What’s wrong? You don’t look so good.”

“Well, I can only think of one way. It seemed really exciting earlier today when I was, you know -”

“Bein’ a pervert-”

“Masturbating”

“Same thing.“

“Hey! You didn't even know what mastur-” Twilight suddenly stopped, “wait, are you teasing me?“

“eYup.”

“Whyyyy?” Twilight whined.

“Because it's so irresistible sugarcube, just like you.”

“Thanks, but you do know two can play at that game?”

“Yeah, but one of us is a lot more teasable than the other.”

“Oh ho, well we'll just see about that! So where was I?”

“You were masturbatin’.”

Twilight blushed, “Oh…right.” She looked down between Applejack’s legs. “Anyway the idea of doing this thing really excited me. But to tell you the truth, right now part of me is kind of., well,..”

“It’s gross, ain’t it?”

“Well, yeah, kind of. But a part of me is excited - I mean REALLY excited about it. But another part is kind of grossed out. But you're in pain, and I really want to help you.”

“Why can’t I just go to my doctor?”

“Uh-huh. So why haven’t you yet?”

“Well, I, uh… I ain’t had the time!”

“Uh-huh again. Well why don't you just go to the doctor and tell him what I told you. What needs to happen is your glands need to be gently massaged.”

‘They WHAT??!!

“SHHH! Not so loud! They need to be relaxed so the, um… cum can be secreted. All you have to do is to get yourself aroused, I’ll be glad to help you with that part, it is something I am really good at after all, then you go to the doctor and have him use something to massage the inner walls of your vaginal canal. Easy”

“There ain’t NO WAY I’m doin that!!” she whispered fiercely.

“I know,” Twilight said with a wicked smile.

“I hate you Twilight Sparkle.”

“Hey, I’m the one down here at the business end of things ready to go all in for princess and country!”

“Hold on,” Applejack demanded, “just what are you gettin at? ”

“You know, and stop pretending that you don’t. Do you want to get better or not? I’m willing to do it but you at least have to cooperate a little bit!” Twilight's whispers grew angry again.

“Ain’t there some other way?”

“Not unless you have any ideas. The nature of the problem, as I’ve stated, is inside you. We need something soft and gentle that we can, you know, put inside you to very gently caress everything. It has to be something that lets us feel around, you know, to help everything start flowing.”

“Like what? Why are you lookin down there like that? You know you ain’t lookin so good Twi. What are you… “ Applejack’s eyes went wide. “nnnnnNNNNNOO!! No no no no NO!! You absolutely, positively AIN’T ...and you SURE as shootin ain’t puttin your tongue…!” Applejack turned away as though she were going to vomit. “That is too disgusting Twilight. I’ll deal with the pain, besides, you don’t exactly look like you’re too crazy about the idea.”

“So you really didn’t know? What did you think I was talking about?”

“I don’t know,” Applejack said in bewilderment, “but it sure didn’t have anything[/] to do with putting your mouth anywhere near the general vicinity of between my legs!”

“But it’s the only way! We have to have something that can feel its way around in there...” Twilight looked down at the blonde pubic mound and swallowed hard. “I really thought I would want to do this a little more when the time came…”

“I can’t believe you are talkin about puttin your tongue in my mare parts! It’s…”

“Disgusting and gross, and nauseating, and perverted… I get it. But you look like you are in so much pain.”.

“I can’t lie Twilight, and it’s getting worse every minute.”

“That's because secretly part of you is just as excited about me slipping my tongue in there it as I am. Admit it. ”

“No! Ohhhhwwww“

“Do you mean to tell me that you aren't the tiniest bit excited by the idea of my warm tongue caressing you down-”

Applejack’s face turned bright red.

“Uh-huh.” Twilight smiled “So am I.” She then took a breath and steeled herself. “Well, I’m ready to go in.”

“Very funny! What if I pee? You ever think of that? No, this is just too weird and too gross.”

“You’re not exactly helping me here!”

Applejack sighed and smiled sweetly, “I know, and I know you’re just trying to help me sweetie,” Applejack drew in a deep breath, then gulped, “Okay, let’s try it.”

“Okay,” Twilight said nervously. As the idea that this might actually happen occupied Twilight’s mind, her mouth went dry and she started trembling.

Applejack looked at her, “Oh sweetie look at you. Nope. I just can’t let you do it.”

“Listen Applejack, we love each other and we have to work together. Is there anything else about this that is bothering you?”

“You mean like the feeling of something moving around inside there? No, why would that bother me? Just because it’s weird, and right now I think it’s gonna hurt?”

“I promise I’ll be gentle, and I won’t spend any more time in there,” she looked at it again and gulped hard, “than I absolutely have to.”

“Are you sure?”

“Oh yeah. Now let’s just get this over with.”

“I reckon we should. Since we’ve been talking about it, it’s been getting worse.”

“I was afraid of that. At this rate you’ll be in too much pain to ever get to sleep.”

“Okay, I guess…” Applejack turned as sat on the edge of the bed, letting her legs dangle off the side. “Is this okay?” she asked.

“I think that should be fine..” Twilight tried to sound as brave as she could. “Now, just scoot forward a little so that your rump comes right to the edge.” Applejack scooted as asked. “Now bring your back hooves up and rest them on the bed frame - perfect.” Once the blonde pony was in position, Twilight propped a bunch of pillows behind her. “There, that should be good.”

“Oh Twi, you’re trembling!”

“Yes, I guess I am.”

Twilight’s vulva had been throbbing and her scent was everywhere. She was quivering very hard, her heart hammering like a hummingbird’s.

“Twi, if anything happens…”

The unicorn looked up, worried.“Like what?”

“What if I get nauseous?”

“I’ll probably throw up too. Now just lie back” Twilight’s voice shook and they both looked at each other as though their lives were on the line.

“Well, I guess.” Applejack slowly lowered herself back and rested on the stack of pillows. She took a deep breath, closed her eyes tightly and gritted her teeth. “Okay,” she said grimly, “I’m ready.”

Twilight was woozy and wondered if she would pass out. She made a towel materialize, stood up and laid it on the floor where she’d been sitting. She returned to the spot and sat then looked up. The once sweet face of Applejack now looked both grim and frightened.

Something deep within her that had been troubling Twilight finally made it out of the fog of her subconscious. The realization of what it was overcame the young unicorn’s heart. She felt a rush of emotional pain building in her throat and suddenly her eyes were brimming with tears.

“Oh sweetie, let’s not do this, it’s okay, we’ll figure out something else.” Applejack leaned forward.

As she looked up, the tears spilled from Twilight’s eyes.. “I’m so sorry,” she barely whispered, “This is your first time and I wanted to make is special for you. Now I’ve turned the whole thing into some stupid science experiment. We’ll never have another first time,” she began to cry, “I’m so sorry.”

