I always hated Mondays back on earth. Every Monday brought work and stress that I tried to get rid of over the weekend. My first Monday in this world led to me getting kicked in the face by a moon goddess. I thought that since I was in a new world that would mean that Mondays would be better. I was wrong, I woke up Monday morning when an earth pony with a bow tie shook me awake and was shouting my name in a harsh whisper.

“Come on wake up. We don’t have long before one of them finds us.” I woke up with a start and shoved the pony away from my face.

“What the hell are you doing here Doctor?” I said angrily. He started to head for the front door and urging me to follow him.
“Come on we have to leave while we can.”

“What is going on?” I asked while getting off the couch.

“The heat cycle started. I took care of twilight but we got to get to my TARDIS before Fluttershy finds us.” I started to follow him but then remembered about Scootaloo.

“I got to get someone…pony. I’ll be right back.” I said while I headed for the stairs. The doctor started pacing the room then moved to the front door to keep watch. I ran up the stairs as quietly as I could. As I passed twilight’s room I could her moaning and what sounded a lot like the Doctor’s sonic screwdriver. I made it to my room and went inside. Scootaloo was still sleeping in my bed so I went up to her and picked her up carefully. She stirred slightly in my arms and started to say something in her sleep but I was too busy going back downstairs to hear what she muttered.

when I got back to the bottom of the staircase; I could see Time Turner prancing and place and beckoning me to hurry up. I came up to him and let him lead the way to his time machine.

“Since when do you let fillies sleep in your room?” He asked as we walked.

“Better my room then where I found her sleeping.” I said bluntly. He was smart enough not to push it and moved to the lead and took me to his TARDIS.

When we go to his time machine I realized it looked just like a police box. He opened the door and let me go inside and when I did I almost walked over a stallion. The whole place was filled with stallions of all kinds. I thought he was kidding when he told me that just about every stallion in town was coming to stay here. I know that twilight’s guards were spending their time in the panic vault but this was ridicules. Futtershy couldn’t be this bad could she? By this time Scootaloo had woken up and was looking around the room. She spotted Sweetie belle and Applebloom first and pointed to where they were sitting.

I set her next to them and moved to where the doctor was. He was busy talking to the control panel, sadly it’s not the weirdest thing I’ve seen a guy do.

“So what are we going to do?”

“We are going to stay in my TARDIS until this thing blows over. She really doesn’t like having so many guys inside her.”

“Yah I bet she’s never had this many guys inside of her before.” I said jokingly. The TARDIS lurched to one side and it caused me to fall to the ground.

“I don’t think she likes you making those kinds of jokes.” The doctor said while petting the control panel again. I got back up and made sure the girls were ok. I was about to start talking to the doctor again when I heard a Pegasus pony say something.

“There’s a stray outside and Fluttershy found him!” Ponies all around the room start talking among themselves. They all said how the pony outside was a goner but no one was making a move to save him. I moved to look through a window at the door and could make out Fluttershy just outside slowly walking up to a unicorn and he looked scared out of his wits.

“Can’t we just open the doors and let him in?” I asked the doctor. He just started shaking his head sadly.

“Maybe I should do it. I bet your TARDIS will feel so much better with someone so big out of her” I said sarcastically. The TARDIS lurched again and the doors opened and I was thrown outside. I walked up to the police box and tried to open the doors but they stayed closed. I turned around and saw Fluttershy staring at me. She stopped walking toward the unicorn and sat in front of me.
“Hey Flutters you know I’m supposed to spend the day with you today.” I said. She smiled sweetly and moved a little closer to me.

“I like that idea. What do you want to do?”

“Why don’t we go back to your cottage and have tea.” I told her while moving in the direction of where she lived. She got up and let me lead the way to her house.

We walked into the cottage and I headed for her kitchen. Within a few minutes I have two hot cups of herbal tea made and gave one to Fluttershy. She moved to the living room and I sat in a chair that was placed in the middle of the room. I took a sip of the tea and savored the takes of the tea then something knocked me out from behind.

I woke up with a tiny white bunny tying a knot to a set of ropes that was around my chest.

“You knocked me out you little rodent.” I hissed while thinking of all the ways to cook rabbit. He just made a hand gesture and moved out of the room. It took me a minute to realize that he shot me a bird and I struggled to get up and kick him. I couldn't move my feet or my arms so I guess they were tied to the chair. I could hear someone just behind me but I couldn’t look behind me to see who it was. A second later Fluttershy walked in front of me.

