The Northern Pony Islands

by SilverPony98

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 4278

Hafa Adai! Welcome to the CNPI!

Hafa, my name is Steven, and I'm a chief of Saipan and hero of the new found Northern Pony Islands.

It was the end of summer when I woke up to find myself as an anthromorph pony, meaning I still have my human arms and legs. Then I found out that everybody in Saipan has been turned into ponies!

Since I'm the only bipedal being with knowledge of what's going on, I became a chief and everyone is counting on me.

The worst part is this didn't go unnoticed by the UN and the Russians. And now they're racing to get to me and my little ponies.

No humans will ever lay a finger on MY little ponies, and I'll make sure of that.

And why do I feel like I'm in one of those human turns into pony stories?

(Hello, everypony. I'm just trying out writing a unique story about humans turning into ponies. I was inspired to write this after a Japanese school came to celebrate Culture Day with my school.)

[spoiler]Marianas Bronies, anyone?[/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-20 08:47:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Hafa Adai, Saipan!

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

"Hafa Adai! Good morning, Saip - " *click*

I groaned as I rolled over on my bed. It's very disappointing that our summer break has been cut short, now it's August, the first day of my junior year in high school. I picked my phone up from the nightstand, the time on the screen was 6:30, that means I'm going to be late.

"Great, just what I needed!" I grumbled to myself, moving my long bangs away from my eyes and getting up from bed to get ready for school.

I made my way towards the bathroom, my hooves thumping as I went and - wait... I took a few cautious steps forward and looked down.

"WHOA!" I cried out in surprise, my back slamming against the wall as I slid to the ground.

I have hooves! could that mean... I slowly got up on my new legs and carefully made my way towards the bathroom.

Entering the bathroom and turning on the light, I gazed into the mirror and my mind was blown! I have been turned into my OC, Steven! Could this be a dream? This is too good to be true!

I looked at my hands, there's still five of them that's a relief. I have hooves instead of my feet, and I think I'm now seven feet tall instead of five feet.

I then looked at my face in the mirror.

I have a long black mane with brown tints at the front and back, a white diamond on my forehead, and my eyes are orange. I blinked at my reflection, now here's the weird part. I opened my mouth and surprise! I'm still an omnivore!

"This is so cool!" I said happily to myself as I examined my equine ears, I made them twitch and laughed at my reflection. I'm so excited, I can't wait to show my mom and dad!

Just then, I thought about my parents. What will they think or say about me? What if they react in a different way? No, I always prepare before something like this happens.

I quietly went into my parent's room to check on them. Luckily my cry of surprise didn't wake them up, that's good - wait a minute, why are there small lumps on the bed? Unless...

I slowly approached the bed and threw the covers off of my parents. I managed to choke back my gasp of horror as I recoiled in surprise.

I stared in shock at what I saw before me... my parents... they are ponies!

"No... this can't be happening. This has to be a dream!" I said to myself, my hands gripping my head while my parents slept peacefully, oblivious to what happened to them.

I immediately exited the house, running outside as I looked around, seeing my neighbors already out and about as if nothing is happening.

They are all ponies...

A peach brown mare waved at me from across the street, giggling as she gave me a wink and shook her juicy rump at me before strutting away. I scrunched my face up in disgust.

"Hmph, that's typical." I muttered to myself as I sat on my car. I'll just have to wait until everyone wakes up and comes to their senses, wonder what will happen after that.

To pass the time, I wagged my equine tail around. While I did that, I took a selfie with my phone, I didn't realize I was still holding it in my hands the whole time.

The moment I touched the button...

"What the hell?!"

"Holy shit!"

"Where are my hands?!"

"Oh, mierda!"

*click*

I looked at my picture in disappointment. I'm going to delete it and forget I took a selfie.

"Oh boy, this is going to be a very long day today." I muttered, facepalming as I heard multiple screams and curses from my neighbors before jumping off of the car and going back inside the house.

1 Hour Later...

After explaining to my parents what happened, they took it well and were okay with being ponies. After that my parents went about their business, while I sat in front of the radio in my room, tuning in to Power 99. There was nothing interesting yet, just music playing.

