Chapter 1: A brand new adventure!
“Ugh….” Peter felt someone poking his chest. He slowly shook his head and opened his eyes to see a horse /human . As soon as he screamed, She screamed
“AHH!”
“AHH!”
“What the hell are you?!”
“A pony, What the hay are you?!” Peter started backing up.
“A human!” She was confused now.
“A what? Waitasec ah think a friend o’ mine was researching about something called a human… Just stay here.” Peter chuckled.
“I don’t really know where I am. Soooo…” By this point She was already gone, So he relaxed and closed his eyes. He eventually heard a lot of
“ponies” Running towards his area. Peter opened one eye under the mask. A pony/human… That’s It! He’s calling them anthros. Anyways
one with rainbow hair reached out to touch his mask.
“He kind of looks like us, But with weird hooves. and no snout.”
“Don’t touch my mask.” They all gasped.
“He speaks pony?”
“Actually, where I’m from.. It’s called English. Oh and, I never got you’re names. “
“Oh! I’m Twilight Sparkle. This is Rarity. That’s Pinkie Pie. Theres apple jack. Heres fluttershy. And finally rainbow dash. And What’s your
name?”
“For now, you can call me Peter.”
“Well Peter, If you’re going to stay here long term. You’re going to have to meet the princesses first.” Peter facepalmed.
“You guys have princesses… Alright lead the way.” Once they reached the train to canterlot. They all went in and got a trolley spot.
“You know, I would have preferred swinging…” twilight was interested now.
“What do you mean by “Swinging” Peter?” he felt like an idiot now. He took off his glove to show them.
“Oh.. Well you see, I have all the powers of a spider. Which is why my superhero name is Spider-man. And In order to travel the world easier, I have these devices on my wrist, I call them web shooters. Which Have tablets that are inserted in this groove filled with a special formula I designed myself. Its as strong as steel, but looks like web.” They all stared wide eyed. Before a little girl snuck in the cart.
“A-Are ya a real spidah?”
“Don’t worry, I’m not. I’m peter, Whats you’re name?” He put out his hand to shake with hers, which she slowly did so.
“A-Apple bloom. “ he turned to applejack.
“Relative of yours?” she nodded.
“Yep, mah little sistah… Oh look were here!” he finally had time to examine the place. It was very fancy looking, He knew that much.
“I’m assuming we go to that castle?”
“Yeah.” Once there, a few guards cornered peter.
“Woah woah woah. Back off on the spears buddy!” He grabbed the point of one of the spears and tore it off with ease. Twilight was trying to stop them.
“Stop!”
“B-But he attacked us!” she rolled her eyes.
“He took the point off a spear, no harm done!” after a few minutes of bickering, they all heard a booming voice.
“ENOUGH!! What is the meaning of this?” the guard answered first.
“This creature attacked us!” she glared at him.
“By breaking a spear? That’s hardly harmful. Now that begs the question: What ARE you? You look like us but with odd hooves and no snout.
“I’m a human. Apparently twilight here was researching humans before I ended up here. I’m peter. Guessing you’re the princess I needed to see?” after explaining how he woke up by being poked by applejack and everything else, she told him until he could get back to wherever he was from he was welcome to stay in the castle. He gulped.
“S-stay in the C-Castle? I-I’m not sure. I mean, I barely got here and I’m invited to stay with royalty… Ugh fine.” He mouthed help me to them before following celestia inside
“Actually Princess, Maybe its best if he stays with me in ponyville. Given that He’s a little uncomfortable.” Celestia nodded.
“Of course. Twilight please come here for a second.” She whispered something to her before letting them go.
“You are a lifesaver twilight!” pinkie already left to get the party ready so everyone else went inside, they called spike to come downstairs.
“Spike, Whos he?”
“You’ll see.” As soon as twilight said that, He saw a dragon anthro about half his size come down.
“A dragon? Hmm.”
“Oh, I didn’t think you had it in you twilight, I never knew you could bring a guy home.” Twilight flushed at that comment.
“I didn’t bring him home for THAT spike! he’s staying with us until he can find his way home.”
“and “Home” Is?”
“A dimension different from this one.” An hour later they put a blindfold on him and brought him to a place he was unfamiliar with.
