The tale of a lone human

      I learnt my internal alarm clock is really a bitch at times, for the past hour all I fucking heard was BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. I've been getting annoyed with it and I had almost gone over to the machine just to shut it up when the door opened nearby. All I did was grunt and keep my gaze to the ceiling, I didn't need to know who came in.

      "I can see your awake now." The female voice said to me, "I was beginning to worry that your i jury's might have killed you, or left you injured permantly, but it seems they are healing up fine!" She said, walking over to me.

      After she finished talking, I stared hearing clop. Clop. clop. coming towards me. I rose my head and immediately guesses I was on drugs, for what I saw was not a human in any way, but she was a fucking pony. The thing was white with this wierd hair style, and had a Red Cross on her ass. "Ummm, what drugs did you use on me..." I asked right away.

      The mare looked confused, "What are you talking about?" She asked me giving me a 'really?' Look. "Your not on drugs so what your seeing is real, but my question is how did you get those injures?" She asked me, gesturing to my broken arm and my cut up body.

      "Does falling off a cliff work, cause it's the truth." I said with a bored expression, I hadn't wanted to come to a hospital in the first place. "Now awnser me something, where the fuck am I?" I blurted out, not bothering to watch my mouth with what I said, "I want my awnsers pony!"

      The mare just sighed and spoke up, "You are currently in Ponyville hospital." He white mare said, "And if I may add, you act as if you never seen a talking pony before, surly they must have talked where you came from."

      I gave off a rough humph and spoke, "Nope, ponys where I came from don't speak, only my species speak... Not kile I'm considered it anymore with the ears and tail." I said, "Now, Who the fuck are you and who brought me here." I spoke in a non questioning manor, wanting an awnser either way.

      "Well, my name is Nurse Redheart," the white mare said, then continued on, "The ponies who brought you here were Twilight Sparkle and her friends." Redheart awnsered me, "What about you? What's your name?" She asked.

      "Names Seth, Seth Sheffield." I finally awnsered after a minute of silence. I decided I had enough of this place and could tell my arm was fully healed up and ready to be out of its bonds. "Where's my coat at? There's something I need in it." I told Redheart, who went over and gave me my coat, which had a lot of rips in it. I took out the knife from the sleeve and unshethed it, using it to cut the cast off my arm.

      "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Redheart yelled at me, causing me to wince and lower my ears from the shrill volume of her yell, spher face was one of panic.

      "Releasing my healed arm from its bonds," I grunted, "And please don't yell, my hearing is extremely sensitive right now." I finished, putting the knife away and into my pants pocket. "When can I leave this place? I don't wanna be here any longer then I need to be." I muttered.

      "As soon as Twilight comes and gets you, until then just be patient and don't do anything else reckless. I think she's on her way now." Redheart said, leaving the room and closing the door.

      The first thing that goes into my mind is to ignore her, which I do. I get up off the bed and go to the table where my ripped shirt is, I sigh and put it on again, afterwards I put on my coat and paced the room for at least five minutes when I heared Redheart approaching. I grinned and hid behind a fake plant.

      "Okay Seth Twilights here and you can lea-" Redheart stopped dead when she saw me and my stuff missing. She started going into a panic, not even looking behind the plant to see me grinning.

      'Okay... NOW!' I thought as I jumped out from behind the plant and yelled as loud as I could, "THE GRIM REAPER COMETHS FOR YE SOUL!" After seeing her scream I just fell to the floor, laughing my ass off at her reaction, "AHAHAHA!!! That was awesome!" I yelled out. After the laugh I got up and followed the pissed off Redheart to the lobby, where a lavender unicorn who I proposed as Twilight waited for us.

      "Redheart!? Are you ok? What was all that noice? Did something happen?" Twilight went off into a spree of questions which made the both of us groan.

      "I'm fine Twilight, just Seth giving me a scare is all." Redheart said to the distraught unicorn, who in turn looked at me warily.

      "What? I'm not a fucking museum exhibit." I said after a minute, which startled Twilight and made her jump back into a wall, which in hence made me start laughing again. "Seriously, you ponies make my day." I said, wiping a tear from my eye.

      After a long chat and a lot of papers that I had no clue why I needed to sign them, we were out on the road, walking down the path. "So, what do you do for a living?" I ask Twilight.

      "I'm a librarian." Twilight awnsered, "I'm also Princess Celestia's personal student, who is currently learning the magic of friendship!" Twilight explained to me "What about you Seth? What do you do for a living?" Twilight asked me.

      "Nothing really, I'm still pretty young, and I havent found a job either." I said, shrugging, "Not like I need one anyways, a lot of the jobs here I probably couldn't do." I motioned around the area as we stopped in front of a treehouse, literally, it's a house inside a tree.

      "Well, we're here!" Twilight said happily, "Make yourself at home Seth!" She excitedly said.

      "Jeez, what's got you so exited?" I asked, moving towards the door, "Don't awnser that, I was being retorical." I said as I opened the door and stepped into the dark house. "Jeez where's the fucking lights in this place?" I ask myself. I was unprepared for the light that shot on as soon as I said that.