After waiting for a while, I soon heard DJ Bones talking on the radio.

"Okay, topic for today. We all have been turned... into ponies." Bones said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "And for those of you that just woke up, please... DO. NOT. PANIC."

"Too late for that." I said with a chuckle.

I listened to a few interesting stuff before walking out of my room, not interested in the music playing. Looks like there's no school for today... or is there?

"Everyone must report to the Garapan Square immediately, it's very important." I heard DJ Bones announced, interrupting the music that was playing.

"Damn it!" I cried, stomping my hoof on the ground as I clutched my phone and earphones. I was going to listen to music and sleep! Oh well, wonder what's gonna happen downtown.

5 Minutes Later...

I brought my parents with me to the Garapan Square, as DJ Bones had instructed in the radio. I just brought along my bag and my phone, so I can listen to music and stuff.

The crowd of angry and confused ponies was amusing enough, next thing I want to see is a couple of ponies wearing grass skirts dancing to Hawaiian songs.

I was so disappointed when I didn't see anybody bipedal like me. However, I caught lots of unwanted attention when me and my parents arrived in the square.

I suddenly felt someone slap my ass as I looked over my shoulder, a blue stallion gave me a perverted smirk. I gave the stallion a death glare as he and his group smiled back at me. Hmph, I'll deal with them later. I gave the stallion the finger and laughed when he realized he had no hands to retaliate as he glared at me.

I snickered when I recognized one certain pony in the crowd. It was Jelson! The poor guy looked like he was experiencing a nightmare.

If I remembered correctly, I told him a few months ago before summer started that we will become ponies one day, except me of course. He laughed at me and said that it was never happening and I was stupid, but it turns out I was correct. Or was it just a coincidence?

When he saw me, I stuck my tongue out, wiggling my fingers beside my head as I teased him. Jelson frowned before looking away.

I sat down on the ground next to my parents and took out my phone. While I tried to adjust my earphones and turned on the music, I cursed as I quickly threw off my earphones.

"Ouch..." I moaned as I rubbed my ears, they were so sensitive.

The crowd soon became quiet when a brown middle aged earth pony stallion approached the makeshift stage and began tapping on the microphone lying on the ground. Huh, it looks like nobody has learned to grip stuff yet.

"Ahem... Hafa Adai, everybody. This is your governor speaking. We have a very serious problem and we need to fix it, we are now ponies, small horses, and this is a very big problem." the governor said, my ears twitched at his chamorro accent.

I was barely paying attention as I began tapping away at my phone, reading the latest stories on fimfiction, while listening to Andrew WK and Goldfinger. The song was somehow similar to my situation.

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After a few hours of listening to music, I felt my parents nudging me. As I looked at them in confusion, they pointed to the stage in the middle of the square as the brown stallion was pointing a hoof at me.

"You over there, the one with the phone." I looked in confusion as my equine ears twitched. Was the governor calling me? I felt my mom and dad nudging me forward as I looked at them nervously, the entire crowd of ponies were looking at ME.

Taking off my earphones, I adjusted them over my ears as I tucked my phone into my bag.

I felt the eyes of the crowd burning at the back of my head as I made my way forward the stage.

"Hafa, what's up, Mr. Governor?" I asked a hint of nervousness in my voice. I don't even know the governor's name at all. The governor looked up at me before speaking in chamorro to his advisors, I think. I only know some words to ask for the restroom and saying hello.

"You are still bipedal, how is that?" the governor asked, gesturing to the mic on the ground.

I picked it up and stood up... oh crap. I'm experiencing stage fright again, as a HUGE crowd of ponies watched me expectedly.

I resisted the urge to shout "I have ebola and I caused this, you're all screwed!" instead I spoke in a calm voice, don't want a riot to break out, right?

"You all have been turned into ponies by some unknown force. You are all going to remain this way unless there's a way to change back or not." I said, trying to explain as best as I could.

I began to feel tension in the air as the ponies began to panic and argue. I started to get annoyed as the crowd of ponies started blaming me for some reason, while my parents looked at me in worry.