Applejack leaned forward, cupping Twilight;s chin in her hoof. “Twilight sweetie, that’s the pony I fell in love with. I have my family and the farm, I really ain’t got time for asking the questions you ask, but when I met you and saw how you saw things how could I not fall in love? You are so different from any pony I’ve ever met. Smart and so sweet, so trusting and caring, which ain’t exactly like most of the unicorn’s I’ve met. And you’re so curious! I know just you want to make this special for me, and sweetie, that is enough. A lot of ponies would have gotten mad at me for, you know, but you’re looking for a way to fix me. I wish I understood this whole sex business, I really do, but except for kissing, I never knew about the rest of it, so I didn’t know it should be the sweet way you’re saying. From what I’ve seen there’s a whole hay of a lot of difference between what you’re telling me and what I’ve seen the farm animals do. Tell you what, even if I don’t like it, we’ll do it again afterward, just the way you want to. This is just a practice run for the first time.”

As Twilight smiled a tear fell from her eye and landed on her cheek. “You would do that for me?” She wiped her eyes with the back of her hooves.

“Twilight Sparkle, I would do anything for you. She leaned forward and gave her a little kiss.

Twilight smiled as the last couple of tears escaped her eyes. “Thank you,” she whispered. Several deep breaths, a wipe of her eyes and a smile or two later, they were back to where they had been. “So we’ll just say this isn’t our first time, okay? This is just getting ready for our first time.”

“That sounds just about perfect to me,” Applejack agreed and smiled warmly at Twilight. “Now you just tell me what I’m s’posed to do and I’ll do it, Professor Sparkle. Oh, but if I see you takin’ notes or pictures, then the whole thing’s off.”

Twilight blushed and smiled, “Okay now, just lie back on the pillows, there, that’s good. You know that certain round muscle under your tail? Starting there I’d like you to relax then let the relaxation spread out like waves from a pebble in a pond. Do you feel it?

“Yeah, I can feel everything startin’ to relax. It's like when I exhale. I think it's workin’ a little.”

Twiight tried to keep the excitement out of her voice. “That's great! Now, lift your butt and pull up your nightshirt” As Applejack shifted into position, Twilight did the same, moving up between the blonde legs, waiting for the unveiling. Applejack raised her head and looked down at Twilight, whose face was slightly pale. She went to say something about the queasy but excited and hungry look in Twilight’s staring eyes, but her love for the young pony overcame her embarrassment and she gingerly and nervously pulled up her nightshirt. Twilight glanced up and smiled, her stomach full of butterflies in knots.

The soft light from the oil lamp gave the downy coat nearest Applejack's cleft a soft shine, nothing like the images Twilight had seen in her fantasies. The illustrations in the books were usually sketches, which tended to be somewhat sterile. The pictures, on the other hoof, were often quite graphic, illustrating both male and female genitals in states of full arousal. Here in front of her was Applejack, her coat, her scents, her voice, everything to remind Twilight, yet it seemed like a dream.

Twilight’s mouth was bone dry. “O-okay sweetie, now just try to relax.”

Applejack nodded. Twilight stared, watching as the muscles around the honey blonde pubic cleft shifted, and the cleft began to open. She could see the hint of pinkness there at first, then more as Applejack’s genitals became firm.

“Okay here we go.”

Twilight drew a deep breath, squeezed her eyes shut, stuck her tongue out as far as she could, and slowly craned her neck forward. The tip of her tongue landed on something warm and furry. It was Applejack's leg. Twilight opened her eyes and looked. “Oh, sorry. Bad aim. I’ll try again. You ready?”

“Uh-huh,” Applejack answered, her teeth still gritted. She was breathing heavily now, fearful of what might happen.

“Okay, here we go again.”

“Mm-kay”

Applejack’s body was taut, with the exception of the muscles between her legs. She was utterly focused on them ready to scoot back at the first sign of trouble. Twilight, eyes squeezed tight, tongue fully extended from between her lips slowly leaned forward, an inch at a time. Then it touched something warm. She opened her eyes - her tongue was at the bottom of Applejack’s outer lips. They felt firm and warm. Twilight didn’t move.

“Twi? I think I feel somethin down there, Is that you?”

Twilight opened her mouth, “Uh-huh.” As she had in her fantasies, she gently pushed her tongue side to side, parting Applejack’s lips. They were slightly salty and a little tart and felt like velvet. Twilight decided it wasn’t too bad, in fact, it was kind of nice. Applejack’s scent was wonderful - deep and earthy but sweet.

Then she opened her eyes.

It was finally real. She was tasting Applejack, inhaling her scents, She had her tongue between her beautiful blonde legs, touching her soft firm pink lips. All those remembered wants and desires from her masturbatory fantasies filled her, leaving no room for the fear and trepidation that had been there moments before. Now it was something new - pure teenage lust. She had a sense of it before but nothing like this. She savored the taste and feel as she moved her tongue forward upward, licking, parting the lips before it. She felt Applejack quiver. Suddenly everything contracted in a spasm. The back of Applejack’s throat had been clenched shut. Now something between a gasp and a whimper escaped her in a barely audible but very deep and long and erotic “uhhhhhhh…”

There was no mistaking the sound. Twilight knew it well - it was the sound of sex. Now it was coming from Applejack. The sound was as arousing and erotic as the sight of her lover’s swelling pussy and to Twilight it was almost more than she could stand. A primal flush of desire filled her. She flattened her tongue then slowly and greedily lapped up Applejack's soft stiffening lips two or three times as if it she were tasting the sweetest ice cream cone ever made. A deep dry “UHHhhhhhhohhhh” escaped the blonde pony as she groaned in pleasure.

Twilight imagined she could feel two littlie devilish horns sprouting from her head as her mouth became an evil grin. “You okay sweetie?” she asked coyly.

Applejack kept her eyes shut tight. “Uh-huh, yeah. I think maybe you should try that again.” Twilight could hear the breathless excitement in her voice.

“Okay-aay” she teased

Twilight started again, pushing in deeper this time. In one very slow motion, she licked her all the way to the top.

The sound of Applejack’s gasp brought out one of her own.

“Shhh,“ Twilight giggled, “I’m going to lick your clitoris now, okay?”

Twilight was in checklist heaven.

“Oh...well okay, I reckon…” Applejack said, clearly disappointed that the focus would no longer be where it had been.

Twilight inhaled Applejack’s scent and it almost drove her out of her mind. An idea occurred to her and she very tenderly ran the soft underside her tongue back and forth across her rigid clitoris.

Applejack gasped loudly and suddenly jerked back.

“Oh, I’m so sorry!! I didn’t mean to hurt you, sweetie!”

