Eternally Yours, Rainbow Dash

Well after that nightmare of a day I decided to visit the fandom favorite and mine, Princess Luna about Rainbow Dash. I mean come on, this registered old Moonbutt's attention since... since... since... that time when... well it's better than talking to Celestia about it that's for sure.

I wanted to just pop in my usual fashion but the last time I did that my head was in my ass for a week so now I have to walk in casually like a good pony. I walked through guards after guards after ugly guards after guards before I found her room. As usual she was asleep and what's even more funny is that she was drooling... wait what kind of dream is she dreaming. Nevermind it wasn't important nor did I want her wrath on me. So I did the only think I could do and let's be honest most of you dream of this idea.

"Wakey wakey Luna!" I chimed as I snapped my fingers, magically dropping a bucket of water onto her.

Luna woke up with a gasp and instantly darted to her hooves with her horn glowing as bright as her sister's horn. She looked around for a few seconds before noticing me as I waved with a lollipop in my hands.

Now we zoom out of the castle to see her blasting me out of the window and over to the horizon. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!" I scream as I...

Wait a minute, what kind of script is this?! Isn't this suppose to be a serious grimdark? Alright Mr. Author, get this through your head and make sure it stays there. I, Discord will not be forced to do a bad comedy story now come back to me when you're serious. I'll be in my trailer if you need me!