Unicorn Horns

by Space Kitty

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 171

Rarity sacrifices her horn to an ancient temple. Yet, she does not know what it is for.

A group of Unicorns want horns to suck like a baby bottle.

They get their wish, let's just say.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-26 21:34:19 UTC

The Recieve

"Are you ready? This will be a bit painful..." Magical Blaze said, gripping pliers in her magic. "I am sure. This region is poor, and I will sacrifice my horn for it. " Replied Rarity.

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screeched Rarity when her horn was ripped out. Magical Blaze bandaged the area and sent Rarity on her way.

"Hey, I got the Unicorn horn we need..." said Magical as she entered the small spruce wood cottage. "Yes, finally! everypony shouted. Colgate grabbed the bloody unicorn horn and began sucking on it.  All of the unicorns found a way to suck on one of the horns in the room. The "poor ancient temple" thing was a myth.

All they wanted was to suck on the horns of a unicorn, which taste like every sweet in the world combined.

All night, unicorns sucked on Rarity's horn, and Magical Blaze's. Magical's horn was overused, as her magic was the only magic that could be used for heavy items, therefore making it the sweetest horn ever.