Derpy Hooves Adventures: Story 1: Discord Licks The Town

It was a lovely day in Ponyville! The sun was shining, the air was fresh, and everyone was smiling! Except the mule, because he has emotional problems. Pinkie was having a party, Twilight was digging for gold, Fluttershy just started an animal shelter business, Rarity was forcing innocent ponies she rescued from the Rainbow Factory to make dresses, and Rainbow Dash was making it rain! But then she got fired from her job, so.. Yeah!

Dr. Hooves was making muffins within the Tardis for Derpy! The Tardis has villains captured and frozen in ice. Last time Derpy tried to make muffins, her hoof got stuck in the oven, and she got a second degree burn on her right one. Derpy STILL has her cast-thingy on, so she has to fly everywhere. But Derpy has pretty bad vision, so she'll probably crash into something, or somepony, so Derpy has a wheelchair.

When Dr. Hooves was finished with the muffins, Derpy ran as fast as she could to the Tardis. But since she has her 2nd degree burn still, she fell on the floor. Dr. Hooves dashed over to help her, but Derpy got up, so Dr. Hooves knocked her over and Derpy bumped into two buttons. One unfroze Discord, and the other one shot him with a stupidity ray. The stupidity ray is programed to choose a stupid thing when activated, and it chose licking. Discord look awake, but he was just laying there. So Dr. Hooves walked over and looked over at him. Discord was just laying there, with his eyes wide open, his tongue sticking out, and his limbs twitching.

Derpy had fallen over onto the floor, so she was crawling to her wheelchair. So Dr. Hooves had to run over to Derpy and help her up, because she could hurt herself again. Once Derpy got into her wheelchair, she ate her muffin. Then the had to go to the bathroom. She tried to get Dr. Hooves attention, but he was working on Discord, like finding out what happened to him. But she REALLY had to go, and there was no bathroom upstairs, so Derpy ended up riding her wheelchair down the stairs, which led to crashing and broken bones.

Derpy ended up in the hospital, with her right hoof not only with a burn, but also a fracture. The doctor said Derpy was lucky she didn't have to get her right hoof amputated, but the very next day Derpy thought that her hoof was a muffin, because it had muffin crumbs on it, so she ended up having to get a robotic hoof. Before she did, she asked if she could get stuff like lasers on her new, robotic hoof. The doctors said no, but the scientists overheard Derpy talking and they said that it would help them for their new invention, so Derpy ended up getting a "Super Hoof!"