Lunar Pranks and Escapades

by ThatWhale

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character
Length: 5340

Silver spends the day with Luna shit goes down clop ensues.

Silver is the courier for Celestia but he has a slight fear of Luna. Today though he will spend the day with her in an effort to get to know her better. One thing leads to another and he finds himself in way over his head but he is not the stallion to give up.

Not my cover art found on steam unsure of artist.

Published 2015-03-06 08:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-06 08:50:01 UTC

Lunar Pranks and Escapades

It was a rather average day and I was your average pony. Well actually neither of that was true. My name is Silver Crescent but my friend’s call me Silver and I am Princess Celestia’s lead courier. I would usually carry messages between the castle and places like the Griffon Kingdom, Saddle Arabia, and the Minotaur Land.

Back to today, Celestia had organized a day for me to spend with Princess Luna. I have nothing against Luna, she is a great pony and all it’s just some of the things I’ve heard. Some things are from my friends in the Guard but I know they like to mess with me so I take what they say with a grain of salt.

Other things are what I have heard myself. Sometime I fly in late and Celestia asleep and I report to Luna. Maybe it’s me but I have never heard her talk not yelling. The final straw was when I was almost blasted to nothing when she had fallen asleep on the throne. I came in the room and I admit I was being a little quieter than usual. I was walking up, not knowing she was asleep, and I tripped on the carpet spilling my satchel that had a bunch of my bits in it as well as the letter.

As to why I had bits, I travel all over and every once in a while I find a cool trinket that I buy. When my satchel hit the floor it was a great cacophony of noise. I froze when I heard Luna shouting “nice try you foal!” and saw her horn light up I dove at first reaction and there was a bright flash behind me. I wasted no time in taking off and shooting for the door only to be hit with another spell and let me tell you it was not a blast. It was an electric spell. I could do nothing but writhe in pain on the floor while Luna walked over. The spell stopped and I found myself looking at Luna or the last thing I would look at, at this point I was not sure. She took one look at me and then began yelling at me so loud more guards showed up and Celestia. By the time Celestia intervened Luna had stopped yelling and was about to throttle me but Celestia pulled her off. That was why I was a bit nervous about today.

I walked into the castle and headed to the throne room. It was rather early so few ponies were around. I entered the throne room and saw Celestia pacing the floor mumbling something. Her face adopted a smile when she saw me.

“Good morning Silver.”

“Something the matter princess” I said. “You looked distraught?”

“It is nothing you should concern yourself with, just some castle stuff.” I hear the door open and see Luna walk in. I visible tensed up for a second that escaped Celestia’s vision but not Luna’s.

“I see what you mean sis.” She then looks at me. “Come on, we have not met on the best on terms yet.” I take one last look at Celestia then trot over to Luna’s side. As we head out of the throne room I hear Celestia bid us goodbye.

I follow behind Luna till she stops in front of a door that I have seen before but never been into. I wondered what was inside because I had free roam around the castle except for a couple places; this being one of them. I had never been in them but I knew what was in them but when I asked Celestia what was in them she just said they were Luna’s private room. I was beginning to wonder if Celestia herself had been in there.

“and you will be one of a few. How does that make you feel?”

“uhh?” I looked at her my face slightly red. “What?” the first couple of minutes and already she probable thought that I did not care for her other that her being a princess. She just looked at me and smiled.

“I said that this is my private room and only a few ponies have been in here and your one of them.” She pushed open the door with a little magic. I walked in to see what it contained and when I saw I just froze taking it all in. walls covered with games for every console and the consoles to go with them. Luna walked by me giggling.

“So do you like it?”

“It’s…uh…wow this is amazing where did you get all of these?” I trotted over to a wall looking at the games contained.

“I heard this one was sold out in less than half an hour. How did you get it?”

“Well being a princess does have some perks. For example this one has not come out yet; only another 2 months.” I looked at the game she held. It was the new Half Land: Equestrian Warrior. I had been waiting for that game for a long time.

“Ooh can we play that one?”