The earth pony was panting. She looked up and swallowed, her heavily lidded eyes rolled dreamily, “N-no, it didn’t hurt sugarcube. I reckon it felt better than just about anything ever *pant* I just- I -I just wasn’t ready for it is all.” She paused for a moment to catch her breath. “I felt my butt clench real hard and something start to happen...”

“Of course! I just realized - your clitoris must be incredibly sensitive. It has never been stroked or touched or anything else. A few more strokes with my tongue and you would have had an orgasm. I think we should take our time.”

The blonde pony lay back on the stack of pillows, “Okay... but not too much time. I think I’m ready,” she said, as the intense pleasure faded. She quickly followed it up “You can put it in, Twilight, Go ahead now, I can take it.”

Twilight pulled back and looked. Applejack’s lips had opened as everything had become engorged and taut. This wasn’t exactly like the books either. Those had been pencil sketches and so were black and white, Applejack’s were a rich pink color and tender and seemed to pulse with her heartbeat. Twilight wanted it all.

Sex - who knew it could be like this?

Something burst through her rational mind and overtook it, something that ten minutes earlier would have caused her to have a small mental breakdown. Now she wanted it, and reveled in thoughts of desire and debauchery that a few days ago she would have wretched to imagine. Or were these only thoughts she had kept at bay? Maybe those overheard conversations back at the academy by giggling mares? Maybe her own strong sexual desires mixed with her deep love for this mare was behind it all. Right now Twilight didn’t think about any of it, she wanted Applejack.

Using her hooves she pulled the soft blonde fur around the pink slit aside and opened her mouth, enveloping as much as she could. The feeling on her lips on her lover's tender vagina only made her want more. She pulled gently, feeling the lips and opening with her tongue, caressing, massaging, probing and tasting it all. Applejack’s body slowly contorted in pleasure, as she whimpered and moaned. Twilight, then reluctantly drew her mouth closed, feeling as Applejacks firm lips escaped her mouth as she ended this moment in a long tender kiss. Applejack’s haunches strained, clenching tight as a high groan came from deep in her throat.

With her tender clitoris and sensitive vagina, it was only moments before it became more than Applejack could stand. A desperate, almost pathetic whimper of want escaped her lips as she surrendered to her desires. She focused on the source of the pleasure, arching her back in eager pursuit of more. As her hind end lifted off the bed, Twilight, still kissing, sucking and tonguing her, instinctively reached under and cupping Applejack’s clenched haunches in her hooves, pressed he lover against her open, busy mouth. Finally, she repeated the open mouth kiss, only this time she stopped before closing her mouth all the way. She parted the stiff lips with her tongue, and ever so slowly pushed it part way into Applejacks vagina.

Listening to her lover’s strained gasps in response again brought out a playful wicked little Twilight. She toyed with her, pushing in a little bit, then withdrawing a little less, followed by kisses and little licks. She continued in this manner, feeling Applejack clench and release at her mercy. Soon the earth pony’s moans of pleasure became whimpers of frustration at all the teasing. Twilight loved it. After she’d decided her lover had had enough, she saw the right moment and thrust her tongue almost all the way in.

The want that Twilight had created in Applejack had suddenly and powerfully been answered. The blonde pony cried out in ecstasy and cocked her hips, thrusting to meet Twilight’s tongue. She moaned in pleasure as she felt the warm smooth walls of her vagina close around Twilight’s tongue. It was a sensation neither would ever forget. Now, as Twilight began to slowly withdraw, Applejack found herself wishing it would never end. She had a sensitive and rather small vagina, and motion of Twilight’s tongue as it slowly pulled back sent waves of pleasure up from between her legs.

Fleeting images of things that made her squeeze her pelvic muscles in the past, spilled through her mind. The times she’d spied Dash, clearly sexually aroused but unaware that her swollen genitals were exposed, Rarity bending over once or twice, revealing her slightly open vagina, the time she caught her brother relieving himself in the orchard. In those moments she’d found herself unable to look away and felt that she had violated a trust. The guilt was now renewed as she found herself not only unwilling to expunge the images but bringing them into sharper focus, remembering Dash’s thick clitoris and the pink open slit of Rarity’s vagina. The sexual hunger they brought filled her with deeper guilt, embarrassment, and shame. And Twilight was her partner in this. Good, innocent, sweet little Twilight doing this incredible thing to her. While it didn’t make it all okay, it cemented her trust in her lover.

Applejack was committed to all her virtuous qualities- her faithfulness, her work ethic, her devotion to her family and above all her honesty. This went against all of it. This was something you kept secret, something dirty and perverted but something that felt so good she couldn't believe it. There was the new girl, the bookworm, the smartypants, the goody-goody who had utterly won Applejack’s heart. Now she was suddenly in her bed, their lips touching in a tender expression of love. Now this pony lay with her, her tongue caressing and kissing between he legs, making her want it so much. But as she watched Twilight playfully tease, flicking her clitoris with her tongue, and, sending a sharp pulse of intense pleasure through her, a feeling of intense love overcame her. The sight of utter joy and love in Twilight’s eyes and obvious desire for her awakened something.

Sharing the very personal and private gift of sexual pleasure with Applejack had revealed a new side to the little unicorn, showing how she could be not only loving but playfully nasty. This undiscovered side deepened Applejack’s love for her. It was something so unTwilight that it almost begged ridicule. That Twilight loved and trusted her enough to reveal it caused an ache in the earth pony’s heart. In that moment she knew her life would lack a vital essence without this pony near her. This pony of different shades. So unassuming at times but now revealing a side perhaps nopony had ever seen. It was the ache of a heart that had found it’s true love and one it couldn’t live without. Applejack could no more deny her love than stop the rain.

Just then, the unicorn looked up and smiled wickedly, as she slowly withdrew her tongue, flicking it hard against the firm clit. The farm pony, surprised by the short electric shock of pleasre that shot up her spine gave out a yelp and panting hard, dropped back on the bed and lay there, her breath coming fast and hard.

“Applejack!” she said, feigning serious concern at the loud gasp, “Oh my gosh! Did I hurt you? should I stop?” Given what had just happened the question was absurd, but Applejack happily played along.

“No! I was, uh, just surprised. I’m fine,”

“Should I put it back in?”

Unable to resist, Applejack looked back in trepidation, “Yes. And don’t take it out unless I tell you to. Um, I mean, uh, you know, so you can do it right. So back to it.”

Twilight’s smile became all the more wicked. “Okay, but I’m going to have to go in pretty deep to get to the-”

Applejack’s intent had been to give Twilight a little payback in the teasing department, but as the thought of Twilight’s tongue deep inside her took hold, she heard herself blurt out, “Yeah, whatever, just do it already!” The sound of desperation in her voice was unmistakable.

Twilight looked at her, it was clear that the earth pony had genuinely never in her life ever been more embarrassed about anything.

