Crusaders and humans

by Castok the Shadow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 1619

Three crusaders and two school bullies gets kidnapped by unknown beasts.

when three crusaders and two school bullies gets kidnapped by unknown beasts. They need to find a way to get free. luckily sweetie belle has got an idea.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-02 17:50:02 UTC

Sweetie Belle's grand plan

"This is all your fault!" Diamond Tiara yelled for fourth time in half an hour as she, Silver Spoon and the crusaders was being taken away from they home in cage that was being carried by two strange biped beasts, one in front while the other at the back.

"How is it our fault?" Applebloom asked in a almost bored tone in her voice. she was too worried to talk back at Diamond Tiara as she tried to kicked the iron bar door as if it was an apple tree ready to give its apple.

"If you didn't try and stop us from entering the Everfree we won't be in this mess" Silver Spoon replied, fear creeping in here voice as she mention the Everfree "being taken from our homes by these... these... BRUTES!"

The 'brute' from behind hit the top of the cage with it huge dragon-like claws. Being insulted by a filly was too far from it stranded. Silver Spoon nearly jumped out of her fur by the bash. "Gau i fyny!" it shouted at her. But this only made Silver more scared because she couldn't understand what it was saying. the beast in front replied "dal i siarad" which the 'brute' replied back "gweiddi fwy fel"

Scootaloo then said "what did it say?" after Scootaloo said that everypony turn to face Sweetie Belle who was sitting next to Applebloom.

"How do I know!?" Sweetie Belle asked in shock.

"So much for our dictionary" sigh Scootaloo

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1 hour later...

"Are we there yet" Diamond Tiara asked the beast in front of the cage.

"Na" it replied bluntly as it didn't even looked at her as it continued down the path

"Are we there yet"

"Na"

"Are we there yet"

"Na"

"Are we there yet"

"NA!!!" the beast had enough of Diamond Tiara nagging, she has been doing this for the whole hour as the rest fell asleep. How?.... don't know. It was going to drop the cage and teach that filly to stay silent for the whole day if not for the other beast that yell at it to get it to stop, because funny enough they are there.

"Oh" the beast realized "ie rydym yma" the two beasts drop the cage and shake it to wake the other and to punish Diamond Tiara for being a brat.

When the other woke up and Diamond got a few bruises form the shake, the two beast walk up to each other and give themselves a high five from the hell they have gone through.

Sweetie Belle, now awaken knows where her friends have be taken to.  There in front of them was three strange tents that was made from leafs and sticks which looks like it can hold two ponies in, a fire in the middle of the tents that look like it be just made recently. Sweetie Belle also got the change to look at her and her friend's kidnappers. They as mentions before was biped creatures that look much taller the Princesses, they look like Minotaurs but without the bull head and goat legs and the tail.  Both of them have long blonde manes that reach to their shoulder plates, they also have a little bit of hair on their face but not a lot. the facial parts are much more smaller then a pony but she can see the mouth, nose and two eyes, which have different colour with the two beasts. One had blue eyes while the other had brown eyes. But what she saw next was confusing because both of the beasts wore clothes (if a bit torn from here to there) like somepony going to a business meeting or going to the Gala. Sweetie Belle now knows that these are not normal beasts... these are CLOTHES beasts. (don't even asked what the different are. I don't know what they are and I'm the one that is writing it down)

"Girls" Sweetie Belle whispers to the others "I think we been kidnapped by thing that are very big, very weird and above all.. very wise"

"How don't you know blank-flank?" Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara replied at once

"Because look at that one" as Sweetie Belle said that, she points at one new beast that is coming towards them.

This one however was not wearing torn clothes as the other, instead it was wearing garish robes that cover it from it shoulders to its knees, with a ting copper crown on top of it short brownish hair while singing a very strange song

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"Do you like it?" the big robe creature spoke in a deep voice as it got a smirk on it face "it one of my favourite song to sing in front of my newly 'friends' that we bring to our home" It turn it head to the other which they too have a smirk on their faces.

