Pinkie Pie Squarepants
Pinkie, Cheese, and Spongebob?!
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Spongebob! We've got an order for two krabby patties on the double!"
Spongebob ran to the stove quickly and puffed his chest up.
"Coming right up Squidward!"
He began tapping his chin, then he saw a stack of raw patties on the table from the corner of his eye. He smirked.
"Are ya' ready spat?" he asked, referring to the spatula in his grip, "Lets do this!"
Spongebob hit a backflip, while throwing his spatula in the air. When he made it to his destination, the spatula flew in his grip. Still standing backwards facing the stove, he used his spatula to flip two patties on the stove. When the patties reached the stove successfully, Spongebob's direction was now towards the table with the condiments.
"Sorry for this my love!" Spongebob said to his spatula, as he turned it into a boomerang and flung it towards to table, causing onions, tomatoes, lettuce, and pickles to fly in the air hitting the buns in their proper position.
All that was left was the patties.
When they had became a tender shade of brownish-red, Spongebob changed his spatula back to it's original form, and flipped the patties to there destination.
Once his mission was complete, Spongebob grabbed a tray, put the plates with both patties on it, and rung the bell.
"Two hot flying beauties here on the double Squiddy old pal!" Spongebob said, in his optimistic tone.
Squidward rolled his eyes, then snatched the tray from Spongebob and handed it to the hungry customer.
Spongebob sighed.
"Oh Squidward, it's so boring ya' know?"
Squidward rolled his eyes, knowing he had no choice but to play along, "Oh yes.......I do."
"I mean, it's nice to make krabby patties and see the customers happy but...."
"But.....?"
"It would be nice to see someone or something new."
Squidward sighed, he had to admit that Spongebob was right for once, "As much as it pains me to say this, you're right Spongebob. Seeing these old customers is a bore. If we were to have someone new, maybe this job wouldn't be so boring-"
The door busted open, and two creatures walked in. One collapsed on the floor.
"Oh my gosh! Cheese are you okay?!" Pinkie yelled.
Cheese lifted his head from the ground, "Never better!"
Pinkie turned only to see everyone staring at her and Cheese as if they had never seen them before. But they haven't! Pinkie started nervously laughing, while Cheese struggled trying to get up.
"Umm.......we're new new here." Pinkie stammered, wiping her skirt nervously.
All the male fish, including Squidward, couldn't help but blush. He then left his former harbor and reached Pinkie. He then got down on one knee.
"You are the most incredible being I have ever seen. I am Squidward, how do you do?" Squidward grabbed Pinkie's hand and kissed it. Cheese had witnessed it all and engulfed into flames. He then arose from his spot and smacked Pinkie's hand away from Squidward's grasp.
He then plastered a fake smile on his face and reached his hand out for Squidward's.
"How do ya' do?" Cheese greeted Squidward. Squidward shook his hand in return.
Pinkie then started smelling the aroma coming from the kitchen. She remembered what she had came here for.
"I would like some food please!" Pinkie exclaimed. Everyone turned to her direction again, Spongebob only smiled.
"Two krabby patties, coming right up!" he yelled from the kitchen. Pinkie tilted her head in confusion.
"Krabby Patties?" she asked herself, "what are those?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and gasped in disbelief. They faced Pinkie, staring at her in awe. She backed away close to Cheese who also looked confused.
"Did I say something wrong?" Pinkie asked, Cheese responded with a shrug.
Suddenly, a reddish, crab figure busted through the door closest to the kitchen. He stopped and stared at Pinkie and began to blush.
He had never seen such beauty.
He walked towards her and bowed down.
Cheese sighed, "Not this again."
"Hi! I am Eugene Krabs, owner of this fine restaurant known as the Krusty Krab!"
Pinkie smiled and reached her hand out for a handshake.
"Howdy! I'm Pinkie Pie and this is my buddy Cheese Sandwich! See, we're kinda new here so we haven't tasted your food before." This response only made Krabs smile.
"Well then, let's get you two to a table and get your food ready!" Krabs replied, escorting Pinkie and Cheese to their table.
Once they reached their table, Squidward thought quickly to pull out Pinkie's chair for her.
"Thank you!" she replied.
Spongebob walked out with Cheese and Pinkie's order, placing it lightly on their table.
Pinkie smelled it, and her mouth started to water.
"Smells so good....." Pinkie said, licking her lips.
"Now time for the taste test!" Cheese added.
The party couple both lifted up their burgers, staring at each other giving the signal of when to dig in.
"On the count to three..."
"One..."
"Two..."
"THREE!"
Both Cheese and Pinkie took a big bite of their dish. They are both astonished.
Cheese became teary-eyed, "This is the best sandwich I've ever HAD!" Cheese didn't waste his time, he dug in the rest of his dish.
Pinkie did the same. Spongebob sighed happily.
"Even this proves that I still got it!"
The night hit. Pinkie and Cheese laid on the table exhausted.
Mr. Krabs walked out with his keys in his hand.
"Well you two should be heading home, it is closing time by the way."