“Hey Flutters. Your crazy bunny tied me up. Can you see what you can do to get me out?” I said but I really didn’t like the way she was looking at me. She looked me dead in the eyes and moved closer so that her eyes were all I could see.

“Can you do me a favor and mount me if I do.” She commanded. A few seconds when by and I just started to laugh. She took a step back shocked.

“How can you resist my stare?”

I just kept laughing. She waited until I was done before talking again.

“I guess I’ll have to do this the hard way.” She said huskily. She moves back a little and knocked me unconscious.

When I woke up I was still tied to the chair but this time I was wearing nothing but my boxer shorts and Fluttershy was trying her best to use her hoof to get them off. After a couple of failed attempts she tried pulling them off with her teeth. I jumped back when I felt her touching bare skin.

“Can you not do that! I would like to keep my manhood in one piece.” I shout at her. She moved back and stomped the ground angrily.

“I can’t it off and it’s hiding your penis!” She whined. I just looked at her and started to think that the Doctor might have been a little right about her being a threat.

“Well I guess you will have to make it come out.” I said in hopes that she might give up and let me go. She just smiled devilishly.

“I guess I will.” She said moving to the point where she was next to my ear. “I always like a challenge.” I could feel a shiver go down my back and I gulped. This was going to be a long day.

“Runt me.”

“No.”

“Please runt me”

No!”

“You know you want to.”

“No I do not!”

This back in forth game has been going on for what feels like hours. She would ask I would respond. It would a lot easier if I wasn’t tied to a chair and she wasn’t rubbing my leg or doing some other seductive trick.

“Are you done nibbling at my ear yet?”

“Are you horny and going to mount me?”

“No.”

“Then nether am I.”

At first I thought it was funny and maybe a little cute. Now I just wish she give up and let me leave. Honestly if it weren’t for the fact that my sex drive is literally some seperate guy in my head I would have given in by now. Thankfully Antonio had found a way to burn off all the sexual energy being thrusted at me. All I have to do is not get horny. Easier said than done. Its one thing not to think horny another to stop your body from reacting. Never know biology would be my worst enemy. Fluttershy decided at that moment to stop nibbling and just flat out start clopping herself on top of me. Every time she moaned in my ear I would get a shiver go down my back and several things would happen at once. Antonio would increase the speed when banging one of his fantasies while at the same time making new ones, I would clear my head the best I could, and then think of the fattest and ugliest girl I could and imagine her naked. The things I do to avoid boners. After a while she stopped and got off of me and went into the other room. I tried my best to stay awake but I just couldn’t do it. I passed out just as that stupid bunny walked in the room and I could swear he was laughing at me.
Thankfully I had a dreamless sleep on the other hand I didn’t like where I woke up. Good news was I wasn’t in the chair and I could move my arms and legs. The bad news I was in some kind of harness and my arms and legs were just off the ground. I couldn’t really remember what this kind of thing was because I wasn’t into it but I did know what it involve. The gag ball in my mouth gave it away a little and the reason I woke up was because something just hit my ass. Sadly the first question I wondered was where Fluttershy got this stuff. The harness was clearly made for a stallion. A very large stallion. She didn’t say but she didn’t need to. The whips did the talking for her and she wasn’t stopping anytime soon.

She quit eventually but left me hanging literally. Before she quit she took out the gag ball that way my jaw wouldn’t be sore. Of course she did say I would need it later but I tried not to dwell on that thought. I hurt everywhere and the worst part was I was starting to like it. I looked up after a few minute to see the bunny was still in the room and he was just watching the whole time. I couldn’t really tell when Fluttershy was trying out the various whips but I’m certain that bunny was getting off watching. I made a mental note to kick him to the Everfree forest. Fluttershy eventually came back; she takes a lot of breaks when doing this kind of thing. When she was close enough to me I decided to say something.

“You know I enjoy fluffy handcuffs and playboy outfits better.” I said with a laugh. She just started to smile.

“Oh, really…” I stopped laughing and frowned. Me and my big mouth.

