My Little Madness: Has Nothing To Do With Spartans

Hank acrobatically flipped over one of the grunts, and snapped his neck with his bare hands, hearing a satisfying crack.  He proceeded through a door, and saw another grunt hide behind a vending machine.  Hank flipped the machine on its side, crushing the soldier, and looked up.  A security camera whirred and aimed at him.

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The Auditor decided it was time.  He engaged the Improbability Drive X-2.

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In a chaotic void, somewhere, a creature began to form.  It seemed to be one of the grunts.

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As Hank neared a door, a large crack suddenly appeared on a wall.  It spread, and half of the room crumbled into a void, revealing a bright rainbow colored vortex, which consumed the room with incomprehensible force, along with Hank.  It spread further and further, consuming legions of his grunts, the life form, Jesus, the Auditor, and a pair of resistance fighters called Sanford and Deimos...

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The Princess of the Sun was blasted through the wall of the Palace as the room exploded, a massive shockwave shaking all of Equestria to its core.  From the ashen, dull portal emerged Hank first, who lept out the newly made Princess-shaped hole in the wall.  Following him came a flood of the Auditor's elite troops, the Sheriff's grunts, and 1337 crew.  Then out came Sanford and Deimos, who followed Hank's path, and finally the Auditor.

The Life Form felt free.  It flexed its hands, and a soft white glow appeared around its hands.  It smashed them into the ground, clearing a large sphere of space around him, and breaking the waves of troops still leaving the portal.  It launched into the air, joining the battalion of troops still flying away from the blast, and rocketed away, towards a quaint looking town on the horizon...

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The Great and Powerful Trixie was sure she could impress theses dull country ponies.  But as she boasted and spun her yarns, she failed to notice the thing rocketing towards her like a comet.  Her head was held high, gazing up at the stars and ignoring the crowd of running ponies.  The thing impacted, sending a wave of gravel and debris into the air.  It got up, and approached her.

"And THAT was how The Great and Powerful Trixie defeated and Ursa Major!"  Trixie said, still oblivious to the life form.  It grew closer and closer, and summoned its magic Stop Sign.  Trixie droned on and on, still oblivious.  Then, the life form leaped at her, impaling her on the shaft of the Sign.  Trixie tried to gasp, but only wheezed and coughed up wet, warm blood onto the face of her assailant.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie -cough- can never -cough- be... defeated..."  muttered Trixie in a fading descendo as she bled out.

"Trixie.  I like that name.  But too feminine.  How about... Tricky?"  The Life form said, or as it was known now, Tricky, as it flung the lifeless corpse of Trixie onto the dirt below.

Chapter Body Count: 3