Pinkie head arose quickly. She had almost forgot. She was so caught up in the food, drinks, and desserts that this world had, she never focused on a place to stay.
"Uhh...right...home." she then poked Cheese on the forehead.
He swatted her hand away and groaned, "five more minutes."
"Cheese, wake up! It's night time and we have no place to stay! The restaurant is about to close."
Cheese lifted his head up quickly, "WHAAT?!"
He was lucky to catch Spongebob wiping the last table, he was always the last to leave. Cheese waved his hands in the air to catch Spongebob's attention, luckily he saw him and walked towards their table.
"What is it Cheese?" Spongebob asked.
Cheese gulped, "Well....you see-"
Pinkie cut Cheese off, "Me and Cheese aren't exactly from this world, we're ponies from this world called ponyville and we were told to come here and investigate your world but I got so caught up with your delicious sandwich and foods that I forgot to find us a place to stay so for six days may we please please please PLEASE stay at your place?!"
She said it all at once, that it made her collapse on the table.
Cheese slapped his forehead, "PINKIE!"
"What? I couldn't hold it in!"
Spongebob had to think for a minute.
"Well this is surprising news, but don't worry, I'll help you out on your mission! Firstly, tomorrow, we'll start by you guys meeting my other two friends, then telling those two, along with Krabs and Squidward the whole thing. Sound like a plan?"
Cheese looked at Pinkie, she nodded her head.
Cheese took a deep breath, "Alright! We could use the help! The person who sent us here wants us to do a lot of research."
"Great! As for sleeping at my place, I don't mind! I could use the company!"
"Can we go now! My energy level is on a 'I'm-going-to-kill-you' stage." Pinkie complained, laying on the table very fatigued.
Cheese and Spongebob started laughing.
From afar, across from the Krusty Krab at the Chum Bucket, a familiar little pest saw the whole thing go down.
"So....they're from another world eh?"
"It appears so." said a voice coming from a electronic device.
"Interesting, I must know more."
The party couple, along with Spongebob, reached a pineapple building, which appeared to be Spongebob's home. Along the way, Spongebob told Pinkie and Cheese about the Bikini Bottom and all it's wonders. He also learned some stuff about their world too.
"So...." said Spongebob, continuing their previous conversation, "This Sombra guy tried to take over the Crystal Empire, but failed miserably?"
"Mmhm!" Pinkie nodded.
"Sounds familiar, I know a guy just like Sombra. His name is Plankton. He's the restaurant across from the Krusty Krab, him and Mr. Krabs were friends until they had a rivalry against food services. He plots revenge to try to steal the krabby patty formula, heck, I remember he stole Neptune's crown and took it to Shell City. It started a whole bunch of......"
"...Chaos?"
Spongebob looked at Pinkie in disbelief.
"How'd you know?"
"Just a hunch!"
Spongebob smiled, then turned to open his door. Pinkie and Cheese examined his house, and found it quite.....cute.
They were soon greeted by a sky blue snail with a pink lemonade shell, with a huge red swirl and tiny red polka dots.
"GARY!' Spongebob ran to the snail and hugged it with all his might, "I missed you so much buddy!"
Gary's direction was now towards Pinkie and Cheese, who nervously waved.
He meowed in confusion, Spongebob turned his head.
"Oh! Those are just some friends staying that are staying night for a while. They won't harm you." Spongebob ressured Gary.
Spongebob looked at his storage closet. He smiled and walked towards it. Out of the storage closet, there were two green sleeping bags.
"I guess I still had these from me and my friend Patrick's little 'Light' party."
He laid them on the floor carefully and sighed.
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but it's been a long day for me! I'm going to go head to bed, there's snacks in the fridge and counters if you guys get hungry. Night!" Spongebob turned the lights off.
"Night!" Pinkie and Cheese waved to Spongebob as we went upstairs to his room.
Pinkie laid on her sleeping bag and sighed, "FINALLY! WE CAN GET SOME REST! All this walking, and transporting, and meeting people, and EATING has made me tired!" Cheese replied with a laugh, then laid by her side.
Pinkie playfully pushed him away, 'You're too close!"
The two laughed.
"Hey Pink, as much as we're going to go through.......I'm glad to go through it with you."
Pinkie smiled and blushed.
"Yeah...." she agreed, reach out to grab Cheese's hand, "Hey Cheese, promise me something."
"Anything."
"For the six days that will past, promise me that we'll always be in this together."
Cheese was slowly drifting off, but he heard Pinkie's promise.
"Of course."
"Pinkie promise?"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly...." Cheese scooted closer to Pinkie, that she could feel her breathe on him. They shared a gaze.
"....stick a cupcake in my....." Cheese drifted off to sleep, as he scooted down to Pinkie's level.
"Eye...you forgot eye you doofus." Pinkie kissed his forehead and drifted off to sleep in Cheese's arms.
Author's Note
THIS CHAPTER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES! I LOVE IT! ![]()
Now den......time to focus on our problem ![]()