“Sure. Most ponies half to wait but as princess I pulled some strings to get this.” She puts the game in and brings the controllers over. I eagerly grab one and plop down next to Luna. I look over;

“Expect no mercy.” my completive side rearing its head. She looked over with a smirk.

“Oh it will not be I asking for mercy.” I focus on the screen. This is a match I cannot lose. The game starts, the first round was practice to get used to the controls and see how good the other was. The next match begins. I jump ahead but Luna was not going down without a fight. Back and forth banter in the game and between us.

In the final countdown I pull ahead then I feel something on my back side. I look over and see a giant spider. I let out a girlish scream and jump off the couch. In my distraction Luna lands a final blow winning the match. I look at the spider. It’s fake.

I look over at Luna trying to stifle laughter and failing. She bursts out laughing but I am not amused.

“You cheated I want a rematch, and this time no sneaky stuff.”

“Ok Silver but your face was priceless.” We will see who is laughing soon. I had no plan but improv had never failed me before. The next match starts this time Luna taking the lead but we have seen what can happen. She is in the lead but I am thinking more about what I’m going to do that the game.

A though flashes through my mind and a small smile forms on my mouth. Perfect. Now I focus on the game catching up but she still leads. The game enters finial count down mode. Now is the time. I glance at Luna; she is glued to the game. Good. I slowly stretch out my wing. One last check; still looking at the game. It’s go time. I take my wing and drag the feathers across her cutie mark. This will work or get me killed. Come on Luna’s fun side. She lets out a screech, I finish winning the game.

She looks at me horrified. I think I might have gone too far. Her face morphs into one of trouble.

“Ohh it’s on now!” she makes a wild tackle and me but I dive away and take to the skies in the room. She starts firing spells that I don’t know what there are but I don’t want to know. One spell hits right in front of me hitting the wall. Games go flying everywhere. I dive for the lights in the room, hitting them, making it a challenge. Another spell hits a curtain nocking it off.

New plan: use the curtain to wrap up Luna to win. Operation Biscuits and Gravy is a go. I see the door open and Luna’s shadow there. I hide in the darkness inching closer then strike. It struck me as odd that I was hiding from the princess of the night in the dark but that could wait; I struck now. It was swift and fast no lose ends.

I turn around to shake my butt in Luna’s face then the lights go on.

Luna is hiding across the room suppressing a laugh. Oh buck. I turn around and see a none-too-pleased Celestia. I was shaking my rump and the head of Equestria and goddess of the sun.

“Hi there.” she untangles herself and looks at Luna.

“Can I borrow him for a couple minutes sis?” I can feel the blood draining from my face. I look at Luna, she’s not laughing anymore. I follow Celestia out of the room and into another not far away.

“Imsorryitwasanaccidentitwonthappenagainpleasedontbemadatme.” She looks at me the bursts out laughing. After a while she stops and looks at me.

“Ok ok ok no harm done…” she thinks for a moment then speaks again.

“On second though let’s have some fun one second.” I feel my hearing go down then she speaks again. “Were going to play a prank in Luna. Right now all she and anypony else can hear is me yelling at you but I’m not mad. What we’re going to do is a little questionable but essentially I want to have the fun of walking in on Luna and a stallion getting intimate. It is a little prank for payback but are you in?”

Well this is an interesting offer. From what I see I get laid by Luna, who is pretty sexy and Celestia gets payback. Ok.

“I’ll do it.” I said. No thought.

“Excellent this is going to be the best prank I have done in a while. Cover your ears.” What? I felt my hearing return and grabbed my ears in pain. All of Canterlot could probably hear Celestia’s Royal Canterlot Voice. She finished with AM I CLEAR! I could only nod my head. Her form relaxed and the usual simile adorned her face one again.

She opened the door and I hobbled out Luna was waiting on the other side with a small crowd of ponies. The all left in a hurry when they saw Celestia. She just walked by Luna and smiled at her and continued on down the hall. When she turned to corner Luna looked at me.

“Sorry you shouldn’t have had to listen to that. It was my fault.”

