I like creepypastas. Specifically, Eyeless Jack, which is why I dressed up as him for a con.

Anyways, at said con, I met someone dressed up as the 'Merchant' from Resident Evil 4 and he sold me two blood-stained knives that I thought would look well with my Jack outfit, and it was real cheap too! He even had the knives hidden in his coat, like the actual Merchant in the games. The guy was pretty cool, I thought.

Surprisingly, after my purchase, he disappeared and I blacked out. Next thing I know, I'm in a magical world full of pastel-colored ponies. And there was a small white pony right beside me, like she was waiting for me to wake up.

But that was a thousand years ago, now that pony is gone, and I have a new companion. And she's the complete opposite of my first friend.

And I still had my craving for kidneys.