Short Stories of a Dad

"Georgie?" My wife said as we were walking to Sarah's school.

"Yes?" I asked with a smile.

"Was I a pain when I was pregnant?"

"Well..."

Flashback

I entered the front door after returning from work. I turned around and saw Octy standing in front of me, heavily pregnant with her front hooves cross and had a angry look on her.

"It took you ten minutes to get home?" She asked with rage behind hear voice. "It mostly takes you five minutes to get back......WHO IS SHE?!?!?!"

End of flashback

"50/50" I simply answered with the best poker face I could mastered.