“How was it you fault I was the one shaking my rump in her face?”

“That was pretty funny though. I have never seen anyone do that ever.” Luna said a smile on her face.

“Well at least one of us thinks it is funny.” I remark.

“Yeah, but still that was the most pissed off I have seen Tia in a while. Come on lets go out somewhere in Canterlot for a while.” Well I still had the proposed prank in my mind.

“Yeah lets go.” This day is going to get better I thought to myself.

We were heading out when Luna looked at me.

“Wait, I forgot something be back in a sec.” she trotted off down the hall in the direction of her chambers. I was waiting for a little bit when somepony turned the corner and abruptly ran into me.

“Hey watch where you are going.” What? I looked at who it was. Ah. Prince Blueblood stood in front of me dusting himself off. He looked at me and a snarl adorned his face.

“What are you doing walking around here Silver,” he spat. Well no point in lying.

“I’m waiting for Princess Luna to come back. We’re going out to see Canterlot.” He laughed for a second.

“You are going on a date with Luna. Wow, if she choosing you she must be at a new low, I feel sorry for her” I was about to speak when I saw the mare in question behind Blueblood. The look on her face made my blood run cold.

“THOU DARE SPEAK OF US AND OUR CHOICE OF STALLON LIKE THAT? WOULD THOU LIKE TO SEE US TRULY MAD AND DO SOMETHING WE MIGHT REGRET?” For the second time today it was completely silent. I dared not move. Prince Blueblood was frozen. “WELL?!”

“I’m sorry. Please don’t hurt me.” He squeaked.

“BEGONE FROM OUR SIGHTS AND NEVER SPEAK OF US OR OUR CHOICE OF STALLION LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN! HE IS TWICE THE STALLION YOU WILL EVER BE!” Blueblood ran off faster the Soren going for a pie.

“Come on Silver let us leave before I change my mind.” Ok, fine with me. We exited the castle without further detainment and headed into Canterlot.

In the city we could almost go no further than 20 feet without someone coming up and stealing Luna away. I’m used to this but today is my day with her and I want to spend it with her alone. I can tell Luna is not happy either.

After what was probably one pony to many she leaned over to me.

“Follow me.” She takes to the sky and I follow.

“Anywhere in particular you want to go,” I ask.

“Yes, just wait and you will see.” We flew for about 4 minutes but it was all too short. Watching Luna glide through the air the wind flowing through her feathers and blowing in her mane was a sight to behold. Luna was beautiful, that I knew, but until now I had never seen her like this.

We landed in a clearing that might have had something in it but all I was looking at was Luna.

“Enjoying the view,” she asks.

“Yeah” a quick bop on my nose brings me back to reality and the reality was I had been staring at her for a while.

“Oh, uh sorry Luna.” She just giggles and walks by

“Come on we are almost there, I know you love it.” I follow her to a little path the runs to an opening. I look around my mouth agape. It was a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool surrounded by thick, but not over grown vegetation. It looked untouched by ponies prospering in its undisturbed peace.

“Wow this is beautiful” I said still look around.

“I found it while I was,…well, I was hiding from my sister. We got into a fight. I wasn’t about Nightmare Moon or something big, I really don’t remember but anyway I found this place. It has been my secret for a very long time. I wanted it to be mine and only mine so I put a spell on it where only I can find it. As of right now you are the only other pony in all of Equestria that knows about this place.”

“How long ago did you say you found this,” I asked.

“Oh about 1263 years give or take. But forget that lets go for a swim.” I couldn’t say no to that. I took of my satchel; Luna took of her chest piece, crown, and shoes and set them down. She ran over and jumped in.

“Come on slow guy get in.” Damn she was sexy with a wet mane. I wasted no time and flying over jumping in next to Luna soaking her.

“Hey,” She shouted splashing me playfully. I dove under before she could hit me and came up only to get a face full of water that was shot at me. Luna was over a ways with and enormously large amount of water suspended above her. Oh crap. It moved towards me at an alarming rate.