I woke up tied to a bed. Guess that meant she didn’t have fluffy handcuffs that fit me. My hands were tied to the bed posts and my legs were in the same spread position. A quick check insured that I was still wearing boxer shorts now all I had to do was wait.
I didn’t have to wait long for her to show up. She was in a very interesting outfit that probably made me very, very excited if I wasn’t trying not to get horny as hell. She would try different tricks and outfits to see if I would break. If I resisted she would change into something new. This game went on for a long time and after a while I was finding it hard to think straight. I had a headache, was covered in sweat, and I think Antonio was running out of ideas to burn of energy. I finally lost it when she pulled out the French maid outfit.

“SWEET JESUS I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! FINE I GIVE IN! GET YOUR HOT ASS OVER HERE AND LET ME FUCK YOU!”

“YAY!”

Her saying that only made me lose whatever self-control I had left.

She was so excited she made a jump onto the bed. She overshoot the distance and flew head first into the head board and knocked herself out. I didn’t know whether to praise the universe or curse so I did both.

“Thank god!”

“Fuck I was this close to losing my virginity!”

“I thought I was done for.”

“So fucking close to getting laid.”

“Will you shut up Antonio?”

“Will you hurry up and fuck someone already?”

I was about to continue the argument I was having with myself but stopped when I saw the bedroom door open.

“So help me bunny if that’s you coming in to get off on Fluttershy tormenting me again I’ll kill you.”

A second latter two stallions walked into the room and headed for me. It was the Doctor and Big mac and I couldn’t be any happier to see them. Big Mac watched the door while the Doctor used his screwdriver to get me out of the ropes. After the ropes where off I got out of the bed and tried to walk. It took a couple attempts but I was able to get out of the room with the doctor following behind me. I found my clothes by the chair and put them on and then headed out the door. The Doctor took the lead and started heading toward the town.

“Thanks for saving me back there. You have no idea what kind of day I just had.” I said gratefully as I walked. The Doctor stopped walking and turned to look at me.

“Guardian, it’s been two weeks since Fluttershy got you. It’s just now safe enough to go outside. Me and Big Mac risked everything to get you.” He said looking at me like I lost my mind. I was about to make a comment when I realized we were missing a pony.

“Where’s Big Mac?”

“He stayed behind to hold off Fluttershy. That brave soul, I’m going to miss him.” The doctor replied continuing to walk through the town. “The TARDIS got so restless she teleported us inside the castle panic vault and kicked everypony out. Then at the Climax of the Heat Cycle pinkie pie somehow go inside and started demanding stallions to mount her. Braeburn opened up the door to the vault, got her attention, and then bolted outside. She chased after him and we haven’t seen or heard him since then. We got about a week left of the Heat Cycle and we’re going to the vault to spend the rest of it there.” I didn’t argue and we continued to head to the castle.

“So what’s the news of the others in the mane six?”

“Well Fluttershy is busy with Big Mac, Braeburn is probably doing Pinkie, rainbow is still at the hospital and the doctors have her strapped down, Rarity is busy making your clothes, Applejack Is bucking the whole acre of apple trees, and Twilight is currently thinking of a way to punish me for stealing my sonic screwdriver back from her. That’s about it.”

“What about the three fillies I was watching two weeks ago?”

“Big Mac was watching them before we left so they should be find for now. Warning though the Heat Cycle effects stallions too, so you might be in trouble soon.”

“Wonderful.”

We made it to the vault without running into any trouble. The Doctor knocked on the door a few times and took a step back and waited for somepony to open it from the inside. Thankfully it opened after a few seconds and I took a step forward to go inside. I turned around to thank the Doctor but found that he was slowly being dragged up the stairs by a purple telekinesis. I was too slow to grab him and he disappeared upstairs, a second later hooves grabbed me and dragged me into the vault. Then the door closed.
I looked around the room to find it packed with stallions. This vault was not meant for this many ponies and a human but that was the least of my problems. I started to move through the crowd hoping to find the three fillies I promised to watch out for. I found them near the back next to a stallion pleasuring himself. That at least explained the smell of sex in the room. I started to walk up to them but they saw my on the way and ran up to me.

“You’re ok!” Sweetie belle shouted while jumping into the air into my open arms. I gathered all three of them into my arms and started checking to see if they were hurt. They looked ok and I carried them all back to where they were earlier. I sat down and laid them on the side that didn’t have a stallion beating his meat. Sweetie belle looked over at the stallion with a confused look on her face.

