An Everlasting Eternity

Shit. I passed out again. Will I ever be able to keep my conciousness in my own accord? I don't even have a fucking plan anymore. The doctor will not come and scoop me up likeI hoped. That bitch is such a traitor. My hooves are trembling with disbelief.

Wait. My hooves are trembling and I'm thinking clearly? I must be right side up on some flooring. That is the only way that this is possible. I was upside-down for so long that I cannot realize my equalibrial orientation. I dint feel shackles anymore, so I must be down, but everything is white. I'm in a land of white columns, walls, ceilings, pipes, cells, bars, clocks, chairs, couches...

"It's marble, young one. You aren't dead; in fact, you are far from. These are the holding cells of Tartarus, which we make as luxurious as possible. Everything is made of marble here."

A figure resembling an old pony from Chayna stood befo-

"No internal dialogue while I'm talking! What do you think this is, some crappy fanfiction?! Also, I am Chaynese, so don't even describe my appearance! You can depict my speech how you want, but no physicals! Anyways, it is all marble except the bars. They are calcium cyanide. Very toxic. The contraption keeping it from moisturizing. Moisture brings it to the air, so the contraption is a must. I shall escort you to your cell, sir."

Miss.

"Hey! I call EVERYONE sir, so let me escort you before I call you mother fucking silk farmer!"

Great. He reads my thoughts.

"I read chi, not thoughts. I'm not he either! I'm pseudohermaphrodite and you shall acknowledge me as such!"

He's a son of a bitch! That's what he is.

"It's not he. Anyways, how did you know mother was a bitch? I don't want to go further with this, so go, silk farmer. Silk farmer then went quietly with not a though in mind."

Hey, I'm supposed to do the narration.

"Silk farmer then went QUIETLY with NOT A THOUGHT IN MIND!"

Man, that fucking bitch!

"I'm not fucking bitch. I'm Son of Bitch. They all call me Chay Son."

"Chay Son?"

"I'm Son of Bitch to silk farmer. I can also see that you can talk, so understand my words and get to cell!"