Pinkie Pie Squarepants
Twilight, Pinkie, and Falling Pianos
Previous ChapterNext ChapterTwilight and Pinkie Pie finally made it inside the Crystal Empire. The crystal chandelier began to sparkle and shine off from the sun.
Pinkie and Twilight soon went searching for Discord and Cadence, until Pinkie's tail began to twitch.
"Pinkie, why is your tail twitching?" Twilight asked, looking at Pinkie confusingly.
Pinkie began to look up, and her tiny pink ears began to hear something falling down in Twilight's direction.
"TWILIGHT! MOOOOVE!!!" Pinkie yelled. Twilight still continued to look at Pinkie confusingly.
"Pinkie, there's nothing falling from the sky-" just then, Pinkie cut Twilight off and tackled her to the other side. At that moment, Twilight began to realize that Pinkie was right. A piano fell straight through the indigo ceiling, hitting the crystal floor with broken pieces and keys.
"Discord.....NO NOT THERE!!!! SHINING!" Twilight and Pinkie both heard a shriek similar to Cadence's. Suddenly, a loud moan came from the crystal throne room. Twilight began to blush nervously.
"Pinkie, is it me or did you hear a moan coming from Cadence?" Twilight asked, and began to shake.
"Yeah I heard it, it sounded like Cadence was having se-" Twilight covered Pinkie's mouth before she could finish.
"Don't finish that sentence." Pinkie Pie nodded her head. Suddenly, another moan came from Cadence. Twilight began to shake, sweat, and blush even more. She began to shake little of how Fluttershy would.
"I'M GIVING IN AS MUCH AS I CAN PRINCESS! CAN YOU FEEL IT!" Discord yelled. Twilight soon started to panic.
"Is Cadence really doing the deed with Discord? Am I gonna be a niece to dracona-ponies? What about Shining Armor? Where is my big brother in all of this? Is my sister-in-law really cheating on my big brother?" Pinkie held to Twilight shoulder tightly.
"Don't worry Twilight, I'm sure you sister-in-law isn't doing the deed with Discord. Besides, even if they were, Shining Armor totally wouldn't allow it." Pinkie explained to Twilight. All of a sudden, a yelp came from a familiar and manlier pony. It almost sounded like Shining Armor.
"Discord, it doesn't-" but whatever hit him, had cut him off, "NOOOO!!! NOT IN THE MANHOOD!!" Twilight and Pinkie stood at the closed door in silence. No pony said a word. But in exactly ten seconds, Twilight shrieked.
"NOOOOO! They're in there doing.......OH MY CELESTIA!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!" Twilight began to fly up in the air, and her leg was ready to rage and bust the door open. When she succeeded, she went flying in the throne room in slow motion.
Cadence was sitting in her throne while Discord had a huge platform in his bare paw and claw. Twilight's leg was headed straight towards Shining Armor, who only fell back. Pinkie Pie noticed all this happen and began to laugh. Cadence looked at Twilight surprisingly, and Discord only chuckled and fell to the ground.
"HAHAHA! Oh this is priceless! I thought chaos and disharmony was funny but get this, Twilight kicked her own brother!" Discord said, and continued to laugh.
Pinkie only joined in on his laughter.
"Yeah, and it was all in slow motion too. Like whoosh! Then Shining turned around slowly, and then BAM! Ha ha! That's the second funniest thing Twilight has done all day!" Pinkie chuckled. Twilight grumbled.
Then looked at Cadence, who only shrugged.
Discord, Pinkie Pie, Cadence, Twilight, and Shining Armor were all sitting at the crystal table on their magenta pillow seats. Cadence was using her special aid kit for Shining who had a bruise on his left cheek.
Discord and Pinkie sat next to each other chuckling and cracking up jokes, while Twilight sat at the end of the table pouting.
"Ok, now would a certain-somepony like to explain to me just what the HECK YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!" Shining Armor yelled, very furiously. Pinkie and Discord couldn't help but laugh. Twilight sighed.
"Look I'm sorry for kicking you bro, but me and Pinkie have a reason to be here." Twilight explained.
"Yeah! You see, Twilight's been working on how to activate the mirrors and stuff, and that one mirror that she just so happen to not activate is from another dimension. So we came all the way here to talked to Discord and see if he could help us, since the mirror only attracts strange chaotic magic." Pinkie explained.
Twilight nodded her head at Pinkie and smiled.
"Thank you Pinkie." she said softly. Princess Cadence put the aid kit down for a moment and faced Twilight.
"So if that's why you both are here, why didn't you just knock on the door and tell us?" Cadence asked, with a confused look on her face.
"Because you, Discord, and Shining Armor were making these weird noises and....."
"Take it this way, she thought you all were doing the deed." Pinkie said and giggled. Discord and Shining looked at Twilight and Pinkie very perplexed, while Cadence giggled. Twilight hid her face and blushed.
"Pinkie!" she said out of embarrassment. Cadence laughed a little louder.
"So Twilight, you really think I would stoop that low.......it doesn't sound like a bad idea."
"HONEY!" Shining yelled out. Cadence only giggle a little more.
"I'm just kidding, besides, I'd never take Discord. He's too busy trying to win Fluttershy's heart." Cadence said, which only made Discord blush a little.
"What do you mean trying to win Fluttershy's heart! You may be the Princess of Love, but you aren't the princess of whom I chose to love. Talk to the claw!" Discord stated, with his claw in Cadence's face.
"Anyway Twilight, I was trying to get Discord and Shining Armor to move one of the cake platforms out and give it to Cheese Sandwich. But unfortunately, there were some difficulties and stuff falling." Cadence explained clearly. Twilight and Pinkie only looked at each other then back at Cadence.
"So, you've found a way to activate that mirror?" Shining asked, rubbing a cold ice pack on his check. Twilight nodded her head.
"I think if I finally activate this mirror, I'll be able to finally move on and study them!" Cadence smiled.
"Of course, Twilight Sparkle, the pony who wants to know everything about everything." Discord pledged. Twilight rolled her eyes.
"Look Discord, will you help us or not?" Twilight asked, in a ignorant manner.
"Fine....if I have too. But I'm only doing this for Pinkie Pie, not you Miss Grumpy Pants." Discord shot back.
Cadence handed them keys leading to the basement of the Crystal Empire.
"The mirror is exactly where the other mirror use to be." she yelled, as Twilight, Pinkie, and Discord headed towards that direction.
"This is about to be one crazy experiment...."Twilight mumbled to herself.
Author's Note
Yeah after this chapter...I think I might wanna change the rating ![]()