I finally snapped as one stallion hurled a rock at me as I dodged it, how he did that was beyond my understanding. I remembered how everyone treated and disrespected me, then I began to feel a powerful surge of power course through my body as I glared angrily at the crowd of ponies.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled, there was suddenly a loud THOOM as lightning struck the ground around the stage, the crowd recoiled in fear and remained deathly silent.

Holy crap... I have my OC's powers too! I felt bad as my parents and everyone recovered from the blast.

The governor had thrown himself to the ground on instinct, him and his advisors trembled in fear as I stood nervously on the stage. Clearing my throat, I slowly raised my hands as the crowd inched back in fear.

"Hey listen, I'm sorry I snapped okay? Right now, we NEED to get through with this." I said as softly as I can. "I mean, what happens if the UN or another country tries to capture us?"

The crowd of ponies began to chatter amongst themselves as I stood silently on the stage. I soon felt a tug on my tail and looked down at the governor as he looked up at me.

"What is your name?" he asked.

"Steven." I said, wondering what he's getting at. The governor nodded before asking me about some things like my hobbies, grades in school, experience and other stuff.

"Since I am a pony and you are still... humanoid, will you lead us?" the governor asked me as I tilted my head in confusion. "You know what is going on here, can you help us?" the governor asked.

"Um... I think I can manage, we'll have to work on some things first." I said, rubbing the back of my head nervously as I looked around at the mass of ponies gathered in the square.

The governor nodded before craning his head down to the microphone on the ground. How rude of me, I forgot to readjust it for him.

"Hey, everyone. This boy will lead us from the get-go. He knows what he's doing, so we can all trust him, yes?" the governor announced to the crowd.

The ponies began whispering to each other and looked at me as I felt shyness come over me again. I didn't notice my hands clasped together like I always do whenever I'm nervous. My parents gave me an assuring smile, melting my fears and doubts as I smiled back.

After a few moments of silence, the crowd began to cheer.

Two Weeks Later...

Ever since I took control of Saipan, I helped ponies who were in need with my psionic abilities. I gained their trust, resulting in me being called "chief" or "captain" as I made sure everypony has a great time adjusting to their new lives.

I now sat on a pedestal in my throne, being nuzzled and cuddled by my harem of mares. I still didn't have a choice when I was forced to have a harem of my own, funny stuff happened after that. No sex, just nuzzling and cuddling, and I'm keeping it like that until I'm ready.

I continued petting the mares down while I thought to myself. I began to wonder and worry about the outcome of what happens next. I'm the only anthromorph pony in this island and everybody else is a pony. It's like those human turns into a pony stories on fimfiction. I wonder if other countries are affected as well, or just the Marianas if I'm correct?

The weird thing is... where did the ships around Saipan go, and the tourists? I never heard or seen any sign of humans, aircraft or ships. It's like they just packed up and left, but it's good to see that the ponies, MY little ponies are all safe. Wait, where did that just come from?

Wait... if everyone in Saipan has been turned into ponies, then... oh no...

I have a very bad feeling about this...

And suddenly, it hit me as I realized the situation that I'm now in.

"I forgot to wear pants!"

Chapter 2: Chief Has Wonderful Hands!

"What is your name?" a voice asked from somewhere. I looked around and saw a silhouette of a man walking around behind a window above me. I suddenly noticed that I was restrained to a chair and tried to snap them off.

"What is your name?" the voice asked again. I felt pissed off as I realized I was in an interrogation cell, and there are humans here. Hmph, they can torture me all they want. I'm not telling them anything.

"Your mother." I replied with a snarl, testing my restraints as the silhouette released a frustrated sigh.

"Where are your ponies hiding?" the voice demanded, impatience in its tone.

"Kiss my flank, you lopsided - nnnngh!" I groaned as electricity coursed through my body.

There was suddenly a very powerful flash of white and then darkness.

I was in a void if nothingness, and remembered that this is just a dream. Am I supposed to wake up now or what? This is starting to creep me out.

"Hello, Steven." a feminine voice said in the void. I instinctively got into a defensive stance and - wait... I recognize that voice! Could it be...

