cupcakes

"ok ahem..." one day rainbow dash the fantastic blue Pegasus woke up, stretched her wings and yawned and then remembered:

she was supposed to bake cupca-"MR. MR. DON'T I DIE IN THIS STORY?" dash yelled to the narrator "ummmmm.... not in this one"

the awesome, likable, insanely handsome narrator replied "you're not that likable I mean, your writing a story about me dying and-"

"SHUDDDDDUP I TOLD YOU: YOU WOULDN'T DIE THIS TIME! But you will if you defy me! "i'll kill your face" she replied

"that makes literally no sense" said I " you're a n00b at writing" the now stupid Pegasus replied.

"are you ok?" she asked because the author had began to cry.......

TWELVE HOURZZZZZ LIATOR " you done yet?" she asked    "sniff yeah I think so" said I.

So Dash went to sugar cube corner

"MEEEEEEP HIYA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIYIUYIYIYY"

and that was the beginning of the nightma- I mean happiness