“What’s he doing?” I didn’t know what to say. This was something that Rarity needed to talk to her about or maybe her friends. Scootaloo turned to sweetie belle and whispered in her ear. She started to look even more confused.

“I don’t get it.”

Appebloom was the next to try and get Sweetie belle to understand. She turned to her and started whispering in her ear. After a few minutes she stopped but Sweetie belle still looked confused. She turned to me and started to whine.

“I still don’t understand. Guardian can you please just tell me what that guy is doing.”

I sighed and gathered the girls in my arms. If I was going to have this discussion with these girls I was going to move somewhere more private and with less stallions. The other reason I moved become clear a few seconds later when I hear a guy start shouting.

“Hey man learn how to aim you got it all on my coat!”

Once I found place that wasn’t packed with stallions I placed the girls on the ground and had them face me. If I was going to have this conversation with one of them they all would have to hear it. So I spent the next hour, I think it was an hour, telling all of them about the birds and bees or maybe it would be called the mares and stallions. When I finished I took a long look at all of them. Sweetie belle was blushing a deep shade of red, Scootaloo was busy gaging and making disgusted faces, and Applebloom looked bored. I guess this stuff was old news for her. No surprise since she lived with Granny Smith. I made sure that they ate something when food was passed around for the day and staid up to guard them when they fell asleep. I made their safety my number one priority. First thing I wanted to do when they woke up was find a pony who could make me a backpack. Hopefully we all can survive a week in this place without anything happening.

I couldn’t find a pony to make a backpack for me. It was easy to find a pony who could but they asked for too much in return. There was no way I was going to give them my left hand for thirty minutes. In the end I just pulled one out of nowhere using pinkie logic: you can find everything you want from nothing. I made sure no pony was looking when I did it because the last thing I need was them all asking me to get them lotion or something. Now that I had a backpack I could move more often. I just made sure to put two of the girls in it and carried the third while we moved. I don’t know how long we were in the vault but after a while the ground got too messy for the girls to walk around on. The last thing I needed was sweetie belle or applebloom going to their sisters covered in stallion sperm. After a while it got hard for me to avoid the growing puddles and to make matters worse I had to keep the girls from messing with the puddles once I found a somewhat empty section in the vault.

“Scootaloo what did I tell you. Stop trying to taste that stuff.” I said sternly while picking her up and moving her away from a puddle for the third time today. I turn around and find Applebloom sniffing a puddle a little ways away. I rushed over to her and picked her up too. “Can you guys not mess with that stuff please?” I walked back to where I left Sweetie Belle before chasing after the others and set them in front of me. “Honesty do you see Sweetie Belle messing with the puddles. If I tell you once not to mess with something then don’t. Why don’t you behave like Sweetie Belle here?” I pointed to where Sweetie belle was sitting only to find myself looking at empty air. “Girls where is Sweetie Belle?” I asked while running my hand through my hair; one of my signs of stress. They just shrugged their shoulders.

“You’re supposed to be the one watching us not the other way around.” Scootaloo said sarcastically.

I let out a heavy breath and pinched two fingers on the ridges of my nose. I grabbed my backpack and had the girls get inside it. Once they were secure I put the backpack on and started to weave through the crowd hoping to spot Sweetie Belle. The girls played a game while I walked.

“Look out puddle to your right.” Applebloom said.

“Watch out there’s one to your left!” Scootaloo said with a start.

“Volcano about to erupt in front of you. Quick dodge out of the splash zone.” They both said together.

I just played along knowing that they were just trying to find a way to have fun. I looked for Sweetie Belle throughout two-thirds of the vault before finding her. She was in one of the corners and there were three earth ponies in from of her. They weren’t full size ponies but were bigger than her. By my guess they were teenagers and when I started to get closer I could hear them talking.

“This is what we’re going to do,” Said the brown pony. “You two are going to hold her down and I’ll do her. Then if you’re lucky I’ll let you take turns.

“Why don’t we all just do her at once?” Said the orange pony.

I stopped when I was a foot away from them. I looked around and saw that many of the nearby stallions were suspiciously looking in every direction but where the three earth ponies were. I guess none of them were going to stop them so that left me. I took off one of the backpack straps and started to walk up to the ponies. I was hoping to talk my way out but I made sure to keep only one strap on just in case things got physical and I needed to throw the girls away from the fight. My worst fear was Sweetie Belle getting hurt but I was certain that I could reach her in time. Then all I had to do is keep her close to my chest and use my body as a shield.

