The Pinkie and Gummy Show

by Limelight02

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 477

Pinkie Pie and Gummy's talk show!

Pinkie Pie and Gummy host a talk show! What could go wrong?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-01 21:56:44 UTC

With Special Guest, A Top Hat!

Pinkie Pie and Gummy, her pet alligator, sat in the middle of the stage on two cushioned chairs. Pinkie crossed one leg over the other and looked into the camera.

"Welcome back to the Pinkie and Gummy Show!"

The studio audience applauded.

"Today, we will be serving up some cupcakes and talking with a special guest!"

They applauded again.

"Okay, first thing first. It's time for your favorite segment, Guess Who Said It! Gummy will take a phrase from one of the following ponies: Princess Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, or myself!

I will have to guess who said it! Okay, Gummy, you're on!"

Gummy sat there and somebody held up a sign behind him with a phrase on it.

Pinkie Pie read it out loud, "Look, it's another specimen of opious faggotus in its natural habitat: a troll thread. Ooh, that's a tuffy! I'm gonna say Twilight?"

There was a dinging sound and the crowd cheered.

"Next one. They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became fabulous. That one is definitely Applejack!"

A buzzer sounded.

"What!? It was Rarity! I didn't see that one coming. Next quote, please! She'll become a crazy cat lady. Ooh! Ooh! That one was me!"

There was a dinging sound. Pinkie Pie jumped up out of her seat and started to dance.

"Oh yeah! Pinkie's awesome!"

She sat back down.

"Onto our next segment, What's Inside Gummy!"

Pinkie Pie drove her hoof into Gummy's mouth. She stuck her tongue out as she moved her hoof around.

"I found something! I found something!"

She pulled out something round and black. She started to shake it around until it popped up.

"I did not just pull out a top hat!"

She smiled as much as her face would allow her and pulled the hat down onto her head.

"Time for the next game! Who Wants A Cookie! The object of the game is to find somepony that wants a cookie and give them a cookie!"

The audience cheered.

"Who wants a cookie!"

Hooves shot up all through the crowd. Pinkie Pie started to throw cookies into the crowd. She turned to Gummy and stuffed one into his mouth.

"Don't forget about Pinkie!"

She shoved five cookies into her mouth.

With a mouthful of cookies, she said, "Time for the next segment. We are going to chat with some of the audience members online and answer their questions."

She opened her laptop and tapped the keys.

"Why does Gummy not talk?"

She looked up with a confused look on her face.

"What do you mean he doesn't talk! He talks all the time! See!"

She looked over at Gummy, an intense look on her face. She stayed like that for a few seconds, then burst out laughing.

"Gummy, you're hilarious!"