“Alright, What’s going on? You guys put a blindfold on me and drag me at least halfway across town to somewhere I don’t even know!” They guided him inside before removing the blindfold. Revealing a rather extravagant party, with pretty much everything you need in a party. He started laughing.
“Whats so funny peter?”
“Nothing just. Today’s my 28th birthday, which also marks my 15th year of being spider-man…”
“It’s time for birthday cider!” She slammed a rather large mug of cider on the table.
“Oh I’m not sure I can really- GLUB GLUB GLUB” He took off his mask and started chugging it down and finished in two minutes. Everyone whooped. And all the ladies had to admit he was pretty handsome for a non pony.
“Ok, No more drinks.” Everyone groaned.
“C’mon birthday boy! Gotta get yer fill in cider!” He politely pushed away the mug.
“I mean it. I’m done drinking.” Pinkie threw a cupcake at him like a frisbee and was shocked to see he caught it perfectly. Peter casually ate the cupcake.
“Who makes these?”
“Y-You grabbed it…”
“Yeah? I told you, I’m at the peak of perfection.” Rainbow got sleazy
“I wonder if he’s just as perfect in bed…” everyone gasped at her theory until applejack spashed peter with chloroform.
“In bed? Woah woah! I’m not sleepin with any of you… What the hell did you pour over me?!”
“chloroform… Have a nice nap peter.” He was fighting off the urge to sleep. Peter started leaning against the wall until pinkie handed applejack a baseball bat which she proceeded to use to hit him on the head with.
*A HOUR LATER*
“WOOH! 20 minutes and counting!” he immediately started struggling until the rope started tearing.
“Don’t bother, your not getting free. Its our thickest ropes.” With one last quick motion, the ropes binding his arms snapped and he proceeded to push pinkie pie off of him. He quickly tore the ropes on his legs before putting his pants back on and running out of the dark room. He found out he was still in the same building. On his way to the train though, he saw a gray pony crying for help. Great now he had to choose, escape from the mob of anthros that want to buck him. Or save someone and probably face their wrath. Peter quickly jumped towards her and tossed her out of the train trail but not before getting hit in her place. Everything went black after that.
*AT THE HOSPITAL, 30 MINUTES LATER*
“I’m sorry, He’s not going to make it. He’s going to flat line any minute now. You can say some goodbyes quickly though.” In just 30 more minutes, everyone but pinkie had said their goodbyes to the person they only just met.
“I- I just wanted to say thank you for saving my--?” the monitor flat lined. At which point the mane six started sobbing quietly, the doctor led them all out but before he closed the door, the monitor started beeping again.
*ONE WEEK LATER* Pinkie and the lady he saved were coming in for a visit when he groaned. His speech was slurred.
“Lashhht thing that I remember was getting hit by a traaaaain…. Hey. You’re that lady I took a hit for. How you dooooin?”
“I am fine. Thank you for asking. “ as soon as pinkie started talking he turned his head away.
“Look Peter, I know you’re angry about *THAT *… “
“Oh, I’m MORE then angry. But… Mind telling me why?”
“We were in heat okay? And it was unbearable this time! We wanted to have sex with someone new and well you came, one thing led to
another…” He sighed
“Was the chloroform really necessary? There was at least 40 “Ponies” there. I’m sure you could have overpowered me. I’m leaving the hospital now.” After leaving, pinkie convinced him to come to sugarcube corner one last time.
*START FLASHBACK*
“No.”
“Please?”
“No!”
“PLEASE? “
“NO!!”
“PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASEE?”
“FINE!!”
*END FLASHBACK*
He promised to close his eyes before they went in and just as he expected, a party was planned. Except this time the banner read “SORRY FOR BUCKING YOU!” He sighed.
“You know, you didn’t exactly make a good first impression but…. Ah what the he—Hay lets have some fun!” They kept chanting “Chug chug!” and he drank mug after mug after mug of the stuff until he fell over. They all went to see if he was okay. Before he jumped up
“I AM THE CHAMP!!” after a few hours, everyone started to leave. Peter was to until rainbow grabbed his shoulders, turned him around and kissed him.
“I’ll be going now.” He silently walked to twilight’s tree house/library before knocking.
“Who is it?”
