What Goes On Behind The Bush...
Before You Read, This Is In First Person View Of Bp, Alright...
"Alright, you ready?" Said Mystery, seeming very, very excited, I could almost hardly believe how he was acting. "Sure." I said boringly, although inside of me, I had this thing that kept pushing me to say yes. "Alright, first, you have to spread your legs apart, then i just have to suck until i lose my energy or you lose your juice." Mystery said, and then I widened my eyes uncomfortably as Mystery sucked my ****, then suddenly, "NO!" I yelled, uncontrollably, and then I flew away, Mystery tried to yell something to me that sounded like, "I___O__Y!" But I could barely hear what he said, so I just ignored it...
The Dress And The Mare...
One day while Bp was roaming around, Mystery came, "Hey Bp, Whatsup?", He said with A big smirk on his face, which made Bp feel very uneasy, and then, Bp blinked, and out of nowhere he was wearing a dress, "What sorcery is this!?" Bp exclaimed, furios. Oh...*Laugh*, I just thought I should have a little fun with you...", Mystery said laughing like crazy. "Grr..." Bp said furious at Mystery. The next day when Bp tried to pull it off, he discovered it would not come off for another week. Bp was even more furios then he had been, so he went to the library to find a counter spell, but by no surprise, everyone laughed at him. Bp just had to get him back for this, so the following week when thee dress finally came off, Bp had a plan, Bp had found a spell that put a dress onto anypony, or so he thought...the spell was called, From Stallion To Mare... which by the details it said in the book, it said to make him look like a mare...he thought it was talking about putting a dress on him, even though he missed an important part that said: This actually turns them into a mare! Do NOT use unless you want this stallion so badly but dont want to be seen kissing a stallion. So later that day he and mystery met up... "Hehe, you looked like a mare!" Said Mystery, "Grr" Bp Exclaimed... "Than how about i put you in a dress!" Yelled Bp, "No dont" Mystery said, still laughing, Zzzzzzzzzzzap! "Oh no, wrong spell..." Said Bp Nervously..."So...you want me as a mare...you got me..." Mystery said... "I REGRET THIS!" Said Bp loudly... but inside, he actually really enjoyed the kiss from Mystery... "Hehe..." He said... Mystery than grinned and said, "Wanna go try something?" Bp then knew that it didnt just change his appearance, it also changed his relationship status with Bp... "Uhh...hehe...Sure..." Bp said... Mystery then brought Bp behind a bush...(THE END OF CHAPTER 1)
