“Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, I come in the name of the United Human Federation, in the hopes of peace, contact, and prosperity of both our peoples.” The man with two bodyguards gave a respectful bow, in which the two bodyguards followed suit. The human diplomat wore a suit and tie, with brilliant blue hair upon his head, his eyes were sharp like sapphires. More importantly, his armed men were clad in black armor, wielding no weapons in their hands.

The two Crystal Guards looked on with great interest, the news had spread all across Equestria. The Crystal Empire had made contact with explorers from the great unknown. The bipedal creatures known as humans were coming few in number, but nonetheless bore great gifts from their world for the hope of peace.

Humanity had risen more than being nomadic peoples, a desire to explore what laid beyond their own hemispherical existence. The humans did their best to explain their technology whilst the ponies with the incredible magic they held.

Ever since first contact, trade increased and Equestria flourished with human goods. A fascination with a new world led the market for more research and expedition for Equestria. Humans who journeyed into Equestria were harshly, but equally vetted to explore the pristine and perfect new world. This privilege was never open to the entire population due to the fear of people planning to exploit the innocent population.

Now, only two years passed, and the diplomat, by the name of Richard S. Baxton, was trusted well with the princess of Crystal Empire.

“Hey, Richard, do you remember when you first appeared here?” a young adult Flurry Heart asked, giggling. “You were so formal to my mother!”

The young princess bolstered a regal posture, yet was casual in one aspect. The human, Richard, sat next to the princess.

Richard smiled and gave a laugh. “Formality for the royalty and one of importance must be respected!” He said. “Princess Flurry Heart.” he added with a wink.

“I told you, when we’re alone, just call me Flurry Heart!” she pouted. “And you’re sure that Ebony and Envy aren’t listening, right?”

“No, we’re not.” a female voice replied. The two black armored bodyguards sat in the dark. “We’re entertaining ourselves with chess anyway.” The one named Envy spoke, even though her armor was black, it was streaked a vein of a deep purple.

“But I don’t see a chessboard!” Flurry Heart said, blushing profusely. Their secret love meeting was always interrupted with the two A.I.s.

“Flurry, dear, like I said before, Ebony and Envy are artificial intelligence. They’re playing virtual chess! Also, they only answer to me and you.”

“Ha, funny.” the one named Ebony replied. Her armor was covered in a nice brown finish, a bit different from her sister A.I. “But Sir Richard is of royalty. We must be with him at all costs.”

“You don’t see my guards with me!!” Flurry Heart retorted.

“You would if you were in a different world, literally dimensions away from your own!” Ebony said. “I only ask of you to not make love in here. You’ll ruin my calculations with that hideous sound of ‘kissing’.”

“Oh? An A.I. messing up a calculation?” Envy replied with a smug tone. “Just because of a hormonal shift of balance of carbon based life forms?”

“I already planned more than a million moves ahead, you scrap metal!”

“Only a million? What are you, a microwave?”

“Flurry Heart, I do deeply apologize for my A.I.s to be like this. They can be…” He paused. “A pain in the ass.”

“Your royal ass is going to be pummeled with my fury in chess!” Ebony snapped to Richard.

“They’re just like sisters for you,” Flurry Heart commented, giving a soft smile. “Like older sisters, right?”

“I mean, I do have older sisters, but nothing like Ebony and Envy here. My human sisters are actually, er, pleasant.”

“Watch your pretty mouth, my prince, it’d be a shame if a metal fist met it.” Envy commented.

“Anyway, Flurry, I hope you understand why we keep our relationship private. Major discord will emerge from my homeworld as with your parent’s outrage. Would I never invoke your mother’s wrath.”

Flurry Heart smiled. “The way you talk reminds me of Auntie Luna. Always posh, establishing eloquent and rather boisterous words as means of communication!”

“Why, Flurry?”

“I love you, Richard.”

Richard blushed. “I love you too.”

“Ooooh, it’s getting hot in here!!” Ebony whooped, while Envy clapped her hands.

“Why do they always ruin the moment?” Flurry Heart said underneath her breath.

“Those very words scream every fiber of my being as well.” Richard added.

“Sir Richard! It’s so nice to see you again!” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed with glee. “I absolutely am in love with all the machinery your people had built! Especially the dual vortex core in the-”

“T-Twilight, please!” Flurry Heart hushed. “Not like last time.”

The alicorn of friendship flushed in embarrassment. “Oh. Yes. Right.” She cleared her throat.

Richard wiped the sweat of his brow, knowing full well he had dodged a bullet. “S-Salutations, Princess Twilight.” he said with a bow.

“No need for such formalities, Sir Richard. We’re all friends here!”