"Celestia, is that you?" I asked, turning in the direction where the voice came from.

As expected, a white alicorn mare with a multicolored mane and tail appeared before me.

"Yes, I was hoping to speak to you. But I didn't expect you to be having a nightmare." the alicorn mare said, giving me a motherly look as I avoided her gaze. "Why is that?" Princess Celestia asked as she stood in front of me.

This is my chance to tell her. Maybe she could help me out.

"Ever since I woke up like this, my people have all been turned into ponies. Now they all look up to me to lead them, to protect them and to help them get through this mess. We are all going through it together." I said as I told her my story and my people's plight.

I started from when I first woke up, my discovery of mine and everybody's transformation and my ascension to chief and taking over Saipan.

After telling the alicorn mare everything, I asked her if there's a way for me and my people to change back. Princess Celestia slowly shook her head, much to my disappointment.

"I'm sorry Steven, I truly am. I don't know what caused this." Princess Celestia said, as I nodded in understanding.

Celestia and I stood in silence for a moment, until I had just one question to ask.

"How did you know my name and how did you enter my dream?" I asked the alicorn mare in an almost accusing tone as she chuckled.

"You have been calling my name too many times, that's why I came here." Princess Celestia replied with a motherly smile. At that time, I was blaming and thinking about Celestia being that bitch from the conversion bureau.

"Can we still communicate with each other?" I asked, if the show is correct about her power and her knowledge of magic, then she's the one who can help me and my people get through this mess.

"Why yes, we can still communicate." Celestia said as she stood up. "It looks like I have to go." the alicorn mare said, giving me an apologetic look.

"Then I'll see you soon." I said as I stood up as well.

"Then I'll see you next time. Take care, Steven." Princess Celestia said as her horn glowed. She gave me a motherly smile before disappearing in a powerful flash of light.

The Next Day...

"Chief, chief. Wake up!"

I grunted as I felt hooves on my shoulders as they shook me awake.

"What is it?" I murmured, swatting away the intruder's hooves.

"Chief, it's very important." the owner of the voice said urgently.

I turned around on the bed to face the pegasus mare that woke me up. It was just Lilly, my girlfriend and assistant in the new founding of the Northern Pony Island kingdom.

Screw governments and presidents and all that crap humans made up. King and Queen will always remain supreme in power!

"What is it, Lilly?" I asked, rubbing my eyes as I slowly got out of bed. The other mares that were sleeping on the bed with me groaned as they nestled back on the bed while I dusted the covers off.

"I need help, can you use your hands on me?" Lilly asked, giving me those cute puppy eyes. Since when did they get effective when they turned into ponies?

"Alright, were does it itch?" I inquired, ready to help my ponies in need.

After a few minutes as I scratched Lilly's belly as she kicked her legs around like a puppy, I gave her a soft pat on the head before heading outside to see if I can play or help my little ponies. At least everybody here is enjoying their lives.

I do enjoy cuddling and nuzzling everybody. Now that they are ponies, they have changed their way of life and I am very glad about that. They used to fight all the time when they were humans, but now all of that is gone for good.

Everypony in Saipan now live good lives and created an unbreakable familial bond with each other, and I'll make sure of that... as long as I live.

In The Afternoon...

I don't know what's wrong with my little ponies today, they always seem to keep their attention on my hands. I had already forgotten about being a human, but I still know what they are capable of. I gotta start improving the military that I've created since my ascension to chief.

When I returned to my throne, I asked Lilly if she knows what's going on with everybody staring at my hands.

Lilly had no idea of what's going on, so she suggested that I go get a check up at the hospital.

Now I'm going to see my doctor... Dr... Lyra?

Um... what the heck? I looked at the paper again, and shook my head in disbelief.

I stood outside the examination room, the door with Dr. Lyra's name on it. I had the examining rooms built for ponies who have problems with their mind and body, with the help of my assistants and city planners. Since then, Saipan's economy has improved over the weeks.

Entering the room, I saw what I thought was Lyra herself. But the mare's voice was different so I calmed myself down, there's no way that this mare will act exactly like Lyra, right?