The slow, seductive, I told you so smile that crossed Twilight’s face didn’t help Applejack feel any better. The tone of her voice was incredibly obnoxious.

“You liked it, didn’t you?”

Applejack loved it. Loved being in Twilight’s web. Loved giving over control to not just another pony, but one she deeply loved. Still, deep inside she knew she hadn’t really given over that much control, this was all play. Incredible play, but Twilight only held the upper hoof as long as Applejack let her.

Twilight slowly licked the firm soft flesh between Applejacks legs and the sensation blotted out all rational thought.

In a very innocent tone, Twilight said, “You know Applejack, you have a really nice pussy”

It sounded incredibly perverted and dirty and coupled with the feeling between her legs, Applejack had to fight the idea that she might not be in as much control of the situation as she’d thought. She looked at Twilight’s nasty smirk. and saw that the unicorn knew exactly what the farm pony had just been through, what a wonderfully intense experience it was and how desperate she was for more.

Sounding like a naughty filly confessing her love for apple pie in hopes of getting some, Twilight said, “I really like licking you and using my tongue to feel inside your pussy.”

In that moment Applejack knew beyond any doubt that Twilight was in complete control of the situation, and it something that the earth pony found a little frightening.

As if reading her mind, Twilight raised an eyebrow, and leaned forward, her tongue curling and uncurling, moving like a cobra. Applejack imagined how that would feel inside her and wanted it so much it scared her. She bit her lower lip and shook her head up and down in short frantic shakes. Twilight saw the tiniest motion of her mouth as it formed the word “please.” Her eyes echoed the plea, begging for more as if her life depended on it.

Twilight’s expression was a cruel smile of power. Applejack could see she was loving every moment of this. She could also see that she was loving Applejack more than she’d loved anything in her life. Twilight leaned forward and kissed her lovers vagina, then looking up with her evil grin, slowly inserted her tongue again.

It was everything that Applejack had imagined it would be - soft caresses, tiny thrusts, and licks. Her haunches slowly gyrated involuntarily in response to the new experience of sexual pleasure.

Twilight had only pushed about 3/4 of her tongue into Applejack’s tight vagina, having pressed the lips apart and licking her way in. Applejack watched intently, “Yeah that’s it -OH, careful, not too much, I’m pretty sensitive. ..but you can go in a little, Okay maybe a little more, but not too mu-Oh yeah, deeper, a little more, yeah, just a little, uh-huh, yeah, as deep as you can, keep pushing.” As Twilight caressed inside she found a tiny row of something...? Gently massaging it with the tip of her tongue was all it took. “Move it around Uh-huh OHHH my pussy, oh TwiI can’t believe how much I love you…” Applejack opened her eyes and raised her head a little, looking down into the eyes of Twilight. “Yeah, yeah, oh, that’s it oh sweetie-uuuhHHHHyeahhh!” Applejack let out a shuddering moan of ecstasy and a moment later Twilight felt her tongue bathed in thick cum. It was unexpected and unsure as to what else to do, she pulled her head back. Her cupped tongue was full and covered in the thick wetness.

Applejack looked down through dreamy eyes... “Wha-what’s wrong? -oh... is that the cum stuff you was talkin about?”

Twilight, her tongue still extended looked somewhat bewildered. “Uh-huh,” she nodded, glancing left and right in search of a clue. Then she looked up at Applejack, looked into her green eyes that were now dreamy and horny. Looked at her mouth, now in a cockeyed grin at the shift of who held the reins. So very slowly and with her evil grin, she drew her tongue in and closed her lips, though her jaw remained apart. Applejack, unable to believe what Twilight was about to do, could only stare as Twilight slowly closed her jaw... and swallowed.

A slow smile appeared on her face. “Mmmmmmm...” She smacked her glistening lips, the reins fully back in her hooves.

As Applejack watched this, an expression of puzzlement, followed by one of a dawning possibility, proceeded by a suggestion of possible certainty, and finally by one of utter embarrassment crossed the earth pony’s face. Her expression grew serious and she scowled at her lover.

“Don’t you say it!!” she warned, “Don’t you dare say it!”

“But you DO!!”

“Do NOT! I don’t believe it!”

“YOU TASTE LIKE APPLES!!” Twilight whispered as loud as she could. “Your pussy juice tastes like apples!”

“I thought you said it was called CUM!” Applejack whispered angrily

“Well that’s for most pony’s, but not you. You have some delicious pussy juice - even if it is thick and warm. What’s the matter? Don’t believe me?” Her expression became very sultry. “Wanna tayyyyste?”

“No I do not! That’s gross. And you ain’t done!!”

“I’m not? It sure seems like you’re cum is flowing now...” Twilight smiled, a long thick strand of cum draping from Applejack’s vagina to her chin.

Applejack thought quickly, “Well, uh. Owwwww! Applejack feigned more pain.

“Uh-huh” Twilight said, wiping the wetness off the bottom of her chin with the back of her hoof. She leaned forward with a fatuous smile of superiority.

“Say it.”

“No.”

“Okay, suit yourself. Time for sleep.”

“Fine!”

“Fine!” Twilight mocked. Then she sat back and looked down. She knew that even Applejack’s incredible stubbornness was no match for her and her tongue. She wanted to hurry things along though. Her own pussy was aching more than she could imagine. The pain spread from right under her tail up the front, through her hips and down the back of her rear legs. Knowing her own wetness was dripping from the sheer silk panties, she looked down. “Wow - look how wet I am!”

Applejack played right into her hooves, as Twilight knew she would, staring there too as if nothing else in the world mattered. Then she broke.

“Okay okay Twilight,I give, I give, please please please do that some more!! I'll do anything ANYTHING, just go back to doing it!”

Twilight sat forward and smiled, “Okay. Since you said please, I’ll do some more.” She closed her eyes and waggled her head a little. Applejack, unable to resist, leaned forward and kissed her. As their lips touched, the young farm pony was taken by how Twilight’s lips were wet and sweet... then her eyes flew open and she quickly pulled back.

“MY CUM!!” she whispered furiously, “You made me taste my cum!! Yuck!! Gross... Hey!” She paused, smacking her lips, “I do taste kinda like apples!! Whadda ya know?”

“Actually, you taste a little like pears too.”

Applejack scowled at her “Don’t you ever...

Ignoring her, Twilight leaned forward to kiss her again. “Want some morrrre?”

“No! I still think it’s gross. I’m just thinking it’s apple syrup, that’s all. Why do you reckon I taste like that?”

“I think it might be because of all the apples you eat. Have you ever noticed after you cook with garlic that when you sweat it smells like garlic?”

“Sure does with Big Mac.” she giggled.

“Well it’s the same thing. You do know that mares put colt’s penises in their mouth’s, right? Because--”

“Stop lying Twilight! That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of.”

“Okay, well anyway, I guess I should get back to cider tasting.”

