The Adventures of Shell Shock

He stood in court, in front of many people.

"Zero the Wolf, we find you guilty of a bunch of random crimes:

Timewarping,

Changing history for your own desires,

and a bunch of other crimes I really will not even bother to mention."

"If I told you once, I told you a zillion times: I DID NOT COMMIT ANY OF THOSE CRIMES!!” Zero yelled.

“WE THE PEOPLE, DO NOT GIVE A CRAP!! THE REAL REASON WE’RE SENDING YOU TO EQUESTRIA IN THE TURTLE BODY IS BECAUSE YOUR REGULAR BODY IS GONNA DIE IN A FEW HOURS:  ½ AN HOUR, TOPS!! The planet is in danger.”

“Why should I worry?” Zero snapped.

“That is beside the point!!” the judge shouted. He typed in a few coordinates on his keyboard, and all of a sudden, Zero was crammed into a small, tight space pod.

"Aw, CRAP!!" Zero screamed, pounding on the window, but nobody could hear his panicked yells.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!" Zero screamed as the space pod took off, and a series of colors flashed outside the window.

Finally, the rocket landed on Equestria. Zero crawled out of the spacecraft and looked down at himself: his shell was clothed in Saiyan battle armor. He'd seen it once on his DragonBall Z video, Departure. He quickly changed into an orange cape with a hood attached to it, and a t-shirt with a lightning bolt between the letters "S/S".

Reaching into the space pod, he fished out a shovel and started scooping up dirt, piling it onto the spaceship until it was hidden completely.

"Good...the ship  is camouflaged....now where are those rebels?" Zero asked himself.

Suddenly, he was surrounded by at least twenty pony guards, with Flash Sentry at the helm of it all.

"I assume you must be Flash Sentry, scientific name: Moronicus Jackassius." Zero smirked.

The guards began to laugh, prompting Zero to take a bow.

"Thank you, thank you!!" the turtle grinned. "I'll be on this planet forever!!"

"SHUT UP, YOU INCOMPETENTS!!" Flash yelled, his face red. "We came on orders of our glorious leader, Queen Twilight."