The misadventures of a teen in equastria

by Devils run

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 1234

When a science experiment goes wrong a young teen ends up in equestria

Henry thought it would just be an average day at school but when his mad teacher decides to try and create a portal gun he is transported to equestria.
Hilarity ensues

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-09 00:15:54 UTC

A kinky game of tag

As the mares looked to the strange creature in corner (aka me) rambling on about how horses shouldn't talk and that this all must have been a hallucination.

"Er gals what should we Do with it?"asked applejack under her breath

"I'm not entirely sure an but I do know that it most definitely is a -" replied rainbow dash before she was cut off by twilight.

" If you say that it is a spy I will make sure you cant walk for a week" growled an irritated twilight

Due to all the commotion I began to come to my senses and realised that these weird and colourful creatures were not safe and would probably attack me as soon as they got the chance so slowly and carefully I snuck away. Unfortunately my victory was short lived as the odd bouncy pink one erupted from the seams of reality and blocked my exit.

"Oh no you don't mister we still need to organise your super duper welcome to ponyvile party so your not going anywhere,"

Due to her smile lines and hopefully mentalness I managed to distracted her by bopping her on the nose screaming tag and running like crazy from the library towards the forest on the edge of the town hoping to escape the madness that had seemed to consume me. Then again maybe it was just the cheese I had eaten in my licence and hopefully I was just sleeping in class and any seccond now would wake up wilth a detention stapled to my blazer but unfortunately that was not the case. As I reached the woods I thought it would be safer to stick to the outskirts of the treeline and hope for the best.

back in the library the mane 6 minus pinkie pie were staring in awe at what had just happpened.

"do you think we should help pinkie?" asked rainbow curiously

"to be honest darling i would be more woried for the thing, whenever someone challenges pinkie to a game of tag she ends up scaring them beyond belief"replied rarity in a tone of shock and worry.

"uhm well if you dont mind my opinion,"whispered fluttershy,"i think we should umm use the stare just to stop it from causing trouble"

"thats a great plan fluttershy"Agreed twilight"but after that you will have to bring him back here and tie him up so i can question him

but first, SPIIKE!"yelled twilight up the stairs

"uugh what twilight you know i like to sleep late on a celday(sunday)"

"sorry to wake you spike but i need you to take a letter for celestia"

dear princess celestia

sorry to disturb you but something of upmost importance has happened.

a strange creature has sudenly apeared in the library and we do not know why if you could reply as soon as possible

your faithfull student

twighlight sparkle

and with a poof of magic smoke it was gone

as hery sat down on a log he realised that he was still carrying his schoolbag

"well this might help i think i still have half a twix bar in here."he said to himself as he took of his bag and opened it.

"hey wait  a minute were are my books" he cried as instead a small card popped out and wacked him square in the face with a loud thwack

l_____________________________________l

l if you are reading this then it means  l

l i am not insane which is good.   l

l and you are in equastria.   l

l wich is not so good. in the bag is   l

l any thing you can imagine. just type  l

l it into yor ipad and it will be there.   l

l good luck and dont get raped         l

l_____________________________________l

Chapter 1

As I sit here writing this I ponder why the hell did I go to school today but meh I'm in pony land now so I might as well get used to it

Chapter 1 in the beginning

After a long day at school I only had one more lesson to go science which as you may or may not know is my worst subject

Not because I'm bad at it.

Moreso that my science teacher belongs in an asylum .

for me I was late as usual and sir decided to test his latest invention the quantum tunnelling device

Or aka portal gun rip-off

"Now then let's get this up and running said my teacher (who will now be called fool for ease)

As it warmed up I decided that for some unnerving and stupid reason that this would be interesting and fun how wrong could I be.

So I went to my seat and sat down waiting for the device to most likely explode in my face wich it didn't surprisingly in fact it actually worked when sir shot it on the ceiling above me but here comes his idiocy that leads to my horrible incarceration on this horrid pony world.any way as sir shot the portal underneath me his aim was rather of so the gun actually hit me.

At first nothing happened but after a few of the most tense seconds of my life a strange warring noise came from beneath me and then a hole the size of a pin prick opened beneath me and gradually it grew wider and wider.

At this point you may be wondering why I have not moved from this spot. Well that is due to the arseholes in my class decided to  put glue in the demonstration area. So as the space hole was opening beneath me I decided to do the one thing I never thought would happen .

I started to pray to every God I could think of.

But unfortunately that was no use as the space hole opened to much and sucked me through it.

meanwhile in ponyville a certain pink pony was bouncing through the town screaming at the top of her lungs

"doozie doozie doooooozie"

As onlookers just ignored her due to her being pinkie pie .

As she crashed through the wall to the ponyville library 5 other mares looked at her.

"Pinkie what the hay I just got this wall rebuilt" said an irate twilight as the others backed away slowly

"More importantly" said rainbow dash "why are you using up my super awesome trick time."

"Sorry girls" replied pinkie "but I just picked up a huge doozie,

I think something big is going to arrive in ponyvile very soon."

At that the girls stopped arguing and stared at pinkie worriedly.

" well then dear I suppose we had better get ready for something rather large" added rarity

As the walls started to shake violently and a deep purple portal opened above them

" fuuuuuuuuuuuck" screamed the voice from within

Several minutes later

"Girls what in tarnation just happened?" Inquired Apple jack in the now once again utterly destroyed library

"I have no idea what it is but I know one thing" replied twilight

"Ooh ooh ooh I love guessing games -"added pinkie but she was interrupted by twilight

"Pinkie this's is a guessing game this is serious.for all we know this could be some thing from another dimension"

"Well you got that right talking horsey thing" replied a dopey voice from under the rubble