“Very funny! But, uh, go ahead...” Applejack said with a wicked smile and cocked eyebrow.

Twilight leaned forward between Applejack’s wide open legs again and caressed the lips with her tongue, making them firm and taut. Applejack lay back and watched, her breath quickening as her blushing cheeks grew red.

“Please Twi, *pant* please, you know...”

Twilight thought about teasing her, but the look of desperation in those beautiful green eyes... Well maybe just a little... Twilight leaned forward and covered her vagina with kisses and tongue caresses. She pointed her tongue to slide it up and in between, she curled the tip and licked the rest of the way up.

“Ohhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhh Applejack moaned her eyes rolling up. This time Twilight forced her tongue in as far as she could before slowly pulling it back. Applejack spread her legs wider, eagerly, inviting more. As she felt Twilight enter her, she pushed her hips forward.

From all the time she’d spent Applejack’s tighten up stiffened her tongue and pushed hard. I can’t imagine any stallion or even a colt getting himself inside her. I really hope this makes her cum. Mmm she is delicious, I wonder if cum is fattening? Hmm - Well, I’ll just get bigger outfits I guess

Applejack stared intently at herself, down between her legs at the source of all the building pleasure and tension. The focus of her attention was what Twilight had taught her was her pussy. The word instantly seemed forbidden, a code for her mare parts, a word for sex. It became dirty and shameful, but also exciting. As she said the word to herself in her mind, she suddenly couldn’t help but clench her pussy and watch as her pink lips swelled and her clitoris, hard and jutting out beyond what Twilight had called a hood, stood out even more as if straining for more caresses. At this moment for her, the world consisted of only her pussy, she was unaware of anything else. With every thrust, she gave a little whimper of want, eager for the next.

Twilight felt her tongue begin to cramp slightly and with last little push, pulled it out. Just licking felt better. As she did, Applejack continued her little, excited thrusts, tiny sounds of building tension coming from her mouth with each one. As Twilight stopped, the earth pony looked up as if suddenly aware she wasn’t alone. At the sight of Twilight’s smiling face, dripping wet, a look of profound embarrassment and shame came over the farm pony, as though she’ been caught doing something very naughty, or spying on something she shouldn’t be seeing. Her cheeks blushed brightly. This was what she’d seen the animals do when a male mounted a female and here Twilight was doing it to Applejack with her tongue and all the farm pony could think of was how much she loved it and how badly she wanted more. She was utterly ashamed of herself.

Twilight playfully looked up with a scowl. “You filthy little pervert!” she scolded, and then plunged her tongue in and licked again then pulled out. Applejack cast her eyes down and wouldn’t look at Twilight. The little unicorn began to feel bad about her joke.

“It feels really good, doesn’t it?”

Applejack, looking away in shame, nodded.

“Do you like it when I shove my tongue into your pussy?”

Applejack didn’t look at her.

“Hey, it’s okay. This is part of making love. I know it seems really weird and kinda naughty, but I don’t care. I love you Applejack and I’m making you happy and I plan on keeping this up until you have your first orgasm. You are a dirty little perverted pony, but I’m a dirtier more perverted one. I’m the one who convinced you to spread your pussy wide so I could stick my tongue in, right?”

Applejack gave a tiny nod.

“Although you were the one humping it pretty fast and hard...”

The new word caught the blonde pony off guard. “Pardon?”

“Oh, I forgot to tell you that word. Humping is when you move your hips like you were. It’s just like when two animals are having sexual intercourse. Oh, do you know what sexual intercourse is?”

“Not until now. But I think I gotta pretty good idea...”

“So you’ve learned another new word - humping and pussy. So you were having a kind of sexual intercourse with my tongue, which served as a penis. An erect penis. Usually, they’re soft but when they get excited, they get hard so they can penetrate your pussy. Then the stallion starts to hump you, thrusting is a penis, also called a cock, in and out of you.”

Applejack blushed bright red but didn’t look away, in fact, she seemed very interested.

“So don’t feel bad. You were humping my tongue and got very excited at how good it felt so you went faster, I’m glad.”

“I’m sorry Twilight, I just got so excited - it was like I was never going to stop. I was only thinking about wanting more.”

“You were using me, or rather my tongue, for sex. Humping away like I was here for you to use to make you have an orgasm, like your sexual plaything, is that right?

Applejack started to look ashamed again. She nodded.

Twilight’s horny smile left no doubt that it was the right answer. “Yeahhh, that’s what I hoped you’d say. Now, just shut your mouth and open your pussy, okay?”

Applejack smiled happily and spread her legs. A long string of cum hung from her pussy. Twilight leaned forward an caught it on her tongue, following it up to the glistening swollen lips before licking it clean. Still a little uncertain, Applejack bit her lower lip and she shifted her hips back and forth, slowly at first, then faster and faster, each with greater urgency. With each thrust, she let out a pitiful whimper which drove Twilight utterly crazy with desire. She could see that her lover was almost out of control trying hard to reach what would be her first orgasm.

Twilight could see that Applejack was still feeling embarrassed at her sexual greed and even letting Twilight see her pussy. As she thought more about it Twilight began to wonder about her own behavior. What did Applejack really think about her masturbating? The more she thought about it the more embarrased she felt but the more she watnted to do it. Everything between her hips ached.

Applejack had once again started moving her hips around faster, gritting her teeth and watching Twilight’s tongue at lick her. Twilight knew her lover would never ask and so she went back to sliding her tongue in and out. As Applejack hips moved in tiny spasmodic jerks, she stared down between her legs, clearly too embarrassed to look at up at her lover. Twilight could see that she had reached a plateau and was desperately struggling to reach her climax.

Reaching around the firm blonde hips, Twilight took hold and pulled her close, plunging her tongue all the way in. But Applejack shook her head without saying a word. Applejack was clearly growing more frustrated. Twilight suddenly pulled back, panting. Applejack’s cum was all over her muzzle and dripped from her chin. Their eyes met and Twilight swallowed. Then she leaned forward as if to start again. And as before, Applejack looked down between her legs away from Twilight’s gaze. This time though. Twilight stopped. Applejack, her breath rough and desperate, looked up to see what was wrong. Twilight leaned forward, Applejack looked down, avoiding her gaze. This happened a couple of times. The message came through loud and clear - if Applejack wanted Twilight to keep doing this thing, she’d have to look her in the eye.

