Monster Hunter : Equestria

      The walk to Twilight's house was a short one. They came to her home that was a tree, one of the more creative house that Butter has seen. 'Not the most creative houses I've seen but it's somewhere on the list. At least it's not built on an old Rathian nest or next to the crater of a active volcano! I hate the heat, though it can't get any worse than that.'

      Twilight than opened the door to reviled the inside of her home. It was a library as well as a home, this made Butter go pale. 'I'm going to sleep in a library, my worst nightmare just became true. Ok, maybe I can sleep on a cloud or go back to the volcano? Are there ANY other options beside this?'

     "You alright Butter?" Asked Rex "You look pale."

     "Yea... I'm alright just... tired." said Butter as he began to think 'And just about to live my worst nightmare. Ok calm down butter, just take a nap here and find a hotel later.' Him and his team went into the place as Twilight closed the door behind her.

     "Ok we have a guest bedroom that one of you can sleep in, my bedroom, and the coach. The kitchen is through that door." She said as she pointed to a doorway. "Other than that just meet us at the barn when you guys wake up."

     "Ok than Twilight, until than" and with that she exited her house leave the team to themselves.

     "So... did any of us see any mares that looks good on the way here?" Asked Rex. This made Butter facehoof.

     "Seriously Rex? Why do you ask that, we just got here."

     "Come on Butter, chicks love monster hunters. By the end of this they should be lining up to-"

     "Ok Rex let me stop you there." Interrupted Grand. "First off me and Butter has a better chance than you."

     "Now just what a minute-"

     "Think a about it Rex, I'm a famous baseball player and a monster hunter to back it up with. And than there's Butter who is the leader of the team and is way better than both of us. Bottom line, if there is a line it's going to be for us." Finished Grand Slam. Rex just glared at him with hate and annoies for what he just said.

     "Fuck you Grand." Said Rex. "-Sigh- Anything else you want to say?" Grand shook his head.

     "Nope, I basically recked you so mission accomplished." Said Grand with a smile.

     "I hate you. So who's going to sleep were? Any idea on how we're going to decide Butter?" They looked at but how still looked pale and deep in thought.

     '-ok than maybe if I do that I can go to the hotel. That got damaged during the attack. Plan- what was it? M, L, G, I think it was Y? Yeah I'm going with Y. So there should be an old castle or something like that in the forest, I just have to find it and find a bed inside. It's going to take a lots of time and with no direction... Ok plan-'

     "BUTTER!" Screamed both Grand Slam and Rex at Butter Hero, this made him jump and interrupted his thoughts on were else he can sleep vs this nightmare of a place. He just really hates libraries, and books, and work, and- you know what if I keep this up this chapter will be over ten thousand words long so let's move on.

      Butter recovered from this and looked at his two teammates "Yes, what do you want?" Butter said with annoyed voice.

     "Well first I want you to stop thinking of places that you'll rather sleep in and second tell Rex I'm sleeping on-"

     "Wait a minute, how did you know I was thinking that?"

     "You and books don't mix in the slightest degree. Me, Grand, and anypony how knows you for a week can tell."

     "Maybe a day for some of them" said Rex

     "So do you want something or are you guys going to keep going on about how I hate books?" Butter said with announce and anger.

     "Can I go with the latter?" Replied Rex clearly trying to annoy Butter.

     'By Celestia it's like Dark talking about Godzilla, it doesn't stop.' Butter sighed "What do you want for the last time?"

     "Well I want you to tell Grand that I'm sleeping at the guest room."

     "That's not happening"

     "Oh yes it is"

     "Not a chance"

     "Enough!" Yelled Butter that was fed up with this argument. "Rex sleeps on Twilight's bed, Grand gets the Geist, and I'll take the couch. Got it?" After finishing this he looked at his teammates, they had a surprised  expression on there face. "What?"

     "I thought you were taking the bedroom."

     "Same."

     "Look, both of you had a rough night. With Grand extended game and with you having a chat with your friend-"

     "She not my friend, she's annoying."

     "She did apologize this morning didn't she?" Grand asked.

     "True, but I can't think straight when I'm sleepy."

     "Join the club Rex" said Butter. "Look, the bottom line is that you both had a rough night so you two should sleep on a bed. You two earned that much." Finished Butter.

     "Thanks Butter." Said Rex as he made his way to the bedroom.

     "Alright than, night. Or morning? Screw it, have a nice nap." Said Grand as he walked to the Guest bedroom. Butter than walked to the couch that already had a blanket and pillow on it. He got himself comfortable than closed his eyes.

     'I just hope I don't have to stay in this nightmare for too long' He though as he drifted into sleep.