It's Kind of a Sexy Story
If Ya Wanted to Know, Just Ask
Integrity Like That Will Always Be Rewarded
It's Funny How Things Just HappenBy Movie Reel----------
There is a field towards the far ends of Sweet Apple Acres that opens up past the countless groves of apple trees. It is a couple of yards of lush grass unblemished from tree stumps. A river cuts right through it. It never flowed too high, anything above your knees stayed dry, and it flowed water clear as the sky in a slow, tranquil stream. It was mah little slice of paradise.
This was always mah favorite place to fuck.
Not just fuck but also bang, bone, bonk, pound, pork, ride, screw, mate, buck, buck senseless, fornicate, copulate, masturbate, slam it, ram it, bam it, pound it, go down on it, hook up, sex up, have a go at it, have a wank, get down, get laid, get busy, get dirty, get lucky, get it on, get a dicking, get a pussying, take Vitamin F, take Vitamin D, blow the meat rod, hide the salami, lay down some pipe, fish for brown trout, yodel in the gulley, mess the sheets, knock boots together, do it, do the nasty, do the deed, do it like rabbits, 69, 71, 68, have a lez-off, sexy times, hanky-panky time, Ah-need-to-be-alone time, flying-solo time, Ah'll-be-in-my-bunk time, go all the way, hit a home run, hit the skins, hit the sheets, hit it and quit it, meet with sexual congress, seal the deal, twerk things out, roll in the hay, and of course, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
But Ah think it's so much fun to fuck. Just let loose the lust hungry animal buried in yer belly until you are a gross, sweaty mass of humping horny nonsense under control to all yer nasty needs. That was the most freeing, the most exciting. However, Ah ain't in the middle of a fuck.
Right now, Ah was making love. Not just to any stranger, but with Twilight. Twilight! One of mah closest friends. Don't you start thinking that Ah planned this to happen. Ah might be a freelance lover (some notnamingnamesRarity might even call the "town slut") but Ah am not the type of person to just share mah bed with mah best friends. Course ah'm happy to share but that's not the point!
So, ya'll might be wondering how we ended up at mah field of wet dreams. Well Twilight needed some help at the library, and we had got to talking about some personal things. Ya'know, how our families were doing, anything happening to us day by day, that sort a thing. Ah'm pretty sure Ah was the one who brought up the sex talk.
Ah was only making a joke, that was true but was still funny, but Twilight went redder than a guilty Big Macintosh in church. She looked so cute when she blushed. She said that she never had sex before. And that's okay sugarcubes, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of. Course me yammering 'bout planting Golden Harvest's carrots where they would not get sunlight, wink wink, weren't helping her. Talking 'bout yer naughty doings doesn't inspire confidence in everybody.
As the most dependable person in town, Ah had to help. She was honest with me about something that was personal for her. Ah admire that and integrity like that should always be rewarded. The only place Ah could think we would have absolute privacy was mah fuck field. Ah was sure I was the only person in the whole world who knew about that spot. Course Ah should check for any cameras. Ah swear some of the boys in this town would beat off to a WEIRD THING if they- Ah'm getting sidetracked.
HOW THEY STARTED. Damn, how can she have such a cute butt from sitting all day?
And so here we are, naked as the day we were born APPLEJACK AND TWILIGHT MAKE LOVE, NAKED, IN THE RIVER.
"Oh. Oh-ooooohhhhh yeah! Attagirl Twilight." Ah moaned as her delicate hand rubbed my wet sex.
Twilight didn't answer, her mouth and spare hand were too focused on mah nipples. She seemed to really like mah breasts. Ah can't blame her. When ah see these D sized beauties every morning ah just wanna splooge all over them if ah could. Whoa! Where the hell did that come from? That- that was weird and Ah shouldn't have said that. Ah'm sure ya'll got the point. Mah tits rock.
Twilight's were nice though. No bigger than a B but gosh they were perky.
"You like mah titties?"
"Mmmhmm." She answered, mouth full of mammary.
AJ pulls Twilight back with effort to smash her soar lips with hers. Heated pants complimented a wet and delirious tongue tango.
"I don't know how much longer I can last." The deflowered virgin admits, hard of breath.
"Come over here, you're gonna love this."
They finish each other off by tribbing on the grass. She made the cutest little squeaks during sex. Hearing her would get any man hard.
"Oh! MmmmmmMMMMMM!!! AH! Applejack! I- AH!"
"You gonna cum?" Ah was close too.
"Yeah!"
"Ya' sure?" It was so much fun to tease her.
"YES! I'M CUMMING!" She screamed.
"Let's come together."
Our hard clits spaz against each other as the powerful shocks of an intense orgasm tackles us both. We collapse on the grass, catching our breath.
"Oh my fucking Celestia!" The librarian shouted in ebbing ecstasy. "That was great."
"It was. Yer weren't bad yerself."
Twilight blushed and tried to hide in mah cleavage. The cheeky little minx just wanted an excuse to motorboat me.
SMALL TALK IN THE AFTERGLOW.
"Have you done this with anyone else?"
"Course Ah- oh, you mean with the girls?" She nodded. "Nah, you are the first one."