Twilight leaned forward and looking into those green eyes she loved began once again to slip her tongue in and out. Applejack, looking back at at her, quickly picked up the pace, meeting every thrust. Twilight had never seen anypony look so desperate, and so ashamed of that desperation. This earth pony was proud and dependant on no one, but here she was incredibly vulnerable, unable to stop herself, needing this thing that seemed so debasing, so perverted. She whimpered as she looked at Twilight as though begging for her forgiveness in using her like this and but refusing to stop. Twilight saw it all and spread her legs wide so Applejack could see. Then she reached down between her legs and let Applejack watch her masturbate. At the first touch, she realized that the silk felt against her flesh was incredible and let herself enjoy it, at once moaning and rocking, humping her hoof then caressing her pussy through the fabric. Through the see-thru middle of the panties, Applejack could easily see the folds of Twilight’s lips and clit pressed against the fabric and watched as cum dripped out to the towel beneath her. She stared at the show and bit her lip deeply embarrassed for both of them, but clearly very excited by it.

Twilight ran her hoof up and down directly over the slit of her vulva. She could easily feel the bump of her hard clitoris and moaned as her hoof passed over it, causing her vagina to clench tight. She pressed firmly as her lips and clit strained taut against the silk.

The young unicorn, anxiously approaching her orgasm, applied a little more pressure with her hoof. As she ran it up the center of her panties something caught on the silk. A tearing sound followed it and a long, thin rip opened up. Applejack watched in lustful pleasure as Twilight’s thick wet lips and rigid clitoris forced their way through the tight slit in the fabric and splayed out there like an open flower.

Applejack was humping fast now, sweat streaming down her face as she made little cries of pleasure. She felt the tension building. starting in the muscle under her tail and spreading up. The sight of Twilights' pussy as it forced its way through the slit, sent Applejack into her first orgasm. The moment she felt the orgasm start, she looked into Twilight’s eyes, not caring how desperate and vulnerable she looked. Knowing this was a true mark of her trust, she let it come, felt her face contort in ecstasy as she rocked her hips faster and faster as Twilight licked, thrust, sucked and probed.

The sight of Applejack's face as she came was the most erotic thing Twilight could have ever possibly imagined and it brought Twilight instantly to an orgasm. She felt Applejack squeeze tight around her tongue and found she had to force herself in and out of her. The warmth of her body and the scent of her coat added a dimension that no fantasy ever had.

The tear in her panties had been just large enough for Twilight’s lips and clitoris to force their way through. Now thick and fully engorged, they were trapped and splayed out, dripping wet and incredibly hard and sensitive. Twilight discovered the slightest touch was ecstasy. Her orgasm caused her to clench so hard she felt her cum spill over her hoof.

Applejack’s watched this, an expression of hunger on her face, her eyes bright and shining. The two of them looked up at each other, red-faced an panting hard as they both began to tremble and suddenly they climaxed again.

Applejack pulled back and collapsed on the pillows stacked behind her. She lay there twitching and gasping for air, her breath harsh and uneven, her throat raw. “Oh Twi, I’ll dress as any pussy you want” she gasped - I’ll dress up as your pussy! That was WAY better than winning anything ever!”

Twilight rudely slurped the cum off her dripping muzzle. “First of all, you ARE my pussy! Second of all, there’s nothing left to win, because I won it all. Ready for more?”

“Are you crazy?” the farm pony groaned.

Twilight smiled at her breathless lover. Then she leaned forward and quickly kissed Applejack’s clitoris making her jump. The earth pony looked down to scold her but then saw what Twilight was about to do. Twilight’s pursed lips were still poised over Applejack’s pulsing clitoris.

“No, no, oh please no more!!” Applejack whimpered pathetically.

Too late.

In that moment, Twilight sucked the large clitoris in between her lips.

The intensity left the poor blonde pony unable to control her body. and she contorted on the bed thrashing like a bucking bronco. Suddenly the pain gave way to pleasure and she once again thrust her quivering hips up against Twilight’s muzzle, holding herself there, shaking. Twilight sucked hard and ran her tongue all over the now very sensitive tip. For Applejack the feeling was an intense mixture of pleasure and pain. Her eyes squeezed tight and teeth clenched she arched her back higher and gave a suppressed, high-pitched squeal. Finally, she collapsed back on the bed, barely able to catch her breath and lay there twitching.

Twilight now pushed and sucked, alternately drawing Applejack’s clitoris in and out between her lips. Applejack lay there whimpering as little orgasms made her jerk and moan.

“Wha yuh?!!” Applejack whispered, unable to form the words.

Twilight stopped for a minute and looked up, licked her lips and said, “I don’t know, it just seemed like something to do. Do you like it?”

Applejack looked down at her with eyes as wide as they’d ever been, swallowed and nodded a desperate YES.

Twilight reflected for a moment, “Apple flavored cum. Mmmmm.”

“UHHHH!!” Was all the exhausted pony could manage.

“No, seriously.”

“Uh-HUH.”

“Well not having tasted very many pussies I don’t have much to compare it to but yours certainly reminds me of apples. Sure you don’t want another taste?”

“UHHH...” she declined

“Okay, well your loss.” Twilight then leaned down and gave her a long slow lick from the bottom to the top then repeated it a few more times, eliciting little mews of pleasure from her lover.

“Go back *pant* to doin *pant* thing you *pant* do!!”

“What thing?” Twilight said with over feigned innocence

Applejack swallowed dry and hard, barely able to talk. Her breath was harsh

Twilight sat there with a truly sweet and obnoxious grin on her face, every so often wiping the dripping wetness from her chin with the back of her hoof.

Applejack lay there, staring daggers at her while still trying to breathe.

Twilight added a cute little shrug of her shoulders.

“Hate you Sparkle! *pant Come ON! That thing! That thing you *pant* do! You were doing it before.”

“Hmmm, that thing I do…”

“Now you’re just bein cruel! Stop playin games and just do it!”

“Do what?”

“That thing you do! Twilight Sparkle, *pant* you better start doin that thing you do or...”

“Or what?”

“Forget it.”

“You can try and try to forget me, but it’s just so hard to do, especially when I do that thing I do..”

And with that Twilight did that thing she does. Because she had been a little bit cruel she started by gently swirling her tongue around the tip.

“YesohyessssssThat’s it that’s it that’s it that’s iiiiihhhhhhhhhhHHHHHTT!!!” Applejack’s underhooves clutched the sheets as she went into an orgasmic spasm. Her back lifted off the bed again. Her face was bright red and her eyes were squeezed shut tight as her mouth opened in a silent cry of ecstasy.

Twilight kept her there, gently sucking and playing, teasing her with gentle orgasms, but finally, the poor earth pony became too exhausted and at last, unable to stand it any longer, she collapsed on the bed, her raspy throat panting hard, utterly out of breath.

Twilight climbed up on the bed and leaned over Applejack’s smiling, red, exhausted face. As she leaned down to kiss her, Applejack pulled her head back. “S-sorry Twi” she panted, “w-would you-huh- mind wiping your-huh- lips off first? I’m s-sorry...”

Twilight rolled her eyes, “Are you serious?

Applejack nodded.

“And I suppose you’ll want me to rinse my mouth out too?” she asked sarcastically.

