Futalestia Impregnates Twilight Velvet

by MegatronsPen

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Velvet, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 2490

We all know Twilight Sparkle is actually the progeny of Twilight Velvet and Princess Celestia... so how did it happen? Do we want to know how it happened? Yes. Yes we do.

As we all know Twilight Sparkle is actually the offspring of Twilight Velvet and Princess Celestia... so how exactly did it happen?

Do we want to know?

The answer is yes.

Yes we do.

(WARNING! CONTAINS CLOPPY ONE-SHOT RANDOMNESS! Triggers: Infilation, "an unnatural amount of juices," Futalestia, Insemination, Randomness, Hentaiesque-tropes!)

(Featured: 02/03/15... damn it.)

Published 2015-03-01 21:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-01 21:00:01 UTC

Needs More Juice!

Princess Celestia wandered the halls of her palace, lost in what she could only describe as a poor attempt to curb an abrupt attack that ached between her legs.

For the past couple of hundred years, Princess Celestia has been rather inactive in the bedroom, having not been able to give or receive a single sexual act with another pony, mostly due to the fact that her occupation as the Princess has kept her rather preoccupied with more important matters than sating her loins.

Sure, she masturbates when she can get two minutes to herself, but it was never quite the same when some other pony can do it for you, either by hoof, mouth… or somewhere else she currently longed to ram her aching cock into or against.

It was at times like these she hated being the Princess; or specifically, an alicorn.

She did not exactly wanted to be born with two separate sets of gentailia and fortunately, all thanks to a very craftily constructed illusion spell, no pony was the wiser that in fact hanging between the legs of their illustrious Princess most of the time was a fully erect cock, seeping precum from the tip like an angry spitting cobra.

A cold shower normally did the trick, but today unfortunately the stark difference in temperatures of the cooling liquid and her hot throbbing member was only making things worse.

Though a brief trot through the palace normally did the trick, it was certainly not working as her mind and eyes roamed over every flank she passed from mare to stallion.

She wanted it all.

Be it the screams of a mare being plundered beneath her, or the pained grunts of a stallion receiving her penis; right now all that mattered to her was finding some place nice and warm, and very moist to put it in.

Resorting to escaping into the Royal Library, Princess Celestia sucked in the musty scent of old tomes and dust to which is almost always attributed to the aroma of such an establishment; and with a sigh, she resigned herself to the rather disturbing fact that even the damn stench of the library was turning her on.

Lifting a hoof up to rush it through her long silken mane, Celestia paused as she noted in the distance a mare she had never seen before, meticulously stacking some books onto a shelf.

With a smile and grace befitting a Princess, she shoved her urges aside and approached the mare. “Why, hello there my little pony… I don’t believe I have met you before. Are you the new Librarian?”

The young grey mare with a curious purple and yellow duality to her mane turned about in a gasp, bowing low as she realised it was the Princess that had snuck up behind her. “Oh my! I’m so sorry, I did not notice you come in your Majesty!”

“I apologize if I had startled you, Miss…?”

“Velvet… Twilight Velvet… and yes! I am the new Librarian. Still trying to feel myself around here since I don’t quite know where everything goes, but it will come in due time, I suppose.” Twilight Velvet tilted her head just so. “Is there something I can help you with?”

Celestia’s eyes roamed the mare’s body. She was young, beautiful and well spoken. It ticked all of the right boxes and boy, was Celestia struggling to contain herself.

“Actually, no, I was just wandering around to keep my mind off of… uh, things…”

Twilight Velvet nodded as she returned to shelving a stack of books on a nearby trolly. “I suppose being the Princess means you have to deal with all kinds of problems. I can’t say I envy you.”

Celestia blinked, finding it quite pleasant that the mare speaking so matter-of-factly and rather… normal at that. She was used to her ponies fawning over her like some lovesick foal. This was certainly a breath of fresh air.

“The truth is…” Celestia swallowed hard as she felt suddenly very breathless, watching the mare’s tail tick left and right, as if trying to tempt Celestia in catching a glimpse of the mare’s nether region. “I’m pretty stressed.”

“I can imagine,” Twilight Velvet beamed up at her, “well, would you like to talk about it?”

“W-well… I’d love to but it’s a little personal…”

Blinking, the mare stopped what she was doing and then turned to regard Celestia with a tilted brow. “Oh, that kind of problem. Well, technically I am supposed to be on a lunch break, but if you want, I’d be more than happy to listen to your situation.”