"You call that a song" Diamond replied with a grumpy voice which the robe giant return it's head toward her. "That was awf-" she didn't continued as Applebloom put her hoof over Diamond's mouth. much to her dislike.

"It was very... catchy" Applebloom lied but with a smile on her face to make it seem as if it was truth.

"Yeah" Scootaloo add her support to the lie "I really like the part where you lower your voice when you sang 'underground' its stuck in my head" she smile with applebloom to help the lied seem more truthful.

"Y..Yeah wh..what she said" Silver Spoon whispered in fear.

The giant look at them for a few seconds before replying "Well good" it face had the biggest smile then all of the fillies companied together. "Because that will be the last song you will ever heard" All the beasts laugh out loud when the rope beast finish it sentence to the fillies.

"WHAT!?" every Fillies shouted in shock and horror.

"You see, me and my friends are very hungry and the fact that my mother is French, your kind are a delicacy back home" The Giant laughed at the fillies.

The robed creature turn to its two friends and give them a nod while that fillies was saying "no...please...wait" The two beasts walked slowly towards them. Sweetie Belle must think of a way to save herself and her friends. She did however had a dark thought to ask the beasts to eat Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon first but she shaken that out of her head and thought of another plan... and then she got it.

"WAIT!!!!" Sweetie Belle squeak as loud as she can. Everypony and the three beasts cover they ears as for how loud she was. As so as Sweetie Belle stop screaming, still everyone was covering their ears still and the forest was quiet as a door mouse.

" oh duw fy nghlustiau!" The beast with the blue eyes said as it was on its knees.

"ac yma yr wyf yn meddwl bod y llall yn swnllyd!" Screamed the other with it eyes closed and it claws scratching its ears.

"Oh I'm going to have a terrible headache in the Morning" The robe giant replied as it was testing if it ears was still working.

"If... you eat... us then who... is... going to... fix your friend's clothes and... polish your crown?" Sweetie Belle said as she was catching her breath. the two beasts look at the robe giant with confuses on they faces as the robe beast looked at it copper crown.

"We'll find new ones to replace them" The beast replied with it deep voice.

"Not when we are gone" Applebloom answered while still holding her ears

"Why?" The robe giant asked angry that Sweetie Belle nearly made it deaf.

Sweetie Belle smile and continue to explain why "Think about it... five fillies goes missing, they go to the Everfree and to find three...." Sweetie Belle waited for the beast to tell it's species name

"Humans" it replies in a worried stated

"Three Humans and they will put it on you lots and you don't want that o happen... do you?" She finish with her hooves crossed as waited for an answer.

The robe human was now shaking at the idea of a whole village changing them down.

"No" it said in defeat "We don't.... but what about the crown and our clothes?" The two humans look back at Sweetie Belle with their face saying 'yeah what about the crown and our clothes'.

"Ah, well if you release us. We'll get finest pony in Equestria to fix your clothes and polish you crown...now what do you say?" Scootaloo replied with pride in her voice.

The robe human call the others and gather in a cycle to talk about the idea of new clothes and a better crown.

"Do you think it will work?" Scootaloo asked

"I think so" Sweetie Belle said with pride

The humans all turn to face Sweetie Belle and the robe human simply said "deal"

        And in that moment every filly smile like they never didn't before.

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1 and a half hour later...

"~Coming~" Rarity sang in delight as she heard the door bell ring "welcome to th- WHAT IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA ARE THOSE!?"

In front of her was three strange and horrible biped creatures with Sweetie Belle on top of one of the beast's head wearing a crown on her head.

"Sweetie Belle who are these...gentle....friends you have with you" Rarity asked in shock as for three unknown beasts are in her shop with poor and awful clothes on them.

Sweetie Belle put on a sleepily grin "You know sis....it a really long story"

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