“Oh crap oh crap!” I shout as I try to swim away. Too late, it dumps. It had to be almost 500 gallons that pushed me under. Revenge is an awful tactic but his time it will work for me. I had taken a big breath of air and now I was using it to help me get across the pool to the water fall.

I came up with plenty of air. Now too see the effects. I peeked out from behind the water fall to see Luna looking for something that was not there: me. The longer I wanted the funnier it got but all coins have two sides. The longer I wanted the madder she would be at me.

After a few minutes she was now going insane seeing as I had not come up yet. I was not done.

I don’t care how pissed she was this was a lot of fun. I took another breath and swam to the middle then went limp and let my body float to the surface. A couple seconds after I hit the surface I was pulled from the water.

“Oh Silver I’m sorry please don’t be hurt. I was almost laughing but somehow I held my composer. I felt something fuzzy on my chest.

“Oh thank god.” She was listening for my heart beat. The next thing she did took me by surprise. She put her lips on mine and blew. My eyes flew open staring into hers. We both froze with Luna lips on mine. She pulled back and I sat up. *whack* Ok I was lying down again now with a black eye

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW I FELT. I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU, YOU IDIOUT. DID YOU JUST DO THIS TO KISS ME?!”

“N-no,” I stammer “it was a prank I didn’t know you were going to do that!

“UGG” Luna stormed off in the direction of the clearing.

“Wait I’m sorry. Luna!” she stopped so I could catch up. When she turned around her face was full of tears.

“What if you were really dead? Celestia would never forgive me. I would never forgive me.”

“Ok I see now,” I said as I wrapped my wings around her. “That was very irresponsible of me. I’m sorry let me make it up to you.”

“How, what are you going to do?” Well that stumped me.

“Well I don’t know, but I’ll figure out how. Come on let’s get dried off.” Luna nods and stands up. I just shake off getting mostly dry; Luna uses magic getting totally dry in a second. She look over and me and laughs.

“Need any help?”

“Yeah that would be appreciated.” I admit. The magic envelops me and a slight tingle and I’m dry. “Thanks. Hey, you want to go back to Canterlot? It’s getting late; I’ll take you out to eat.”

“Ok but when it’s time to pay don’t argue with them about the meal. Wherever we go they will not let me pay for a meal so tonight is on me.”

“But you can’t,” I say “I have to make up for what I did.”

“You can try but they will not let you pay for me.”

“As long as I try I can say that and it won’t be as bad. Anyway where do you want to go?” I ask.

“Actually there is a new place called Amari’s it’s supposed to be pretty good.” says Luna.

“Ok let’s go there.” We both take off and head to the restaurant. We get to the restaurant and it’s packed. “Holy cow do you think they will have room for us.”

“I don’t know” says Luna.

“I’ll go check” I say. I walk up to the counter.

“Hello sir can I help you?” says the pony behind the counter.

“Do you have a table for two?”

“Do you have a reservation?” she replies.

“Uh…no.”

“Sorry I can’t help you. Next in line please.” I walk over to Luna who sends the pony’s talking to her away. “Sorry Luna there is no room for us.” I let out a sigh. “Let’s go” we turn to leave when I hear a pony yell out.

“Wait!” I turn around and she the desk pony running towards me. “Sir, are you with the princess?”

“Yes he is. Is there a problem?” asks Luna.

“We always have a table set aside for the princess and anypony who accompanies her. Follow me.” Me and Luna shoot glances at each other and follow the pony to a table by the window giving an over look to most of Canterlot. The pony leaves us saying a waitress will soon be out to serve us. For now I have Luna all to myself.

As promised a waiter comes and takes our order and sets off to get it. Now seem a good a time as any to bring up this morning.

“Hey Luna”

“Yes Silver?”

“About this morning with Blueblood, when you were mad at Blueblood, you said I was twice the stallion he will ever be, what did you mean by that?”

“Oh...uh…well…uh he is a spoiled brat and you are well…” she looked over and saw me with a mischievous smile on my face. “Hey! You just wanted to see me flustered!” said Luna coming to the realization.