I walked up the rest of the way and stood right behind once of the ponies. They were too busy arguing over who would fuck her first to notice me. There was a part of me that just wanted to start bashing in their skulls but I wanted to avoid violence and decided to start talking.

“There you are Sweetie Belle. I was looking for you everywhere.” I said pretending not to notice the three ponies in front of me. The three ponies jumped around and started staring at me. I had to stop myself from balling up my fist and getting in a fighting position. Instead I kept my hands in my pockets and tried to look relax. Sweetie belle opened her mouth to say something but all that came out was a tiny squeak. She looked terrified and every part of me want to just jump through and grab her but I forced myself to stand still. None of the earth ponies said anything so I just kept talking. “So Sweetie you remember that time a grumpy bear try to attack you and I stopped it.” I lied trying to get her to follow along. Luckily Applebloom and Scootaloo saw what I was trying to do and started to say something.

“I remembered that day. You beat that bear down before it could even get close to her.” Applebloom said trying her hardest to make it sound truthful.

“Yah, you were so awesome beating up that bear!” Scootaloo said maybe a little too excited.

“Who are your friends here Sweetie Belle?” I asked her while looking each pony in the eye. The orange one and the tan one pushed the brown one forward and hid behind him. He opened his mouth and then closed it. He turned to his friends.

“Let’s go.” He said before walking swiftly into the crowd. He friends were quick to follow him and I told Scootaloo and Applebloom to watch my back just in case they decided to come back. I walked up to Sweetie Belle and picked her up. She buried her face into my chest the second I picked her up. I decided to find a new spot to stay and while I looked I sang my lullaby to the girls to help them fall asleep.

It seemed like every moment the ponies were in the vault the worst they got. At first they would just masturbate as often as they could but after a while they just started fucking each other. I use to tell time by the meal cycles but now it was impossible to do that. Most ponies would take more than their share and I would end up with nothing to give the girls. I know that the Heat Cycle effected males too but every moment put the girls in danger.

The breaking point happened right after a food passing. For a while I would catch the stallions eyeing the girls with me. Before I knew it I was surrounded by just about every male in that room. A unicorn stepped up from the crowd and walked up to me.

“I think you should go take a walk outside the vault.”

I nodded and grabbed my backpack. I turned to tell the girls to get ready to go with me but the unicorn used his magic to yank my backpack out of my hand and throw it across the room.

“You’re going to take a walk and you’re going to leave those fillies here and if you know what’s best for you then you won’t come back.”

I knew this was going to happen. A bunch of males stuck in a vault for three weeks while trying to kill their sex urge. Masturbating and fucking each other wasn’t enough; they wanted live females and there were only three in the room. I guess their moral finally broke and now they’re going to go after kids. I guess that’s why I couldn’t find any other female fillies in this vault. I opened my mouth to say something in hopes of somehow talking my way out of the situation but someone started talking before I could and for the first time since I’ve been here I was glad to hear his voice.

“Well this got dark pretty quickly. I love chaos just as much as the next guy but this has gotten too dark for my taste.”

I turned to my right to see discord standing next to me and guarding my flank. “How long have you been in here?” I asked him. He just shrugged and lend over to me.

“I think it would be for the best interest of the fillies behind us that we leave.” He said while keeping his eyes in the same spot he was staring before he moved to me. I looked behind me at the girls who were all huddled to together and shaking in fear then back at discord.

“Well we only have a few options. We could fight our way out-“Discord snapped his fingers and appeared in a roman soldier outfit. I looked down at my body and saw that I was wearing the same thing. He had a shield and sword in his hands and I was holding a spear and shield in my hands. I rolled my eyes and continued to lay out the options. “Or you could teleport us away from this mess.”

“Why do I have to do the teleporting? You can do it, so why not you?” He asked looking slightly agitated.

“I can’t teleport that many people and plus I can only get as far as outside the vault. That won’t help us if these stallions decided to chase after us. You can get all of us to safety without a problem. I’d ask pinkie to do it but from what I hear she is a little busy.” I told him. He huffed and snapped his fingers. Next thing I know he’s gone and when I turn to look at the girls they were gone too. A few seconds later the roman armor and weapon I was wearing disappear; leaving me with nothing but the clothes on my back and my fists. I took a minute for the stallions to realize what just happened and when they figured it out the room got a lot more hostile. The unicorn started to come up to me with his horn lit.

