Sprinkle Icings Daily Diary!

by SprinkleIcing

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life
Length: 1592

Wow, who knew ponies could write diaries?

WELL THEY CAN!!!!
So, let's get started! In here, I will post a new chapter/entry to my diary! If I don't post an entry one day, the next day will probably be even BETTER!
So, let's get started!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-01 01:16:41 UTC

1 My Backstory!

It all started when the Pie family worked at a farm, a rock farm. My aunt Cloudy Quartz and my mother Serenity Pie, both worked on a sad, colorless farm with my grandparents. The two mares worked and worked and worked and worked and wooorked- oh where was I? Oh yes, there was no time for sweets or anything, no color, just rocks. One day, the Pie family had to take a trip to Cloudsdale. My aunt Cloudy Quartz was dating my uncle, Igneous Rock. He wasn't there when they took the trip to Cloudsdale though. Anywho, the reason a group of dull earth ponies were going to Cloudsdale was because of the rock negotiating buisness. What, you don't make a farm for nothing! While the Pie family was up in Cloudsdale, my aunt and mother were very very hungry, and very very bored. There's no exciting cloud food down on a rock farm, so they decided to look for some bakeries. Surprisingly, at the very bakery they went to, my mother met my father Chocolate Icing. He is a very nice pegasus who has a really good taste, especially in chocolate! They immediately fell in love, and my mother decided that she would take him to the rock farm with her, but he refused! He said he'd rather stay in Cloudsdale, and she agreed. My aunt went back home depressed that her sister had decided to ditch her, but what she didn't know was that she would get married to Igneous Rock! Both of the couples decided to get married, on the ROCK FARM! While my family was still on the rock farm, they decided to have two kids, and moved to Ponyville. They didn't want the girls to be sad and depressing, so they moved nearby the sugarcube corner, and decided to lend a helping hoof. My two sisters, Fondant and Mix were born, and they loved baking, as well as making candy rocks. The greatest part was that on the day Fondant was born, Maud Pie was born! On the day Mix was born, Limestone and Marble Pie were born as well! My father felt homesick and decided to move back to Cloudsdale, where I was born, and my little brother Cinnamon. What we found out later was that auntie had given birth to ANOTHER filly, named Pinkemena Diane Pie. Cinnamon was only born the day Pinkie found Gummy, hehe! The funniest part is that we have no clue how we all got our colors! Mother and father are a mix of grey and brown, and it is the same with auntie and uncle. We all have that tiny teensie little splash of aqua, pink, or yellow. The even MORE funny part is that those are the colors of cousin Pinkie's cutie mark! We all don't know how it's connected, genes I guess! For now, Cinnamon is a blank blank (poor kid... hehe) and he doesn't want to hang out with the cutie mark crusaders because they are girls. I'm pretty sure his cutie mark will have something to do with baking. If not, then it will be connected to grumpy ponies, that foal can be so grumpy sometimes!

2 Watching the little ones....

Today was horrible. Just horrible! I normally am such a big fan of children! Me and Pinkie both love to play with them, but there is one problem. Children can get so sad if you don't do the unfun stuff, like feeding them, and burping them... EW!

I am only a fan of cute things.... not burping and gas.

Anyways, mother and father are STILL at the event, and Pinkie Pie and her friends wanted to go explore Cloudsdale with Fondant and Mix, so I, SPRINKLE ICING had to stay in Ponyville and watch the fillies, Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle. I ALSO had to watch Cinnamon, and he despises the three so he wasn't such a good sport. Anyways, since it's an overnight trip from Cloudsdale to Ponyville, I set up a room for the three fillies, who call themselves the "cutie mark crusaders" and since Cinnamon already has a room he stayed there. I woke up in the morning and felt quite itchy, and when I went to Sugarcube corner I found the cutie mark crusaders sitting at one table and Cinnamon at the counter preparing us some breakfast. As soon as I walked in, they all started laughing at me!

"Um, I don't see cousin Pinkie anywhere, why are you all laughing?"

Even Cinnamon was cracking up! He NEVER cracks up! He doesn't break up, cracks up, or even splits up! Cinnamon pointed with his wing towards the little ponies room, and I decided to look in the mirror for a quick second. When I looked, I saw something horrifying.