“Maybe” I said. “But come on your cute when you’re flustered.

“I…well thank you.” she said with a blush on her face. I heard a pony clear her throat and saw the waiter with our food. Luna and I both dug in and it was delicious. When we were done the pony came by to collect our dishes. I beckoned her over.

“Yes sir?”

“I’ll take the bill please.”

“The princesses meals and accompanied ponies are free its policy.” She says.

“Come on just this once.” I plead.

“Sorry I’m in no position to break policy, you and the princess can leave whenever you want.” With that she was gone. I looked over at Luna.

“Told you.” she said.

“Well at least I tried. Do you want to head out now?”

“Yes let’s go I have one last thing to show you.” We headed out the door and I looked over at the sun.

“It’s getting late” I said.

“I know; the best part. Come on. ” She took to the sky’s me close behind. We flew a short while until we came upon a lone cloud. I landed on the plush object Luna landing gracefully beside me. We lay down and watched the sun until it was at the edge or the horizon.

“Are you ready?” I nodded. Luna stood up her horn glowing. I watched as the glow enveloped her. As she rose the moon did likewise. I saw dots in her mane glow brighter as countless stars appeared on the black canvas that was the night sky. The night sky with the full moon was comparable to Luna herself in all its beauty; that being said it looked amazing. The glow around Luna dimed and she flew back down to the cloud I was standing on.

“That was the most, no wait second most beautiful thing I have seen ever.” Luna blushed, that adorable face coming back.

“Thank you but I must ask; what is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?”

“You.” A simple answer for a simple question, but one word has a lot of power. The next thing I know Luna I holding me in a hug.

“You don’t know how much that means to me Silver. Ever since I have come back nopony has said thing like that to me. They think that I’m an m-monster. That I don’t need love.” Luna was crying on my shoulder now. I life her head up.

“Everypony needs love especially those that appear not to need it.” I said as I wiped away a tear from her face. Luna pushed forward her lips connecting with mine. Under the moon on a cloud the stars shining brightly it could not have been more perfect. Luna breaks the kiss looking to my eyes.

“Thank you Silver.”

“Anything for you Luna.” We laid next to each other for a little while when Luna looked at me.

“Silver do you want to go back to my room?”

“Yeah it’s getting chilly out here.” We flew back to the castle landing on the porch of Luna’s room. I open the door for her and we both enter. Luna gives me a provocative look.

“So how do you want to do this?” Says Luna.

“Uh…what?”

“You know” she says pushing me onto my back. “We can go slowly” she says giving me a long sensual kiss. “Or we can go fast” she says. “Your choice.”

“Uh…can we do both?” Luna smirks at me.

“Ok” Luna crawls on top of me kissing me as her hoof wanders down to my sheath. As she kisses me she fondles me and can feel myself getting hard. She breaks the kiss, a small string of spittle between our mouths.

She moves her head down until it is at the tip of my cock. She licks slowly from the bottom up and an audible whump as my wings spring to full attention. Her tongue slowly circles around the tip eliciting a moan from me.

“Do you like that you naughty stallion?” a nod is all I can manage as she goes down to lick my sack. She puts it in her mouth running her tongue all over it then pulling back letting them out of her mouth with a pop.

“It would appear that I have not lost my touch” she says. I merely let out a moan. “How about I measure up to see how much of a stallion you are”. With that she moved in for the kill, slathering my stallion hood with her spit. If there was a greatest pleasure in life this is it. She took the tip in her mouth running het tongue around it while making slurping sounds. I put a hoof on the back of her head urging her to take more and she obliged. I felt pleasure like no other as my cock hit the back of her mouth almost entering her throat. Unfortunately for me that was where things went wrong.

The door to the room slammed open, Celestia jumping in yelling.

“Ha, I got you Lulu!” Luna, taken by surprise, accidently bit down right on me still in her mouth before pulling off. The resulting chaos ended with me curled up in a ball holding my crotch, Luna looking horrified, unable to process what just happened, and Celestia looking horrified and what had just happened.

