The Great Chimp Heist

by Passs07

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 317

Alright boys, this is how we're going to steal that chimp

Derpy needs to steal a chimp. Don't ask, just go along with it ok?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-09 06:18:49 UTC

The Heist

One night, Derpy invited Snips and Snails to a meeting

Derpy: Alright, boys. This is how we're going to steal that chimp.

Snips: Why on Equestria do we want to steal a chimp?

Derpy: Gentlemen, this is all about blow. There's enough in it's stomach to insult Mexico

            (Derpy shows a diagram showing how many cocain fitted inside the chimp's stomach)

Derpy: Now the chimp is guarded by Hoity Troity. He's a greasy shyster, but I know just how to stop him.

Snails: How?

Derpy: (Pulls out a table, revealing a missile) A thermonuclear device.

Snips: (sighs) Derpy, let me give you some advice. Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive

           detonation.

Snails: No bombs, Derpy.

Derpy: I guess it's Plan B

Snips: What's Plan B ?

Derpy: Hmmm, you'll see

Snips: Just tell me it doesn't involve that crate of cobras. (points to a crate of cobras)

Snails: (pushes table away) Bah! Plan B's weak as piss! Who the heck put you up to this?

                                                                 DERPY'S FLASHBACK

Derpy is with Fancy Pants on a beach, making a deal

Fancy Pants: Just give me that chimp Derpy, because if you do (Fancy pulls out a briefcase)

Fancy Pants: There's a briefcase full of choco-filled muffins for you

Derpy: (stares at muffins)

Fancy Pants: Zowoooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!

                                                                   THE NEXT DAY

Derpy finally found Hoity Troity with the chimp

Hoity Troity: (eating ice cream) Oh, hello Derpy

Derpy: (tosses the crate of cobras to Hoity)

Hoity Troity: (being attacked by snakes) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Then a chopper arrived, with Snips piloting it. Then Snails tosses a rope ladder to Derpy. She then climbed on the ladder, pulling out a banana to the chimp.

Derpy: Come on, darn it!

The chimp  grabbed the banana and climbed on the ladder as well.

As Snips drives the chopper to Fancy's mansion, Derpy danced for victory for her muffins