So horrifying you could cry.

So horrifying, it reminded you of the time Celestia accidentally-

nevermind, I'll just tell you.

I HAD A MOOSTACHE!

Immediately I screamed and flew in the air, just like my cousin when she met Twilight. We get it from our grandmother.

"I HAS A MOOSTACHEEE!!!"

I heard them burst out laughing, and I stomped out. "WHO DIDE THIS?"

Cinnamon backed up a bit and the cutie mark crusaders raised their hoofs. "We did, we're sorry," said Scootaloo "we just wanted our barbers cutie mark!"

"WHO IN THE NAME OF EQUESTRIA WANTS A MOOSTACHE AS A CUTIE MARK?!"

The girls all stared at me for a quick moment as I gasped for air. "We're sorry Sprinkle, and maybe helping you shave it off will get us our cutie marks!

"WHO WANTS A CUTIE MARK OF SHAVING CREAM?!"

I have never been so angry.

3 They are home!

EEK!

Mother and father have finally come home, and so have Fondant and Mix. I was starting to get really worried because it took longer than expected, but it turns out there was a cloud problem up in Cloudsdale and the balloons weren't allowed to leave. One rainbow waterfall was mixed with mud.... big mistake. The Cutie Mark Crusaders helped me to get the moostache off of my face, and then they asked me why I called it a moostache. Well, it IS pronounced moostache! I mean, I spell mother and father the way they are supposed to be spelled, but I say them as moother and foother! I do not know why but ever since I was a filly I just like to say it that way!  Oh, what was I talking about? THAT'S RIGHT! The moostache was very hard to remove so I sang a couple of songs while the fillies removed it. I really should have a singing cutie mark.

Well while mother and father were gone, and after I got the moostache removed, I decided to go shopping so I could make some apple pie. That should PROBABLY be finished by tomorrow, but guess what ELSE IM DOING TOMORROW????

Yep! I'm giving Talia the pony a makeover.

(I am doing this irl)

Talia is always being told that her hair is messy, or her clothes are bad

BUT I CAN FIX THAT!

Tomorrow I am going to make some pie, AND fix up Talia! I need a cutie mark in friendship as well. Me and Twilight should totally switch cutie marks. On my way to the market I bumped into Granny Smith who I had no clue was in ponyville at the time! It hadn't occurred to me that she could have taken care of Applebloom so I got a little bit angry with her.

"Hi Granny Smith, why couldn't you have taken care of Applebloom?"

Her eyes popped wide open "APPLEBLOOM! WHERE IS THAT LITTLE FILLY!?!"

She glared around huffing and puffing.

"I've been taking care of her and her friends Granny Smith.... how did you not know?" I said with a chuckle.

"Well I owe you my greatest thanks! I got a lil' worried there! Here, take this." and she handed me a great, shiny red apple.

What.

A pony just gave me something for not doing anything at all, really. The worst part was that I already purchased the stupid apples! It cost me 20 bits! Where's an old pony when you need one?

"Um, thanks Granny Smith." and I trotted away, not saying a word. I really didn't need the apple, so on my way I stopped by the library and tried to give it to Spike, but he only eats gems. I then headed to Fluttershy's cottage and tried to give it to angel, but the little rude little evil bunny wouldn't take it, and threw it at my face.

grrrrrrr.

Let's just say I've already baked a carrot cupcake with a rock in it.

Furthermore, I still could not find anyone who wanted the apple. I decided to go on a journey, before my family came home.

Then I remembered.

THE FILLIES!

I ran as fast as I could to the Sugarcube Corner, to find that nothing was damaged, and instead all the ponies were sitting inside, reading books. "Hey everypony!" *huff huff* "I'm home! Does anyone want an apple?"

They all looked at me for a quick second, and all responded at different times.

"Nope, we're good! Cinnamon made us some bakery treats!" said Scootaloo.

"Nah, I'm fine. Those cupcakes were reeeeally good! I'm sure Cinnamon is going to get his cutie mark soon!" said Sweetiebelle.

"I don't think I-"

"JUST EAT THE APPLE APPLEBLOOM, JUST EAT IT!"

I tossed the apple at her huffing.

"O-okay..."