Celestia needs to orgasm!

by Theorangefox

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1683

How big a problem is an alicorn orgasm?

Princess Celestia wants to relieve herself after an interrupted lewd dream, but the lust of an alicorn can be a big, messy problem.

Published 2015-03-11 23:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-11 23:00:02 UTC

Floodgates

Floodgates

Princess Celestia twisted and turned in her king sized bed disturbing the arrangement of sheets she’d placed on herself. As she turned over again a wide smile spread across her face.

“Oh my, so many guard ponies at once! So many delightful appendages! Yes, I can certainly take more in there, don’t be so shy! Are you worried that your balls might touch? I won’t tell anypony!” Celestia turned again, but suddenly she was rudely awoken by a loud chime from her desk alarm.

“Oh no.” Celestia lifted up her covers with her magic, and for sure there was a huge clear stain on her sheets. She looked down at her flank, and realised she was leaking clear juices right onto the bed, trickling slowly and making a mess. “Oh heavens, I need to finish off!”

“Good morning, sister! We hope thou are rested and ready for another day!” Celestia quickly threw down the covers as her sister burst in nearly scaring her half to death with her ear busting canterlot voice.

“Why yes, um hello Luna. I just got up, but um if you don’t mind I-”

“Sister why are you making your bed pray tell? Today is the day we wash the bedsheets!” Celestia froze on the spot and started to blush, quickly coming up with something.

“No need to worry, dear sister I shall take my own sheets this morning!” Celestia stripped her bed entirely, making sure not a single bit of the wet patch was exposed.

“Dear sister have you forgotten who does our laundry!? One of our housekeepers will be here soon to take them for you!” Luna cocked her head as Celestia got up with the sheets hovering above her head.

“I think they deserve the day off today. T-those poor hard-working ponies!” Celestia quickly left the room, and using her magic teleported the sheets straight to the Canterlot Castle Dump. Celestia wiped her brow, but nearly screamed as she turned to look at the trail she’d left behind.

“CELESTIA, TAKE THINE WHEEL.” There was a loud crash coming from the hallway that Celestia had just dashed down. She quickly trotted back to find her sister clumsily laying on the tiled ground, a shattered vase laying in its smashed remains near her. “I do not know what happened, we simply slipped on something!” Celestia swallowed hard from the warm feeling running down her hind leg. She picked her sister up and dusted her off, but before Luna could reply Celestia teleported herself back to her room. Celestia looked down at the stained carpet and gritted her teeth.

“I have no choice. The royal...toy will have to do!” Celestia checked the coast was clear first. She then peered under her bed, and levitated a large box from underneath. She then opened a nearby draw and brought a key to her which she floated over to her large mirror on the wall. The key entered a lock which turned, and the mirror shone a bright light onto the wall above her mattress. The light faded, leaving a pattern on the wall which Celestia traced over with her glowing horn. The entire pattern glowed, and a hidden safe door in the wall swung open revealing a glowing panel.

Celestia removed her shoe, and applied her hoof to the panel which scanned her hoof three times over before a successful trill of beeps opened another hidden door beneath. She took a key out from it, slipped it into the keyhole in the box and unlocked the box which sprung open. Celestia twitched with excitement as she levitated a huge, golden, diamond encrusted dildo from the box, there was an accompanying bottle of lube, but she definitely wouldn’t be needing that.

Celestia hovered the dildo behind her which had been made with Big Mac's size in mind. She lifted her tail and slowly inserted the toy into her drooling marehood. Celestia felt herself being filled up, and she bit her lip as the medial ring pushed past. The large tool bottomed out inside her, and Celestia gave a sigh of relief as the leaking stopped.

“There, much ahh!” As Celestia bent down to put the box away, the head of the dildo rubbed on her G-spot sending a pang of pleasure down her flanks, she lost control and the dildo slipped out in a flood of juices with a dull thud on the ground. “Oh rats!” Celestia stomped her hooves on the ground, and teleported the dildo away, but in her frustration she suddenly realised something and gasped.

Spike finished making his bed which was a half assed effort as usual. He stood and headed for the bathroom when he suddenly felt a rumble in his stomach. Spike let out a fiery belch, and there was a loud thud as a solid gold object hit the ground.