"Really?!" She gasped, practically squeeing as she pulled me to her again. "Awww. I'm so honored. I thought you and Rainbow Dash-"
"Rainbow Dash? Puh, Ah wish." And fantasize. "Whd'jya think RD?"
"Well, uh- you two are so close and... well I-I-I-I I just assumed she was gay."
"Ah doubt that's true. But Ah don't think that's not false either."
"She does wear the colors in her hair."
Note to self: Ask Dash if hair color is natural.
She cuddles up with me and starts spooning. TWILIGHT ASKS HOW SHE BECAME SO...
"Slutty?"
"No, no! Iwasn'tgonnasaythat! I meant-"
"It's alright sugarcube."
Ya'll have to understand. This happened when ah was working harder than usual.
Anyway. One day, the Mayor came by.
She started acting real... friendly.
Then she kissed me.
It didn't feel right... and yet... something about it... did.
"I'm sorry Applejack." She looked so ashamed. "I shouldn't have forced myself. We should just pretend that this-"
"Kiss me again."
"What?"
"Ahwantyoutokissmeagain!" Ah just blurted it out.
She kissed me and Ah kissed back. She had me up against the haystacks. Ah was all hers.
After she had her fun with mah... behind. She showed me how good it felt to have mah... uh... apple treasure licked.
"Wait, she put her tongue in your... butthole?"
"Yeah, that's called cunnilingus, sugarcube."
"That's disgusting."
"That's what I thought at first."
"..."
"Don't knock it till you try it."
"...?"
"Oh shut up! Where was Ah?"
So the Mayor and Ah finished what we started.
"Huh. Wouldn't have penned the Mayor as a lesbian."
"Ah didn't either."
"Is that how it began?"
"Well, I think that would be what you would call the... cattlelast?"
"Catalyst."
"Yeah, the catalyst of everything."
Ya' see, ah had kept what happened between me n' the Mayor a secret. Didn't want any rumors to spread about either of us. Ah' hardly slept that night. Mah head was tumbling with weird feelings.
When Ah went to take a shower, Ah looked at mahself in the mirror naked. And ah' realized something: Ah' never noticed how attractive Ah looked. Hell, Ah looked hot! Ah just never noticed how sexy Ah looked. Played with mahself four, five times that day.
"You are pretty sexy." Twilight complimented with a smooch on the collarbone.
Ah kissed her lips in thanks. "Aw, thanks darling."
Ah knew Ah had to do some experimenting. Not gonna lie, it wasn't easy at first. Ah didn't know how to ask or even imply what Ah really had in mind. Dating helped, but Ah' thought it was too slow and it wasn't easy. It's like Ah' was horny all the time.
"So you were
APPLEJACK HAS TROUBLE GETTING A DATE (LAID).
EVENTUALLY GETS A DATE. TALKING WITH HER DATE and where the hell is mah bra?"
"You didn't have one."
"Oh right." So MORE TALKING BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND.
"Wow, sounds like fun."
"Not all the time, honey. STORY OF WHEN SHE WAS CAUGHT WITH A MARRIED MAN."
"Who was your first man?"
"Soarin'."
"SOARIN'?!" She almost drops her skirt.
"Yeah. Remember when the Wonderbolts came to Ponyville on their tour? Well, we kinda hit it off pretty fast. He really liked mah pie. Both ways if ya' know what Ah mean."
Twilight agreed. Both ways if you know what Ah mean. "What happened?"
"Well, we got to rustling in the hay, literally, Big Mac walked in on us."
"Get out!"
"Ah know, right?" Ah'm laughing just thinking about it. "He chased him butt necked with a pitchfork from one side of the farm to the other. Ah still haven't told Rainbow Dash."
"How many lovers do you think you've had?"
"Are you interviewing me now?"
"Well... it would be nice research for later."
"Twilight." There she goes again.
"No, not like a research paper. Just personal notes. And..." She looks at the ground with the cutest pouty face. "...I'm a little curious."
"S'alright, you probably could take notes which'ya. Ah don't know exactly how many but it is a high number. LIST OFF THE LOVERS, MEN AND WOMEN-"
"Macintosh?"
"Shut up." Ah give her a playful smack on the butt.
"What did you do about the Mayor?"
"Well ah had some sit down time with her round the time of SOME CELEBRATION. WE SETTLED THINGS.
"Awww. That's so sweet."
"Yup. Later Ah had a threesome with her and Miss Cherry Jubilee."
"Wow. That's so sweet." She drawled.
"Hehehe, Ah' know."
With both of us fully dressed, Twilight hugged me sincerely. "Thanks Applejack."
We kiss, nice and easy. Tongue was kept to a minimum. "Ain't no problem sugarcube. And don't be afraid to ask to do this again."
So we walked away from the field, hand in hand (well hand on butt in hand on butt).
Ah'm sure Ah will be seeing that field again very soon.
Twilight helped me into mah day-to-day orange shirt. Ah slide her miniskirt up her thighs, keeping some extra time to grope her behind.
"You seem to like my butt a lot." She's blushing again, and not looking in mah eyes. Ah knew full and well where she was staring.
"Not as much as you like mah boobs, sugarcube." Ah wibble mah girls in her face.
She hugged me sincerely.
