Sunbutt vs moonbutt (Tia vs Luna))
CELESTIA VS LUNA
*insert beat here*
Tia: Well hello dear sister, I'm surprised that you came.
After all wussing out of this wouldn't be your biggest shame.
Remember your little 'tantrum' that lasted for 1000 years?
Where you became corrupted by your biggest fears?
You have no self control, and I can tell you it's true,
That even Twilight sparkle's a better princess then you.
So go, don't even bother with this fight,
Or you'll have to face the wrath of the princess of the light.
Luna: Good Day to thee, now let us all rejoice,
WHEN WE BLAST YOU AWAY WITH OUR CANTERLOT VOICE!
Now you talk of our 'tantrum' and our biggest shame,
But come now, for that who is really to blame?
Perhaps the sister who shut us out?
And filled our mind with sadness and doubt?
You made us believe night was nothing to day,
So we proved you wrong...in our own special way.
Tia: You proved me wrong with eternal night?
And by filling the ponies with terror and fright?
Oh don't make me laugh you psychotic filly,
your rhymes make no sense and your speech is just silly.
My raps will send your ass back to the moon,
You'll wish you never entered this rap battle soon.
Luna: We're starting to believe thou may have dementia,
And the only plot which needs mentioning is yours Miss Molestia,
Your fat ass could swallow an entire cake whole,
you have no care for your subjects, you love being a troll!
'You'll always protect your subjects' Now that statement is phoney,
At the first sign of trouble thou shall send the purple pony.
Your rhymes are weak, we are certainly more keen,
You aren't even worthy of the title 'Queen'
Tia: I'm more worthy than you, and that's certainly a fact.
You where not in sight when Queen chrysalis attacked!
When it come to new trends, you're 1000 years late.
On the princess rank, you'll always be second rate!
You still think you can beat me in this battle of rhyme?
Well....it may have been possible, if you had more screen time!
Luna: Big talk from you sister, you're still going to lose,
The entire brony fandom will gladly kiss my hooves,
When is comes to slacking, I'll admit your first mare,
Don't think we haven't noticed all of the fake products in your hair!
I'm the cute,dark and misunderstood princess,
You're the large, marshmallow troll who only wants incest.
Celestia: You talk as if you are perfect as can be,
But in reality I know you want to be just like me.
But I'm done with this battle, for it's time for some tea.
Just remember to enjoy being free.
For let me inform you of something son,
Your freedom will be gone as soon as it's begun!
WHO DO YOU THINK WON?