“Huh, what’s this thing?” Spike traced a claw over it, coating his fingers in the clear sticky juices. He held his claw to his nose and sniffed before sticking it in his mouth. “Hey, it tastes just like cake!” Not too soon after, Twilight Sparkle came in to check up on her number one assistant. She entered with a smile, but then her eyes went wide and her jaw dropped in sheer shock.

“SPIKE!” Twilight snapped. The baby dragon panicked and stopped sucking on the golden object. He looked up at Twilight and wondered why she was blushing like that.

“Oh hey Twilight, Celestia just sent me this! It tastes like cake frosting, it’s delicious!” The golden dildo was snatched from his claws as Twilight boxed it up. “Hey, what gives. Aren’t you going to try some too!?”

“Spike that’s-!” Twilight cut herself off. “Never mind. You’ll understand when you’re older. And be forever traumatised” She thought as she hid the obscene object away. “What was Celestia thinking!? This is one prank too far!” Twilight looked out from her window as Spike frowned, but then he burped up another letter.

Celestia blushed as she put away her quill. She looked behind her, and teleported another object away.

“When is this going to end!?”

Luna stopped in front of the kitchen fridge and opened the door slowly.

“Dear sister, if you have eaten our cake, we will not forgiv-” Luna stopped and stared a while. “What are all these bottles? We demand an explanation, they are taking up the space in this fridge of ours!” Luna read the labels on them which read “PROPERTY OF CELESTIA, DO NOT TOUCH. SERIOUSLY DO NOT.” To Luna, however, they just looked like bottles of water. Luna found her cake slice and closed the fridge heading to more important matters. She trotted past the large fish tank in the hallway, but stopped and brought herself back.

“These fish aren’t swimming at all! Dear sister! We unfortunately announce that our dear fish hath passed on!” Luna looked back at the tank and cocked her head, there seemed to be more bubbles than usual in the tank at the top for some reason unknown to her. Luna called for her sister again, but then she looked up and saw 10 guard ponies all walking together with nervous looks on their faces. They stopped when they saw Luna and averted their gazes. “Pray tell guardians of Canterlot Castle, what seems to be troubling thou?” The guards hesitated and rather than answer carried on their way.

“Excuse us P-Princess Luna. We are late for drill practise!” And with that they all shot off. One followed up behind them trying to catch up, not even noticing Luna standing there.

“It was my first day on the job, first day!” He whined as he caught up with the others.

“Dear sister, the fish need attending to! Where could she be? Ah! Today is swim day, perhaps sister has headed to Ponyville pool! Then we shall come along too!”

The ponyville pool had a huge queue waiting outside the gates. The still waters were waiting to be disturbed by the excited crowd. The lifeguard was slowly taking his time unlocking the gate as the foals jumped about impatiently. Finally the gates opened, and everypony rushed in. Big Mac beat them to it, and done his famous cannonball nearly soaking all the deckchairs. He swam about for a bit, but stopped and felt his mane which seemed rather sticky.

By now everypony else was in.

“The water sure is a lot warmer today, did they install a heating system?” Applejack asked.

“Gee, I must be getting weak, it’s hard to swim today!” Soarin swam past Snips and Snails as he practised his backstroke.

“Hey Snips, does the water always smell like cake frosting!?” Snails asked.

“Don’t be ridiculous! How can water smell? It doesn’t have a nose!” Snips replied. Big Mac had to get out quickly, for some reason his hormones were driving him mad, and he couldn’t swim with his massive erection in the way. He crept unwarily past Princess Luna who had just arrived herself.

“Dear sister, we wish to join thou for our daily swim, and-” Luna stopped and sniffed the air. She dipped her hoof in the water and shuddered. Luna glanced at everypony in the water as her eyes went wide. “Sister, you didn’t. Of all places.” Suddenly her face received a blast of something warm, she turned to see Spike with a water pistol in his claws.

“What happened to your reflexes, Princess Luna? You never let me get a shot in!” Luna couldn’t even reply, she just stood there with her face dripping wet, a look of horror spread across it. Back at Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia breathed a massive sigh of relief as she sat up. A blue coloured, large diamond encrusted dildo slipped out from her nethers. A glowing portal closed where she had sat, and she turned away from the window blushing heavily.

“Well that finally solves that problem. What a relief! I’d better get this thing back where it belongs! I just hope there’s nopony at the pool today!”

Author's Note

POOL'S CLOSED.