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"Spike starved to death"

"Rainbow Dash was killed by Potion using magic"

"Applejack durp'd"

"Equestria went nuts"

EQUESTRIA TIMES

Element Of Magic FOUND DEAD!

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Element Of Magic, has somehow died. No magical traces have been found, no evidence of her being murdered. She has not died of malnutricion, nor stress, but simply passed away.  Reporters are baffled!

"Wif Twilite gon, I kin partee! I wil waturskee!" said Appuljak. "I wl drnk lota bear and weene! I wil be drnk!"