“GET HIM!” He yelled. I spit out a curse and throw a punch at him.

Twilight and the others were standing outside the vault. A few minutes went by and the Doctor joined them.

“Should we open the door? The Heat Cycle is over so it’s safe for everypony inside.” Twilight asked the others.

“I think we should open it. I want to make sure that my sister is ok.” Applejack said

“I agree with applejack dear. I don’t want Sweetie Belle in that room any longer then she needs to be. Celestia knows how dirty it is inside.” Rarity said impatiently.

Seeing that the girls were getting restless, twilight decided to open the door. Her horn lit up as she tried to open the door but the door remained closed. The Doctor walked up to it and started scanning the door with his sonic screwdriver. When he was done he put it back into his saddlebag and turn to the girls.

“We can try knocking.” He said hopefully. Twilight pushed the Doctor aside and went up to the vault door and knock on it several times. After a few seconds the door started to unlock. It opened with a hiss and everyone took a step back when the smell inside hit them. It was pitch black; the lights must have gone out. A few minutes passed and then a body flew out of the vault and landed in front of them. It was a Pegasus. He looked like he was still breathing but was unconscious. No one moved and waited for somepony to come out. Minutes ticked by before they saw movement. Before long Guardian walked out of the vault looking like he just went through Tartarus.

I heard the vault door opened while fighting and when I saw the light of the outside I kicked the Pegasus in front of me out of the door. I walked out myself a few minutes later while trying to get use to the light. I looked around and saw the Doctor, Twilight, Rarity, and Appleajack staring at me and by the looks on their faces I must look terrible.

“What happened in there?” Twilight asked while looking me over to see if I was hurt.

“Where are the girls? Are they ok?” Rarity asked me looking worried.

“I think they are ok. It got ugly inside there and I had Discord take them. Now if you will kindly excuse me I have to go find them and kill Discord.” I said while heading toward the stairs.

“You have something on your face there sugercube.” Applejack said when I walked by her. I just grunted and left the room to go find the girls.

The Doctor walked inside the vault and came back outside a few minutes later. “They are all unconscious. He took out a whole room of stallions.” He said surprised. Twilight started to shake her head back and forth.

“That’s impossible. I don’t know a lot about humans but I know that he couldn’t be able to do that alone. Some of those ponies were trained guards. It’s just impossible… What happened in this room?”

I headed for the treehouse. I had a strong feeling that Discord would have them there. As soon as I climbed up and walked into the treehouse it changed. It was like a mansion inside and it took my ten minutes to find them. They were all gathered in the dining room, or at least one of them, and they were having tea. Discord was sporting a butler’s outfit and was passing around drinks.

When the girls saw me they got up and tackled me in a group hug.

“You’re ok!” Sweetie belle said while clinging onto me and burying her face in my chest.

“You smell something terrible.” Applebloom said.

“You got something on your face.” Scootaloo said before letting go of me and laughing.

I looked at them to see if they were ok and then shot daggers at Discord. He just shrugged and decided it was best to leave me with the girls. As soon as he left the mansion disappeared and we were back inside the treehouse. I looked at each of the fillies and silently thanked Discord for keeping them safe. After a few minutes I picked them up and started heading back to the castle.

“So, this probably was the worst first month of your life going somewhere new.” Sweetie Belle said sadly.

“No, I’ve had worst but it was interesting to tell you the truth.”

She looked up at me and started to smile. “So does that mean you are still going to help us get our cutie marks?” I started to laugh and shaking my head.

“I’m looking forward to it.”

“CUTIE MARK CURSADERS NEW RECRUITERS IS A GO!” They all shouted loudly. I just started to laugh and wondered if every month would end up this crazy. I hoped so…

Author's Note

Ok a few things to say:
One: I REGRET NOTHING.
Two: I wonder if I have crossed that clopflic line.
Three: I apologies if some of you found the parts with fluttershy amateur or stupid. This is the first time I actually tried that kind of style and it may be a little crappy because of that. sorry if applebloom doesn't sound country. I don't know how to do that very well. Hope you enjoyed reading this chapter.