Opened Closet

Greetings,

I’m Pashmina Flowers. I am the editor in chief of Secret Closet magazine. For our 50th issue I would like to thank all of our readers with a new section: Opened Closet. It’s an opportunity for the citizens of Equestria to send in their sexy clop stories and we’ll feature a lucky pony’s story in our issue. Exciting, right? Well you beautiful creatures deserve it! When we started this magazine we didn’t think anypony would be interested in a sex magazine in Equestria but foal were we wrong! We are one of the most circulated publications in all of Equestria. Bravo! That was all of you readers! You did that and we just wanted to show our appreciation by giving our readers a chance to be more involved with the magazine. But the gifts don’t stop there.

Also for our 50th issue we have two centerfolds instead of one! That’s right. The sexiness has been doubled! And who would grace our pages with all of their glory? None other than our sexy Celestial Princesses of, course! You read that correctly. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be our centerfold features for our 50th issue! Not only will we get an exclusive expose on them but they will also be our first Opened Closet stories as well! (They would be the only stories that have the author’s names attached to them, for all other Opened Closet story’s authors will be anonymous).

So you get a new section for readers to read about the steamy exploits of other readers, double Opened Closet stories, and double Princess centerfold posters! Yeah, we love our readers! This is going to be our biggest issue yet, so get ready!

-Pashmina Flowers

Editor in Chief