In a flash both mares were at my side. They were babbling about how sorry there were, asking if I was okay, but the only thing in my mind was pain. When I finally looked up, I could only imagine what I looked like. I was still holding my crotch, my eyes brimming with tears. It was going so great but I forgot what Celestia was planning and now I as paying the price.

“Are you okay?” they both asked.

“No.” I choked out. I looked over at Luna, who was freaking out.

“I’m so sorry” she whimpered holding me. Celestia joins her trying to comfort me.

“It was not your fault sister, I walked..erm more like jumped in on you two. It’s my fault.” Luna looked at her suddenly.

“Your right, is it your fault, and you’re going to help me fix it.” She says jabbing a hoof a Celestia.

“How, do you want me to get a medical kit or something?” Luna just shakes her head and leans over to Celestia to whisper something in her ear. After she pulls back a few expressions go over Celestia’s face. Finally they stop and she opens her mouth.

“Do you think he will mind?” They both looked and me and I could feel my heart beat quicken. I swallowed the lump in my throat.

“Wh..what are you going to do to me?” Rather than speak, Luna leaned her head down to give me a kiss. After a moment she pulled back and to my surprise Celestia replaces her. Celestia’s lips were incredibly soft, lightly nipping at mine. I felt Luna nosing around between my legs. When her tongue brushed against my sheathe I pulled back from the kiss with a gasp.

Celestia looked back at me lightly whispering

“Don’t worry; we will make you feel better.” Celestia moved down with Luna and I felt a shudder run through my body as I felt two tongues against my semi erect penis. It didn’t take long for me to get fully hard and to have both princesses slathering my cock in spit. Celestia moved up and started sucking me off while Luna went down to attend to my balls. All the pain from earlier was forgotten as I was serviced by the two mares.

They pulled off after a while, a few strands of spit dripping from their mouths.

“Why did you stop?” I whined “I was so close” Luna just smirks at me.

“What fun would it be if you finished so soon? There is more to do”. With that Luna hops up on my chest and starts grinding on me. I could feel her juices coating the bottom of my shaft and the hear radiating from her snach.

“There is still so much more fun to be had Silver, do you want to finish now?” I would have replied but Celestia sat her flank down on my face lifting het tail so I could her admire her lower lips.

“How about you put that tongue to better use than talking.” She said, giving her hips a wiggle. You didn’t have to tell me twice so I got to work lapping at her folds. On the other end I felt Luna start to impale herself on my cock. The inside of her marehood felt like the softest velvet pulling and my cock. She started moving up and down pleasuring both of us. On top Celestia was moaning loudly, her marehood soaking my muzzle. I decided to get her off as fast as I could and went straight to her clit, assaulting it with my tongue. My method worked and in no time, with a muffled scream she came on my face. I lapped up her juices admiring the taste, that wasn’t that off putting. I felt myself drawing close too.

“Ahhh Luna I’m going to cum!” Luna pulled off leaving me hanging for a second but I saw what was going to happen next. She and Celestia were giving me a hoofjob ready to receive my seed. Both of their hooves were gliding and teasing, but most of all pleasuring me to receive their present.

It wasn’t long before I let out a cry and my penis erupted, painting there waiting muzzles with my cum. Thick ropes fell across their faces in huge volleys ; one, two, three and on, I soon lost count. I fell back on my flank thoroughly exhausted. I looked up again to see Luna and Celestia licking each other off and then a few more licks before my cock finally retreated into my sheathe. Two more thumps as the both fell next to me on the bed. The whole room smelled of dank stank, the princesses smelled like cum and I could only imagine what I smelled like.

Luna looks over at me. “Feel better now?” I gave her a weak smile. Both mares curled up next to me, pulling blanket over us and we all took a well-deserved nap. Before I fell asleep I thought about what had happened today and the numerous events. It was not every day you ended up having a threesome with the princesses of Equestria but you know what they say: all in a day’s work.

Author's Note

Well that took awhile. Tell me what you think good or bad. This is my first story so leave a like.

5 years later and it’s still cringe.
O well.