"Peter.”
“Come on in peter!” He slowly opened the door to see everyone except rainbow dash sitting criss crossed in a circle and were laughing until they noticed Peter, and then they turned away uncomfortably.
“Alright, what happened at the party?” peter glared at them.
“Why don’t you ask them? They know.” He went outside while they explained it all. Everything from the chloroform to him getting hit by the train. Twilight asked him to come back inside. Once he did she used magic to keep his arms in place.
“What the hell?! Oh no, not you to! God damn it I DON’T WANT ANY OF YOU!!”
“Sorry peter but We won’t take no for an answer-AHH!” She forgot to keep his fingers in place so he webbed her face, which broke her concentration and gave him a chance to run… God damn it why wasn’t he running? Too late, twilight was already back up and used her magic again. Suddenly someone knocked on the door.
“Of all the unforgiving- Um.. .Hello?” she was met with a very lanky tall black and white man with large claws and jaw.
“I’m looking for Peter parker. Have you seen- Oh, Why is he bound with glowing light? Doesn’t matter. Parker. Gargan and the symbiote are here to.”
“Little BUSY right now brock, About to be raped here. How the hell did they get here?” Eddie chuckled.
“you weren’t the ONLY one caught in that blast.”
“What blas—Oh that blast! When I get back home gobbys gonna pay!”
“Why are you refusing to go near him?”
“My suit is meant to cure people of all radiation in their blood, Peter’s spider powers are derived from a irradiated spider. If I were to stay near him for TOO long… I’d depower him.. Now Because he’s an ally, I’m going to ask you to let him go.”
“Not a chance! Were in heat right now and we NEED This.” Eddie shrugged and walked towards the door.
“Ah well, Have fun Parker.”
“I hate you brock!”
END OF CHAPTER
“J-Just stay away!” before he could protest even more, He was forced to eat fluttershy out. While he did admit she was very sweet, This was too wrong.
“Oh, I’m sorry peter, We cant hear you. Speak up please…” They all kept alternating between forcing him to eat them out and just getting to the point by riding him. This went on for hours before they were satisfied. He sat against the wall and stayed silent due to the immense pain his tongue and dick were in.
“I *pant* think that was *pant* the best sex we ever had! Wouldn’t you agree girls” they all said yep before they turned to spot.
“Gee, I feel kinda bad now… should we go talk to him?”
“I think we should, we were pretty harsh on him after all..” they all slowly crawled up to him. They only saw the blank, emotionless lenses of
his mask. But under the mask was a face of terror.
“Not again!” they were shocked by how he reacted when they just went up to him.
“Relax peter! Were not going to do that again!” it took some convincing, but he did eventually calm down.
“Peter, Were sorry! We let our urges get the better of us… “ he responded harshly.
“You think? I don’t think my tongue will EVER stop hurting now...”
“Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad!”
“You get forced to eat 5 girls out for THREE HOURS STRAIGHT, Then tell me that.”
“Fair enough, out of us five, which one tasted the best?”
“It’d have to be a tie between pinkie and flutters. Sorry girls, better luck next time!” they were relieved he was joking again. Their relief was
short lived, because they heard a snake like voice.
“WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS THE SPIDER?!” Peter got up and approached the door.
“Peter don’t!”
“Relax, I can handle venom. EY SHARK FACE! Put her down before I remove you’re teeth.”
“If you insist.” Venom jumped at least 20 feet in the air before dropping her. Peter couldn’t get to her in time and she was seriously injured. All around he heard people calling him a monster for not saving her. He retaliated by beating the crap out of gargan and throwing him into a building, but the building was going to fall on apple bloom. She screamed but noticed it didn’t fall on her. She looked up to see peter holding the building up.
“Run. Cant. Hold. It. For. Much. LONGER!” She still wouldn’t move so he risked it by grabbing her and tossing her out of the way, but the building collapsed on him.
“HAHAHHA! I WIN! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I WIN!!” he walked into the forest while laughing while the mane six and apple bloom looked for him in the rubble.
“I don’t know why you’re bothering, He’s a monster.”
“In case you didn’t know, He just saved a fillies life!” the stallion scoffed.
“he let someone get seriously injure-huh?” they heard raspy groaning before they saw his hand force itself out of the rubble. They helped pull him out.
