Mindless psychology understanding grimdarks

by Vendex Vendexian

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Arch Angel is the new unicorn turned earth pony, also the new psychiatrist of Ponyville. Now he must go through 6 mares and other self proclaim crazies in Ponyville, and survive unscathed by the ordeal, and with his own secrets hiding in his military past, grim dark ponies.

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Mindless train ride

Mindless train ride
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Mindless psychology understanding grimdarks

Mindless train ride

Ponyville, a place of sex craze deviants,and unjustifiable murderers,the populance here is mostly mares, and the mayor order some stallion from an ex-military compound living quarters to come here and evaluate the townsfolk.

"I don't know about this, sure Ponyville citizens are a bit eccentric,but that's no reason to have a two bit ex-special forces stallion corps (SFSC) to be the town's psychologist."Said the conductor from ponyville a brown fur earth pony,sleek blood red mane.Unsuspected of said stallion overheard him.

"I'm sorry, it seems my welcome here was a little bit less enthusiastic then I had first thought."Retorted the unknown stallion from behind the conductor.Surprised and shaken by the young cold voice behind him; he turned around and look at the light tan fur,dark brown mane stallion, yellow intense eyes looking at him with a frown across the well dressed stallion, though tall and muscular for his age the conductor thought he was in his mid twenties, what surprised him even more was the predatory stair the supposed young stallion looked at him. Only the veteran royal guards had that type of looked so calculative,so cold,so much pain in them,he wore dog tags clearly showing, and had a bright metallic sheen to it in the celestial sun, wore brown dress pants, and wore a white undershirt while carrying a worn out black suitcase around with the rest of his stuff.

"So you're the new resident to Ponyville then?"asked the the scared conductor. Clearly annoyed by the stallion's rudeness as well as his lost composer to the situation, said with angst in front of a stallion who never saw war,or death for that matter."Yes I am,but please called me Arch next time you see me OK? See ya have a fun time on your train."Saying it a bit too cheereful as he walked off the train platform, taking a breath of fresh air and taking in the small village around him, though small, there were a large amount of mares here."Great, this place is either stallion depraved or a polygamist society,now where is city hall?" Arch's thoughts were of more about location then surroundings soon passing by large tree. Even if Arch could asked somepony for directions it was the fact that this is his first social life in years,so asking for directions could go from good, to bad in an instant, not to mention his distant demeanor towards other ponies. A life as a soldier in the badlands can do horrible things to a grown stallion's psyche."I hope that this was the right called OOF!"His thoughts interrupted by something heavy and really soft landed on top of him in mid thought, before he could get his bearings a longwinded feminine voice rack his ears in indignation says

,"OHMYCELESTIAYOURNEWHEREHIWELCOMETOPONYVILLE,MYNAMESPINKIEPIEBUTMYFULLNAMEISPINKAMINADIANEPIEYOUGOTTAMEETFRIENDSTHEY'REREALLYNICEASWELLASEVERYPONYOHHWHATSTHATAROUNDYOURNECKITLOOKSLIKEDOGTAGSGOTTAMAKEWELCOMETOPONYVILLEPARTYFORYOUBYE!"

"Party?"It's official ponyville will be the death of me not war, I'm not good with groups, why I decided to go to Collage for psychology degrees PH.d in mindset evaluation sucks!" With Arch shouting while on the ground he heard a couple hoofsteps approach him earning the newcomer a low groan from the down stallion, openings his eyes to he saw mare was the prettiest mare he ever seen her yellow fur, long pink mane, he could see she was trying to hide in her long mane only showing one bright blue eye to him Arch smile inside and out .With newfound strength he pick himself help what surprise him was the mare's soft voice as he did so.

"Oh my, are you okay sir that look like it hurt?" The mare tried to offer an arm for him to lean against but wave a hand in refusal,"Nah I'm fine, been through worse than a little fall anyway what is your name ma'am?"

"Fluttershy".Blinking Arch turned his head towards the smaller mare his ears peak towards her."I didn't quite catch that."

"My name is Fluttershy." The mare in question could see his dog tags against his lean chest trying to hide the blush behind her long mane."Well nice to meet you Fluttershy you may call me Arch Angel, or just Arch if ya want."Smiling he could see she had a hour glass figure, double D breast, under a bright green sweater and tan pants matching well into her child-bearing hips. "ENOUGH OGGLING THE PRETTY MARE LETS JUST ASK HER FOR CITY HALL, I'M STARVING,TIRED AND BESIDES SHE STARTING TO RUB ME THE WRONG WAY." A familiar part of him, he wish he'd hadn't had a two sided conscience an murderer for life will die by the knife. An agitated sigh left his mouth and says,"Do you know where city hall is? I need to a see the mayor on getting a place to stay for while." "Yes I..I could show you city hall is.Follow me that is if you want to." Hiding the blush they began walking towards the direction to city hall in silence a good couple of minutes in Arch broke the silence,"So what is that you do for a living Fluttershy?" Believing in mindless banter with some newpony usually work for new frienships,so why not now. Fluttershy humm for a bit ,eyeing the stallion from the corner of her eye before saying thoughtfully ," I'm an animal caretaker to hurt animals, neglected or just homeless,what is it that you do mister Arch?" "I'm an psychiatrist, and I was ordered by the town mayor to come evaluate the townfolk." Fluttershy look at the light brown stallion before asking a more personal question."Where you in the military before coming here mister Arch?"She saw some strange flames flicker in his eye the longing pained looked across his face said it all she needed to know, but before she could apologize for her choice of words he said coldly. "I was, and I'm proud to serve my country to protect it's citizen,it's freedom,it's princess, and if I was given a choice I would do it again ma'am ."Arch noticed Fluttershy stopped walking and turn around to meet her gaze, then look at what she was looking at ... It was city hall with gigantic word on a large white building ,"Well, shit if its that huge why didn't I find it sooner?"