A Millions Feathers and a Shell

The tortoise and the hare is a wonderful story, but only if you are looking for a laugh. Slow and steady never won the race for the tortoise, it was ignorance and arrogance that led the stupid hare to lose. The moral of the story is that it doesn't matter what speed you are going, just that you keep going.

That is a complete lie. Complete horse manure.

If you go extremely fast, and then take a break, you were above the competition, and that doesn't mean that you aren't a hard worker. If you go at a steady pace, and don't stop, you will always be doing just the average.

Take it from me. I'm the slowest one of the slowest animals alive, and I'm not a turtle, mind you.