“Oh… I…” Celestia’s gaze lingered upon the mare’s lips. That glistening orifice that caused her body to tremble. “Um…”

“A-are you okay, Princess? You’re blushing really red… maybe I should go fetch a doctor? Come to think of it, you look like you’re sweating quite a bit.”

“O-oh no… I just...” Celestia’s voice trailed off as she noted the mare staring directly down between Celestia’s legs. “Is something the matter? You look like you have just seen a ghost.”

Craning her head down to look at the source of Twilight Velvet’s complete attention, she noted in horror a small, creamy white puddle beneath her, which appeared to be dripping from thin air.

“Where is that coming from?” Twilight Velvet questioned as she leaned her head down between the much taller alicorn’s legs to investigate, only to withdraw with a yelp as her lips brushed against something unseen. “W-what’s that?”

Celestia reacted almost immediately.

A sensual moan passed her lips, causing the Princess to lift her hoof and press it firmly against her mouth.

Curious as to what poked her in the mouth, Twilight Velvet reached a hoof out and felt something that was both long, thick and hot to the touch.

It even pulsed, as if it held its own heartbeat.

“T-Twilight Velvet, could you, um… as good as it feels, could you take your hoof off of my—um—penis, please?”

“Your… penis?” Twilight Velvet drew her hoof back, noting the musky, sticky substance covering her hoof. “Then, this is… oh… so the problem you said is to do with... “ She cast a glance below Celestia’s body, still seeing nothing there. “Oh… that’s kind of neat being able to hide it like that. Are you always erect like this?”

“Y-yes… I’d much prefer it if we kept this between us?” Celestia mused with a smile. “It’s not something a lot of ponies know about.”

Twilight Velvet looked up from the substance on her hoof and then back to it. “You’re… incredibly turned on, I take it, Princess?”

Princess Celestia blushed as bright as a red light bulb, her eyes averting the mare entirely. “I apologize if it had startled you—w-w-what are you doing?!”

Princess Celestia gasped and shuddered as she felt a set of lips find the tip of her penis.

Twilight Velvet drew her head back, licking her lips to lap up all of the sticky white cum that had smeared over her mouth. “Mmm, wow, it feels so big! I wonder if I can…”

“W-w-w-wait, Twilight,” Celestia took a step back, “I don’t think that is such a good idea.”

“If the Princess has a problem, I would be honored to help you, your Majesty, especially with such a big cock to play with.” Twilight Velvet bowed her head low and moved a hoof out to find the invisible cock and upon finding it, the mare opened her mouth wide and allowed a small portion of the tip to enter her mouth.

The hot breath and the moist warmth of Twilight Velvet’s mouth caused Princess Celestia’s legs to tremble at the sheer joy of what turned out to be an unexpected release of tension.

Sucking in a breath, Celestia clenched her eyes tight as she felt Twilight Velvet’s mouth enwrap the tip of her penis entirely before sliding quite some distance down the shaft until she felt the back of Twilight Velvet’s throat.

The gag reflect caused Twilight Velvet to quickly drew her lips back up to the tip and to once again descend once she felt she was not going to throw up, repeating the action again and again in a painfully slow repetition.

“Ahhhh~that’s so, good…” Celestia moaned as she felt her hips buck forward as Twilight Velvet slipped her mouth back down her throbbing shaft, hitting the back of the mare’s throat a little too violently for the mare to handle.

Twilight Velvet wretched, though received the hint that Celestia’s body naturally demanded.

Quicker and harder now, she sucked upon Celestia’s penis, allowing the alicorn to thrust her hips of her own accord against her movements, while the raspy sound of Twilight Velvet struggling to breathe between each stroke that penetrated the mare's throat resounded loudly against the Princess’s eardrums in quite the pleasant manner.

“I-I don’t care why th-this is happening but… you’re real, g-good at that, Twilight Velvet...” Celestia panted, her thrusts into the mare’s mouth picking up in pace as she felt a numbness rise within her loins and bloom out from the base of her penis.

Catching Celestia completely off-guard, her orgasm came on quick.

“I-I’m going to cum—AYAAAAAANNNNNN!”

Twilight Velvet gasped, ceasing her movement upon the cock, drawing back until her lips just covered the tip, drinking noisily as squirt after squirt of the alicorn’s orgasm filled her mouth to bursting point.

And then quite unexpectedly, Celestia thrust herself forward, pushing her cock right down until the base met with Twilight Velvet’s lips, causing the mare's eyes to fly open wide in shock, gagging as her throat pulsed with each jet of cum that was filling her up to a point she could take no more.