*A FEW HOURS LATER*
Peter woke up with a start to see twilight sitting at the desk reading.
“hey Twi..” he quickly sat up when he realized what happened.
“Wheres venom?!” She eased him back down on the bed.
“He headed off into the forest. And don’t bother going.”
“Twilight, that person I saved… At the train station. Who was she?”
“Oh that was pinkie’s sister, Maud Pie.”
“oh. “ Spike ran up to the room with a letter.
“Its for you!”
*dear Peter,
Me and my sister told our family how you saved apple blooms life, and they want to get to know you over dinner! Aren’t you excited!? Even my brother wants to meet you, and he rarely likes anyone!”
Sincerely- Applejack.* he sighed before responding to the letter.” He slowly got up.
“Where are you going?”
“I agreed to come for dinner. I gotta go.” He put on his newly repaired costume and headed for sweet apple acres. Once there, Peter slowly
knocked on the door before he heard applejack saying she’ll get it.
“Oh howdy Peter! We was expectin you. C’mon in! he excused himself to change in the bathroom to his civilian clothes before following
applejack to the kitchen. Before being pulled into a group hug.
“You saved apple bloom! We cant thank ya enough Peter!” he awkwardly scratched the back of his head.
“All in a days work… Not that anyone appreciates it.” They were shocked at how depressed he sounded.
“A lot of people appreciate you saving her life! How could you think that!?” he realized they heard him say that.
“Oh sorry, I’m branded a menace where I’m from. I’m really not used to being praised for once.” They made plenty of food, but nothing
edible for a human. He politely put his plate aside.
“Peter, Aren’t ya gonna eat?”
“Humans don’t usually eat this…”
“Well, what DO humans eat?” he was sweating nervously.
“I don’t think you wanna know..”
“No tell us!” he sighed in defeat.
“Alright just promise you wont try to kill me.” They vowed they wouldn’t.
“Alright, we eat fruits veggies and…. *mumble*”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you? Speak up please!”
“WE EAT MEAT!” they all gasped in horror.
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna eat you. Or any animals.”
“Um peter, Apple blooms teacher is out sick tomorrow, and nobody else wants to substitute for her… could you maybe-“
“ Of course. I’ll go talk to her about it. Thank you for inviting me, but I have to go.” He swung to the school just in time to stop Cheerilee on
her way home.
“Hey, Ms. Cheerilee. I heard you needed a substitute…”
“I do, you go in at 7 tomorrow. Thank you!”
“Anytime.”
*THE NEXT DAY*
He woke up half an hour before he was supposed to be there. He quickly got ready and swung to the school to get everything ready. One by one every one came in and gave him strange looks. Once everyone was inside, they all booed at him.
“Spider-man was supposed to be here!” he rolled his eyes.
“Is he tall muscular and wears a red and blue suit?” Everyone yelled yes at him. He pulled open his shirt, revealing the spider-man costume.
Everyone but two girls cheered.
“Now lets see here, were supposed to start off with reading…. Ah yes “Equestria: A history”…” After school was out, their families were
shocked they were so happy after school. He walked back to the library with a spring in his step. until he saw the town being attacked by
black bug like people, led by an even larger bug looking lady. He heard her say something about him, so he hid behind a building and
changed into his spidey suit before running towards them.
“I will only ask you one last time. WHERE. IS. SPIDER-MAN!?” she got a web ball to the face.
“right here.” He proceeded to take out every one of her lackeys one by one until it was just him and her. He made the first attack which she
dodged effortlessly. In fact she dodge every blow he threw at her and he couldn’t dodge a single one of hers.
“I am highly accustomed to many forms of hand to hand combat. I believe I have a better chance.” She was too involved in her talking to notice peter creating a web slingshot, once he pulled back enough he launched and hit her full force in the face. Bringing her to the ground.
“You have won this round spider, but I shall have you one way or the other!” she quickly ordered them to retreat. Mostly everyone had locked themselves in their houses but witnessed the whole thing. Everyone came out and stared at him.
“Oh would you look at that, I just saved the damn TOWN! Oh boy…. She musta done more to me then I thought…” Peter passed out in the middle of the road.
END OF CHAPTER
