Author's Note

This is my first fan fiction. Please comment on what you think for the beginning. I'm going to be telling the rest of the story in I thing first or second person. Would love some advice. Thank you for reading this. I am going to do more chapters later. please leave comments thank you!

prologue

My life was just like any other human on earth. I went to school, hanged out with friends, and did everything a human would do. Then everything changed one uneventful day. I was going through my usual routine that I usually go throughout the day, when I hear a knock on my front door. Sure no big deal just a knock. I opened the door to find three big guys in black suits. Yep they were just standing there staring at me. Next thing I know they’re pointing guns at my face and telling me to come with them so, I do. What did you think I was going to do run? They throw me in a car and start driving and the whole time I was getting my alibies together. They ask about all those songs on my ipad I’ll say that it was my brother. They ask about the porn on my computer I’ll tell them it was my brother. They start asking about bodies then I’ll blame them for losing them. While I’m thinking of all these excuses, we reach are destination. Just a plain military base no big deal. I did write my will already right? Next thing I know I’m in front of the president of the United States and he tells me that I have a special skill. He tells me that my skill makes everyone around me like me. He makes it sound like I am going to train to be a spy and infiltrate enemy camps and help the Government capture them. Did I tell you I tend to be right a lot of times? So, I’m getting recruited at eighteen to be trained as a spy. The first thing I said to him was I thought he’d be taller and he just started laughing.

It’s been almost a year since my training started. They told me how to gather information through any means possible. That means torture, persuasion, hell I’ve been told to go as far as marry the target. They also trained me physically. They did the usual military style, lots of exercise and screaming. They trained me to feel nothing and to follow my orders to the point. They made me the perfect little soldier and then they tell me to wait for them to call. Do you know what it’s like waiting for them? Why do you think it took a year? So, I went home and I waited and waited, then I ate something and waited some more. Then they finally call, talk about keeping a guy waiting. The time had come for my skills to be put to use. I was ready for any kind of mission, Russians, Muslims, Chinese, Japanese, anything. Well almost anything. To tell you the truth this was one mission I didn’t see coming.
I get to the president and when I get there he makes me wait. I had to stand in the white house outside his room and all I had for entertainment was his guard. Do you know how hard it is to get those guys to laugh or even crack a smile? It’s Impossible! Half an hour…. An Hour…. Hour and half later I finally get called in. When I enter the president’s room I find the strangest things on his table. He wants me to do what! Are you kidding me? Is that even possible? I fell back on my plan that I use when things like this happen. I WING IT! So, we both head out to the destination that will begin my very interesting mission.
So we get to the secret location and go inside the secret building. Then I get a lecture by all the scientist’s and military advisors. It’s the usually things with the scientist. They don’t know if it will work so there’s a good chance I’m going to die. If it does work there is no way to do it again so I’m stuck once I go in until my mission comes to an end, when it will end is a mystery to them. They did know one thing: every day I spend in there is a year in here. That’s not really a problem if the mission is a success. Then the military advisers give me a lecture: don’t kill anyone on purpose, don’t piss anyone off, don’t tell anyone why I’m there, don’t on any circumstance marry anyone. They filled me of all the information they could get about where I’m going. If they got their information where I think they did then I’m going to have lots of fun. Then they take me to the machine.

It’s a big round metal circle. It looks all scientisy and junk. It even beeps like they do in the movies. They tell me I have enough time to say goodbye before the machine is fully charged. So, I bear hug the president and tell him that if I get kill by this thing then I’m going to haunt him until the day he dies. So the machine charges up and I will put it bluntly: it turns on connects to an invisible line in the wall behind it and widens the crack to let a human through. That is until someone steps into it. I think the first time someone went into it he got turned into a skeleton. They have him in their science room for demonstration. I’m not kidding, there’s a sign on him that say’s THE EFFECT OF GOING THROUGH A UNSTABLE RIFT IN THE UNIVERSE. I wonder if they’ll do that to me if I die. The sign will say DUMB KID WENT THROUGH RIFT AND DIDN’T SURVIVE. THIS WAS ALL HIS FALT NOT OURS. I step up to the portal, look at everyone around me, scream TALLY-HO, and jump through. Ever watch Doctor Who, well going through the portal is kind of like when he time travels but different. I am flying through this vortex one minute and then the next thing I know I slam headfirst into a midnight color creature. Yep, just slammed right into her. Before I can say anything the creature screams and kicks me into the oppose wall and Knocks me out.

My name is josh. I’m a human being that was trained by the government. I was sent through a portal to a place call Equestria and then got my ass handed by a large, colorful, talking pony. I love this bloody job. From this moment you will be seeing my story unfold. HAVE FUN!