MLP Equestria Girls Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer and Sonata Dusk Fortress 2

by fluttershyxadagiodazzle6

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Dark, Comedy
Length: 1180

MLP EG Sonata Dusk, MLP EG Fluttershy, a MLP EG Sunset Shimmer potray as the Team Fortress 2.

MLP EG Sonata Dusk, MLP EG Fluttershy, a MLP EG Sunset Shimmer potray as the Team Fortress 2, 9 Classes, the Administrator, Scout's Mom, and Miss Pauling.

tag:also MLP EG Taco potray as Team Fortress 2 The Sandvich

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-08 14:13:05 UTC

Part 1: the 9 playable Fluttershy & Sonata Dusk & Sunset Shimmer TF2 Classes

Fluttershy as spy (FlutterSpy)

Sunset Shimmer as Pyro (Sunset Pyro Shimmer)

Sonata Dusk as Soldier (Sonata Soldier Dusk)

Fluttershy as Demoman (DemoShy)

Sunset Shimmer as Heavy (Sunset Heavy Shimmer)

Sonata Dusk as Scout (Sonata Scout Dusk)

Fluttershy as Engineer (EngineerShy)

Sunset Shimmer as Medic (Sunset Medic Shimmer)

Sonata Dusk as Sniper (Sonata Sniper Dusk)

Part 2: the 3 Nonplayable Fluttershy & Sonata Dusk & Sunset Shimmer TF2 Characters and 1 playable Food You Eat For Health

Fluttershy as The Administrator

Sunset Shimmer as Miss Pauling (Miss Shimmerling)

Sonata Dusk as Scout's Mom

MLP EG's The Sandvich

Chapter 2: Meet the Sonata Soldier Dusk

Cuts to the BLU Sunset Pyro Shimmer using her Flamethrower, laughing and she screams. Then, a rocket kills the BLU Sunset Pyro Shimmer, a second rockets kills the BLU DemoShy and a third rocket kills the BLU Sunset Heavy Shimmer. [Like a hardened drill sergeant, a RED Sonata Soldier Dusk named Sonata Dusk Doe (a american soldier clone of Sonata Dusk) who addresses what appears to be a group of BLU Sonata Soldier Dusks. It is later revealed that they are the mutilated heads of members of the opposing team.]

- Sonata Soldier Dusk: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!..." MLP Equestria girls Sun Tzu said that, and i'd say she knows little more about fighting then you do, pal, because she invented it! And then she perfected it, so that no living equestria girl could best her in the ring of honor!

[ The RED Sonata Soldier Dusk is seen screaming loud and she runs up after the BLU DemoShy appears running and she shoots her. Suddenly, the BLU Sunset Medic Shimmer appears waiting as RED Sonata Soldier Dusk kills the BLU Sunset Medic Shimmer. The RED Sunset Heavy Shimmer meets her.]

- Sonata Soldier Dusk: Then she used her fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth [removes grenades from bandolier to illustrate "two"]. And then she herded them onto a boat, and then she beat the crap out of every single one! [bashes the grenades together]

[RED Sonata Soldier Dusk runs up and jumping on top of it then kills the BLU EngineerShy, BLU Sunset Heavy Shimmer and BLU Sunset Pyro Shimmer. After that, the BLU FlutterSpy appears behind her then the RED Sonata Soldier Dusk uses the Shovel, knocking the BLU FlutterSpy in the head.]

- Sonata Soldier Dusk: [laughs to herself] And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm.

Chapter 3: Meet the DemoShy

[This interview is conducted in fluttershy degroot's (a scottish clone of fluttershy) armory. It is accompanied by a cinematic of Tavish engaging a superior enemy force with particular guile.]

DemoShy: What makes me a good DemoShy? If I were a bad DemoShy, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!

DemoShy: (a few Equestria Girls RED Team members running in the background) Let's do it! (jumps out, and being shot with constant rockets seeming that there are a lot of soldiers) Not one of ya's gonna survive this!

DemoShy: One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!

(The RED DemoShy then begins to take a long drink from her bottle as scenes show she killing the BLU Sunset Pyro Shimmer from behind and she destroying a Level 3 Sentry with the RED Sonata Scout Dusk dying next to her)

DemoShy: [After drinking a copious amount of scrumpy] n' I got a manky eye. I'm a yellow, Scottish Equestria Girls fluttershy cyclops! They've got more [Exaggeratedly long censorship tone] than they've got the likes o' me!

It is later revealed that the censored part mentioned the Loch Ness Monster, with RED DemoShy darkly and humorously announcing that there are apparently more Nessies than people with her features in Equestria Girls Scotland. [1]

DemoShy: [This part of the interview periodically cuts to a cinematic of the RED DemoShy setting a trap for a large group of foes] So! [Drunken Pipe Bomb begin to play in the background] ....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end! [RED DemoShy sets off the trap, and the Equestria Girls BLU players that were following her are blown to pieces. The RED DemoShy walks over, laughing, and bends down to stare at the remains of her foes while several parts of the exploded corpses are raining from the sky.] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

Chapter 4: Meet the EngineerShy

[The RED EngineerShy, Fluttershy Conagher (a american country clone of fluttershy), passes the time relaxing and playing acoustic guitar. As she explains her role, the sentry guns surrounding her target and kill various hostiles and a few bullets hit the pickup truck behind her.]

EngineerShy: Hey, look, buddy. I'm an fluttershy engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

[pauses playing to drink from a bottle of beer]

EngineerShy: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work?

[a salvo of rockets launches over her head]

EngineerShy: Use more gun.

[rockets explode; scream; the BLU Sonata Sniper Dusk's hand lands at the RED EngineerShy's feet]

BLU Sonata Scout Dusk: (offscreen) My arm!

EngineerShy: Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little old number designed by me... [kicks the Sonata Sniper Dusk's hand away; gun tracks and shoots it in midair] ...built by me, and you best hope... [pauses playing; deadly serious] ...not pointed at you.

Chapter 1: Meet the Sunset Heavy Shimmer

[In a dark storeroom, a RED Sunset Heavy Shimmer name Sunset Shimmer (a russian clone of Sunset Shimmer) speaks to the camera while introducing Snails Sasha, her minigun.]

Sunset Heavy Shimmer: I am Sunset Heavy Shimmer Weapons Equestria Girl. And this... [grips Snails Sasha] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. [leans in] It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds.

Sunset Heavy Shimmer: [laughing maniacally, holds up a finger trying to calm down]

Sunset Heavy Shimmer: [inspecting Snails Sasha] Oh my god, who touched Snails Sasha?! Alright... Who brats touched my gun?!

Sunset Heavy Shimmer: [looking somewhat sad] Some equestria girls think they can outsmart me. Maybe...[sniffs] maybe. [gets serious] I've yet to met one equestria girls that can outsmart bullet.

Sunset Heavy Shimmer: [screaming while firing Snails Sasha, later laughing maniacally] Cry some more brats! [sudden cut to black] Heh... go cry some more brats.