"What is the problem, chief?" Dr. Lyra asked as she approached me.

"I'm worried about the effects my hands are causing. My ponies are reduced to puppies whenever I pet or tickle them with my hands." I explained as the mare nodded.

Dr. Lyra prodded and examined my hands, she took my right hand and felt around it with her hoof. This went on for a few minutes as she made me do some small tests and movements with my hands and fingers.

"So what's the problem with my hands, doc?" I asked the mint green mare.

"There seems to be no problem with these... beautiful hands." Dr. Lyra said as she held my hand in her hooves. "They're perfect, very perfect." Lyra mumbled as she licked her lips.

I suddenly had a sick feeling that this mare is starting to get very obsessed with my hands.

"I MUST have your hands, chief!" Lyra said loudly, a manic smile on her face as my heart began to beat faster in fear. "It's been so long since I last touched myself to sleep."

I blushed at the mare's last sentence and tried to free my hand from her grip. Good thing she doesn't know how to use her magic, because she's a freaking unicorn!

I was surprised at the mare's strength as I tried to pull my hand away. "Let go of my hand!" I demanded as I managed to yank it away from the mare's grip.

"They're beautiful hands!" Dr. Lyra exclaimed, a crazy smile on her face as she advanced on me. I quicky bolted out of the room, as she gave chase.

"They're beautiful hands! Beautiful hands!" I heard the crazy mare shout as she managed to cross the door that I slammed in her face, making me panic as I ran down the hallways.

"Haaandzzz!" I heard Lyra shout as she galloped after me.

Just where the hell is everybody?!

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I ran into the hospital's cafeteria and grabbed a food tray from a nearby table, then quickly hid next to the door as I heard the crazy mare approaching.

"Beautiful hands! Beautiful - !" BONK

THUD "Hands..."

I stood panting, holding the food tray in my hand as I thought about what to do. I suddenly remembered that I am the only one with hands, while everypony has hooves. I set the tray down and began to think.

"These poor ponies missed what they've lost." I said to myself as I contemplated ways to let my ponies know that they can still use their forehooves as substitutes for hands.

I carefully picked up Dr. Lyra's unconscious form and carried her to the recovery room, she was still grinning like a maniac as she mumbled 'hands' in her sleep.

I wonder why she calls herself Lyra.

10 Minutes Later...

After arranging a full island assembly and giving a small speech, Lilly and I went around with our city planners and our assistants as we helped the ponies to grip stuff with their hooves and mouths. I taught some unicorns to use their magic, telekinesis was the easiest for them to learn. I also taught the pegasi to fly, they later got the hang of it and flew around the place.

"Hey, I can see my house from up here!" one of the pegasi shouted.

It was already sundown as I rested with my back against the trunk of a tree while Lilly rested beside me as we watched our people play and practice in the fields. I suddenly remembered to ask Lilly a question since I just notice that her appearance had changed.

"Hey, Lilly? Why do you look different today?" I asked in curiosity as the mare just chuckled. I was caught off guard when she rolled up on top of me, her hooves pressed against my shoulders.

"I've always known that you liked mares with a more... " Lilly licked her lips, causing me to blush. "...wild side."

"Lilly, what are you - mmmph!" I was surprised as Lilly jammed her lips against mine, I blushed a deep red when her tongue entered my mouth. I soon melted into the kiss and wrapped my arms around Lilly and pulled her closer as we continued making out.

"EEEEYYYY!" both Lilly and I jumped from the sudden noise, breaking away from our kiss when we heard everybody cheering and whistling, making the both of us blush.

"Oh come on, bug off guys!" I shouted, making shooing motions with my hands. "A little privacy here, please?"

"You heard what the chief said, let's go play!" one stallion in the crowd shouted as he ran off into the field, shouting about a game called 'Hoofball' as the others cheered and followed him.

"So, chief... see anything you like?" Lilly asked in a seductive tone as I looked down at her. She laid on her back, her forelegs above her head as she gave me a teasing look. She spread her hindlegs out, making me blush as she smirked. Then Lilly moved her tail away to reveal... her...

Oh my...

Is that her...

"BUENAS DIHAS!"