Celestia’s cum oozed out of Twilight Velvet’s lips and nose, as it struggled to find any other place to fill.

Drawing out her still erect invisible penis, Celestia moaned in the afterglow, pulling back to note with a lazy smile how pleased the mare’s cum covered face appeared, still oozing her hot seed from Twilight Velvet's still open mouth.

Swallowing as much as she could and allowing the rest to drool from the corners of her lips to smother her muzzle and chest, Twilight Velvet looked up at Celestia with a wide, beaming smile. “Did that feel good, your Majesty?”

Celestia simply nodded, unable to express her orgasm into words.

As the mare stood up and wiped her lips with a hoof, she turned about to look for something to clean up with. “I could have sworn I had some tissues somewhere around—huh?”

Twilight Velvet blinked as she felt something heavy settle on top of her and something hot and very wet poke at the folds of her vagina.

With wide eyes, Twilight Velvet looked up at the Princess as she mounted her. “W-wait, Princess, you’re not wearing protect—AHNNN!”

It was already too late.

Princess Celestia, lost in her mania of unquenchable desire penetrated Twilight Velvet until her royal penis had been completely consumed by the mare’s vagina straight to the hilt, causing Twilight Velvet to squirm and scream as unashamedly, the Princess began her thrusts.

Struggling to keep herself up on her hooves, Twilight Velvet felt her cum covered tongue flop out of her wide, grinning lips as she simply submitted herself to the Princess’s lust.

The sensation of that big, long cock filling her up inside to the point she could almost feel and see the bulge within her stomach slide in and out of her, had pushed aside all protests that initially popped to the forefront of her mind.

Not only did she give oral sex to the Princess, but she was also committing an act of sex without precaution.

But… that’s fine, right?

As long as she does not cum inside of her, it’ll be fine… right?

“Ahhhhhhhnnn~P-Princess… ha-harder!” The mare along with the Celestia’s quickening thrusts pushed her flank back down against the cock, seeking to feel the tip push ever deeper inside of her.

Grunting and nibbling at her lower lip, Celestia had long since scrunched her eyes shut as she sodomized the mare she barely met.

Enjoying the warmth of the mare’s internals and just how tightly it squeezed around a cock that was most assuredly too large to fit into the mare.

Thankfully, due to the sheer amount of lubrication of her own cum and the wetness of Twilight Velvet’s pussy, with each squelch and slap of the mare's flank against her penis, Celestia easily slid in and out of the mare.

Complying with Twilight Velvet’s demands, Celestia obliged with a growing grin as she ground herself forward and had pushed into the mare so hard, that it caused Twilight Velvet to scream out in agony.

Celestia could feel it.

It was rising again.

The heat that numbed her previously was building up into a crescendo of moans and pants as with each frantic thrust Celestia found herself grinning wildly, her eyes rolling back in her head.

“I-I’m cumming!”

Twilight Velvet quickly shook her head. “No! N-not inside me! Nyaaaaaaaa!”

With a final shudder, Celestia’s hips bucked and she found herself thrusting one last time to fully penetrate the mare, ejaculating her final load that was just as much as the first, if not more in quantity.

“Make me p-p-pregnant,” Twilight Velvet moaned in esctacy as she leaned her head low to look at her lightly inflated stomach, cum gushing out of her pussy “I-I can—nhhaaahh—feel y-your cum filling me u-up, P-Princess… yes… it’s leaking out of me, s-so much… m-more, hhaahhhnnn~”

Drawing back, Celestia felt her flaccid cock slip out of the mare, falling back onto her haunches as she watched with a perverse grin her own cum pouring out of the mare’s vagina.

Swaying on the spot, Twilight Velvet fell onto her knees, holding her stomach as she moaned and groaned in her intense afterglow, looking back at the Princess with a silly smile.

“A-are you done?”

Celestia only nodded.

Giggling, Twilight Velvet turned about and settled down in front of the spent Princess, licking up whatever remained of their mixture of juices that lingered upon Celestia’s flaccid cock.

“Wanna go again?” Twilight Velvet mused with a cum covered grin. “I’ll let you put it in my ass this time.”

Princess Celestia lifted both of her hooves, noting that her cock was once again becoming hard, Twilight Velvet’s actions not going unnoticed it seemed by her already spent body.

“Yeah… sure. I've never really given a mare anal before..."

Author's Note

If anyone will need me, I'll be under that rock over there dying.

Unedited and written in under half an hour.

I had to get this damn thing out of my head.

And yes, I know sodomizing is anal. I just liked the damn sound of it in that sentence!

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