“W-well now that-huh-you mention it...” Applejack panted

“I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!” Twilight whispered in frustration.

Applejack smiled and shrugged. “Sorry, I still think It’s gross...”

As Twilight turned to get off the bed, Applejack rolled over, spun and was on her like a panther. She flipped her on her back and by lifting Twilight’s rear legs forward pinned her down. She looked down between Twilight’s legs, then slowly looked up. The expression on her face made Twilight gasp. It was a sound that carried more fear than anticipation.

It was also clear that Applejack had lied. Gross was the last word on her mind.

In the moments surrounding the feeling of Twilight’s first lick of her vagina, the earth pony’s ideas regarding mouths, tongues, vagina’s and cum and which of them belonged together and which did not, were suddenly anything but certain. When Twilight had followed that first lick by lapping her aching vagina with the flat of her tongue, her mind began to have a fundamental shift in attitude. The vague mental of Twilight’s pubic cleft, open and wet with (cum?) suddenly seemed very appetizing and more than just a little arousing. Moments later, as she felt the incredible intensity of Twilight’s tongue across her clitoris, she had to fight the desire to flip things around, tear those panties off her and bury her tongue into Twilight’s soaking wet pussy. But Twilight seemed to be having so much fun with her tongue and Applejack’s pussy that she decided to let her continue. Of course, that wasn’t the only reason...

The little unicorn’s rigid, engorged lips and clitoris had forced their way through the slit in the panties and stood out pink, wet and firm. Twilight, her mouth agape, just watched in shock and not a little fear as Applejack greedily sucked, licked, and probed, tasting and clearly loving it. Given any other circumstance Twilight would have jumped up and run as fast and far as she could from this ferociously horny pony.

But Applejack REALLY knew what she was doing and Twilight had no intention of stopping her. It felt like a dozen tongues and lips were vying for a taste of her. Twilight’s body contorted in pleasure, her hips shifting, grinding into the mattress, then suddenly pressing up as Applejack had done.

Now she gently caressed Twilight with her tongue. Then suddenly, as Twilight had done she pulled the unicorn’s large clit in between her lips and began to caress the smooth warm bulb with her tongue.

Twilight suddenly squinted at the sensation and her jaw clenched “Yes, yes, yes, yes, ohhhhuhhh,” she whispered rapidly. Applejack backed away just enough to release her clit, the suction was enought that, It made a soft “popping” sound. Applejack leande forward and once again pulled Twilight’s clitoris between her pursed lips, sucking hard while she teased the tip with her tongue. Twilight’s face went into a teeth-gritting grimace, her neck arching back as she groaned in pleasure. Once again, Applejack pulled her head back, Twilight’s clit came out from between her lips, only this time the “POP” was louder. The earth pony giggled at the sound, then looked down. She was a little shocked at the result of all her sucking. Twilight’s clit had become much bigger and seemed to pulse with her heartbeat. They both looked at it. Twilight managed to say “more” as she panted, barely able to speak, “please...more” Twilight pleaded. Applejack continued but not as forcefully, just massage her clitoris, shoving it back and forth with her tongue.

“Yeah, uhhuh..uh-huhnnngg...ohhhh” Twilight was rocking her hips now, looking for more stimulation and getting frustrated. Applejack climbed up on the bed and was lying partly on her side. As she had played with her lover she found her excitement had built up and she desperately wanted to cum again, to be in that state of pleasure with her love. Greatful that Twilight was lost in her own world of ecstasy, she carefully slid her hoof between her back legs.

She had never masturbated before and wasn’t sure what to do other than rub herself. As she carefully felt around she found her clitoris and cupped it in her underhoof. She clutched it, pulled and let it slide from her grasp. Instantly she repeated the motion, grasping harder then softer, repeating it over and over. Her face had been buried between Twilight’s legs, eyes closed as she sucked and probed. She opened her eyes to look at Twilight and saw that Twilight had seen what she was doing and was staring at where Applejack’s jerking hoof passed under her leg. Realizing that she’d been caught masturbating, quickly brought Applejack to an orgasm. As it built she wasn’t as careful with Twilight and accidentally, but softly, bit down or her clit.

Twilight’s head snapped back, her jaw clenching hard in a grimace of pain and...pleasure? She barely suppressed a squeal as her back arched high. The little bite had brought her right to an orgasm. Applejack held her clit gently between her teeth and stroked it quickly with the tip of her tongue. “YEESSSSsssssssss” Twilight groaned, her body trembling hard as she held herself up. Applejack felt her vaginal muscles contracting and released her clit, thrusting her tongue deep inside. Twilight dropped back to the bed, pulling away from Applejack . The earth pony quickly went down and once again inserted her tongue. Twilight moaned in pleasure as Applejack alternated lapping and thrusting, swallowing the cum that coated her tongue.

“No...stop..done...” Twilight panted, pushing Applejack’s head away. The blonde pony looked up. Her face was completely soaked, dripping with Twilight’s cum. The unicorn looked at her and started laughing between her raspy breaths.

“Something funny?” Applejack asked.

“Y-you,” Twilight said, “Mess...face...”

“Is that so?”

Twilight nodded, smiling and breathing hard.

Applejack grinned, leaned down and to Twilight's horror, quickly sucked her spent clit between her lips and pulled back, letting it pop out. Twilight yelped, jumped and twitched as if being electrocuted.

“No-” she managed to get out between raspy breath’s, “Sensitive...please...hurts” she pleaded, tears starting for form in her eyes.

Applejack licked her again and Twilight jerked hard. “Plee-please, no- no more...” But Applejack had her legs apart and Twilight was unable to mount much of a defense. Then the blonde farm pony began gently sucking and licking with increasing speed.

“OW- ow-no, no no” Twilight’s was barely able to stand the pain. “Stop-pussy hurrrrts!” she tried twisting and turning but knew she didn’t have enough strength left. She cound form words and could only make little cries of pain as her body jerked spasmodically.

Applejack woudn’t stop, despite the tears that were spilling from the corners of her lover’s eyes. This had gone way to far, Twilight was in pure agony, but Applejack, perhaps in revenge for bringing her to all this kept at it. Twilight’s cries sounded pathetic. “N-n--n-oo owwwwwooohhhhHHHHH yeah, yeah, , I-I think I’m going AHHH! Oh how did you know to...closer yeah to UM going to cuuumm - a little uh! faster, faster faster tongue pussy pussy I’m going to cum, I’m gonna cum, gonna cum, oh yeah, cumming, cumming oh my pussssyohhhOHHHHHYESSSSS” Twilight felt her body go go rigid. She was unable to tell if it was pain or pleasure that ripped from her clitoris through her entire body, but it was amazing. Her hips rose up, as her whole body quivered in one long orgasmic spasm. “AHHHHHHHHHH!!” Her teeth were gritted hard and her face in an incredible grimace as she grabbed a pillow and pressed it to her mouth, screaming in ecstasy. Her body, taut and shaking, was on the verge of collapse, but she held on. Finally she coudn’t stand any more and dropped back down on the bed. She had to fight hard to catch her breath that wheezed in and out unevenly from her heaving chest

Applejack gently pulled the soaked panties off her and very tenderly kissed the pulsing vagina. “Mmmmmmm” Twilight moaned in pleasure as she began to recover her breath. After several more moments she reached down, grabbed Applejack, pulled her up and kissed her deeply.

