Opened Closet

From Mistress Muffin,

I have a big secret about myself. I haven’t told anypony this before but I love muffins. Gosh I love them a lot! I love cooking them, I love the way they smell, the way they taste, even the way they look. I think muffins are the best thing about being alive. If I could marry muffins I would. I’m just patiently waiting for the law to pass then all my dreams will come true. But I remember one time I did something bad with muffins. I’ll never forget the time how muffins made me feel so good!

I never had a cultfriend before. I’m not very bright. I know that. But sometimes I like to pretend. On Hearts and Hooves day one year, I decided to make muffins. Nopony gave me any cards that year so to help cheer me up I decided to make muffins to give to ponies. I thought that was a really nice thing to do! So I made my favorite, banana fudge muffins! I got fresh bananas and fresh fudge from the market! I mixed all of the ingredients together! But I began thinking about somepony. He is a really nice pony. Sometimes when I get hurt, he makes me feel all better. He would wrap my wing up in bandages and then he would stick me with his penis. He says he only does it to me. He really knows how to make me feel special when I’m hurt.

Sometimes I think about him and I use a banana and pretend it’s him. It doesn’t feel the same and plus I always make a mess. But while I was making muffins I thought about him and used a banana. It was a good banana! It made me release myself! I mashed the banana up pretty good. But I accidentally added it to the mix with all of my mess still in it! I didn’t realize it until after I pulled them out of the oven and tasted one. My hair was in it. I could barely taste it. The muffin was really good! I thought if they were good for me, maybe they would be good for everypony else.

I took my muffins to Ponyville to pass around. I knew my mess was mixed in but I did it anyway. I gave one to a pony. He seemed nice. I watched him eat it and enjoyed it. It made me weak between my legs. I gave one to another pony. He liked it a lot and begged for more. I gave him another one. I listened to him eat it and pretend he was eating me. I was beginning to get wet, down there. It was exciting! I never felt this way before. The thought of them eating my mess turned me on. It was wrong but it felt good. I gave one to a girl pony. She was really pretty. I watched her eat it. She moaned! I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to touch myself. I dropped my muffin basket and ran to the nearest bathroom I could find. I hoofed myself and released on to the floor. It was kind of embarrassing.

When I returned to grab my muffins I saw that they were all gone! Ponies near by were eating them. The pretty pony told me she passed them out for me while I was gone. It was nuts! I saw ponies I knew eating my muffins. I kept wanting to grab my boobs but I was standing out in the open. I was filled with feelings. I felt a lot of feelings all at once. But all I wanted to do was fuck. So I went to my special somepony to see if he could help me. Since I didn’t have an injury, I told him I needed him inside of me or else I would die. That was how a truly felt but I lied to trick him into doing me! It totally worked. He pushed his penis inside of me and played with my boobies. It felt nice. I was happy he did me up. But all I could think about when he was on top of me was my hair stuck in the teeth of that pretty pony. I really like the way her lips touched that muffin!