“How is that poor little pussy of yours sugarcube?”

“Don’t uh know...can’t uh feel it uh anymore...” Twilight’s eyes rolled back in her head as she continued trying to catch her breath. Applejack gave her a litte kiss and Twilght returned it, before long their kisses were wet messy, long and passionate. They finally stopped to catch their breath and look at each other, eyes bright and shining, panting hard, barely able to speak. Applejack then collapsed, releasing a large, contented sigh and rested her head on Twilight's chest, till their bodies had calmed.

After fifteen or twenty minutes had passed Twilight whispered, “We should probably get cleaned up, although I did read about two mares rubbing their parts together-”

“Are you talkin’ about some sort a’ clitoris wrestling match?”

Through a fit of giggling Twilight managed to say “Y-yesss, you could put it that way.”

“You really gotta show me some a’ them books sometime Sugarcube. Reckon we could save it for next time? I don't think I can even walk.”

That brought them both into a fit of giggles. “H-hold on,” Twilight whispered. Two warm, damp washcloths appeared in the air and each took one. Without a word each reached for the other and gently began to clean their lover's face.

“I love those two words,” Twilight said.

“Next time?” Applejack asked.

“Uh-huh,” she answered, leaning forward and kissing a smiling Applejack.

“You do know sweetie,” Applejack reminded her, “we still have the problem of the rest of them…”

“I’m too tired, let them masturbate.”

Applejack started laughing again then Twilight started.

“N-no no more.. “Twilight pleaded through tears of laughter “can't breathe.. “,

Every time they tried to stop, it just got worse. Finally they lay back on the pillows, more exhausted than before., “Ain't you the funny one. You know what I mean. Our bein’ in love, they’re bound to figure it out.”

Twilight propped herself up on her elbow and traced random lines across her lover's chest with her hoof. “How much do you love me?”

“With all my heart and soul.” Applejack said, gently pulling Twilight’s head to rest on her chest.

“Enough to hide your love except when we can get away together?” Twilight asked, kissing her chest before resting her head there. “I know we can’t have a normal relationship because of our responsibility to the Elements of Harmony, but I will take whatever private time I can get to be with you. We have to use the strength of our love to keep the others from finding out. I can’t show you any favoritism and you can’t treat me special. The only challenge is that you are my right hoof and I would be lost without you.”

Applejack blushed and looked away.

“Oh stop it, everypony knows it and they all accept it.. Sometimes I think you’re the most balanced one of of us. It’s part of why I love and need you.” Twilight lifted her head and kissed the spot on Applejack’s chest directly over her heart.

Applejack giggled, “But how do you reckon we can we get away? Fluttershy talks to all them critters, even those dang beavers! If they spot us together, she’s bound to find out. We can’t even sneak out to the orchard.”

“Fluttershy! I completely forgot about her and her little animal friends. You know Applejack, I had the same idea about us sneaking off into the orchard, but with all those little eyes everywhere... And of course there’s Spike, he’ll certainly get suspicious if you start showing up at the library all the time or if I suddenly develop a overwhelming fascination with apples. We need to come up with a strategy…”

“I feel like something deep in me has changed. In here with you, I don't feel like the same pony that I am out there. Me. you and everything else seems different somehow.”

“I know. We have to remember how we were with them and act like those ponies again. Just like we were before. You know if we just let things go the way they are, we’re going to start pairing up and it will look suspicious. I mean once in awhile, when it gets serious it’ll be you and me, but the rest of the time we really have to make an effort to hide it.”

“And what is it with Rarity? She looks at you like… well… Sunday dinner!”

Twilight laughed, leaned forward, kissed Applejack passionately, then leaned back and smiled seductively. . “Do you really have to ask?”

“Mmmm,” Applejack sighed and smiled dreamily, “I reckon that goes up there with the dumbest questions I ever asked.”

Twilight giggled.

“Okay, well I reckon that means she’s the one that’ll be the most suspicious and will be watchin us closely. I’ll stick by her. Besides, I like her. We get along and we’re so different, I reckon it kinda makes sense.”

“Just don’t stick too close!”

“Are you already jealous? Listen Twilight, I can’t imagine sharing with her or anypony else what you and I share. She’ll always be a real close friend. You are my one and only love.”

Twilight leaned over and kissed Applejack tenderly.

The sounds of the night drifted in through the window as the two ponies lay there quietly

“Twi?”

“Mm?”

“Are you crying?”

“Mm-hmm, a little.”

“Why?” Applejack waited. “Sweetie?”

Twilight, her voice strained with emotion, whispered “It, it was you in the wedding dress,” she sniffed

“I thought so.”

“You looked so beautiful.”

“I know.”

Twilight looked at her, a little surprised.

“I could see it in your eyes.”

Twilight pulled her close in a tight hug and held her, listening to her breathe.

It was about 3:30 in the morning, with everything was quiet and dark. The two lovebirds snuggled, still enjoying the afterglow.

There was still an unanswered question.

“Applejack?“ came the whispered question.

“Mm-hmm?” came the whispered response.

“How did you end up in this room? I saw Pinkie swap with Dash. What happened?“

“That was easy. I just told Pinkie Pie that we were going to to see just how far our tongues would go into each other's pussies so we'd be needing to use the whole bed.“

“Of course! Why didn't I think of that?“

“I reckon you weren't thinking straight, love. “

“oh”

“if you want to know the truth, “

“The truth would be nice, yeah, “

“We both opened our bathroom doors at the same time. She told me I could go first. I was mighty grateful so I offered her the cake I had in Granny Smith’s room.”

“Wait, so you had cake with you in Granny Smith’s room? When did you do that and why?”

“I did it just after putting those duck down pillows on Mac’s bed - by the way, he’s allergic to them too so we gotta put them away in the moring, and the reason I brought the cake up there with me? Well, how the hay’d you ever expect me to get her to trade rooms with me?

“I,

Know all the games you play,

And I 'm gonna find a way

To let you know that,

You'll be mine someday

'Cause we,

Could be happy can't you see?

If you 'd only let me be

The one to hold you

And keep you here with me

'Cause I try and try to forget you girl,

But it 's just so hard to do,

Every time you do that thing you do”

That Thing You Do

-The Wonders