“I hope so.” Envy whispered, earning a snicker from Ebony.

“Anyway, today, we’re having a banquet to celebrate the second year ever since first contact!” Twilight exclaimed with a bright smile. “We hope to have both pony and human food at our plates and have a nice dinner!”

“Pony food? Human food? Twilight, if it’s food, it’s food!” a cheery pink pony chimed in. It was none other than Pinkie Pie. She stretched her head forward and whispered into Richard’s ear. “And I know you love my cotton candy.” She suddenly yelled. “But wait until you see the tower I made!!”

“Tower? Cotton candy?” Richard asked, hiding his excitement of the sweet treat. Cotton candy was seen as a commoner treat at his homeworld, but it was a delicacy that he could not resist. Only Pinkie Pie knew of this secret. And of course, Flurry Heart. She was visibly trying hard not to laugh at Richard’s facial expression.

Richard woke up to the darkness and groaned. The talk with Pinkie was the last thing he remembered. Anything after that was not recollected. But a cotton candy tower? He groaned louder and rubbed his head.

Oh, that’s right!

The banquet!

He tried to get up, but the cold shackles around his ankles pinned him down to the ground. Luckily, only his head was sore, but he wasn’t harmed. The cold stone walls was only spelling dread, but it was a daunting feeling when the dungeons sparkled beautifully with the Empire’s gems.

“Oh? Awake already?” a familiar voice spoke. The friendly face of Princess Cadence appeared with a smile. “Richard, I’m glad you’re well!”

“Ah, heh, well? Yes, milady, I am. But why am I stripped naked?”

“Richard, Richard, Richard, we’re both of royalty. Drop the honorifics.” Princess Cadence said very sweetly. “You’re not in any danger in any way.”

“I-I had hoped so! It gladdens me to see your face!” His face went devoid of color. “D-Did I go cause a ruckus at the banquet?”

Princess Cadence shook her head. “I only brought you here to talk.” She was teleported inside of his cell. “My dear Richard.”

He was relieved and readied his shackles outward, ready to have his bindings unlock. But Cadence stood there with a smug grin. “You think I’m going to release you when you’ve been having such a ludicrous affair with my sweet dear daughter?”

Richard’s smile fell into a droop. He fell silent, but that didn’t please Cadence. “What do you have to say to that, Richard?”

“I-I deeply apologize for having a relationship with your daughter, P-Prin, er, Cadence! I did not mean any malice or have any intent like that!” he pleaded.

“Oh, do you mean that?” Cadence asked, walking back and forth slowly in front of the human in binds.

“Yes!” Richard said, earning a warm smile from Cadence.

“Good!” Cadence said, using her magic to undo the shackles.

Richard’s face swelled in relief and stood up on his two feet. “Thank you for understanding, Cadence! I will never forget this!”

“Oh, you won’t. Hear my demands first.”

Richard was red in the face, seeing eye to eye with a royal spread out vagina. Alien pussy. Literally out of this world.

“Why the long wait, Richard?” Cadence said, blushing red in the face. “You’re only going to stare? Not nice to keep a lady waiting.”

Richard bit his bottom lip. These were her demands? Anything political or economic he could deal with. But with his body? He grimaced and stared at Cadence’s wet cunt. He only wondered why she would bind the shackles onto herself that was on him moments before.

He gave a tsk. Cadence wasn’t lying about using his relationship as blackmail to provoke a war. Such a peaceful country with no war would had to-

He felt an unknown force push his face into Cadence’s spread pussy, which made her moan in pleasure. “O-Ohh, yes!!” she said, with her horn lit in a magical essence. “N-Now, do it without my help. You’re a man plenty experienced with a female, aren’t you?” she asked. Her horn dimmed, leaving Richard free of her magical power.

Richard pulled his face out from the princess’ ass, to only take in the smell. The smell was heavenly… And sweet. He found his tongue to be deep inside Cadence’s pussy again, licking every inch inside of her. His hot breath only made it pleasurable for the pretty pink pony princess.

The human grabbed her legs to get a better grip. His tongue swept around her quivering vagina, which gushed out delicious candy-like fluid. It tasted just like it. Cotton candy. It was so irresistible to his tongue!

Soon, Richard began to be out of breath and finally gasped for a breath of fresh air. The excitement in the air had fueled his erection, which was grinding against Cadence’s hooves.

“My, my Richard, you sure to have an impressive penis. Much bigger than my husband’s!” Cadence said, blushing even more now. She shook her ass and rubbed it against Richard’s thigh. “Put it in, big boy!”

Without hesitation, Richard plunged his member deep within her small hole. Her tight pink body gripped his large penis, her hot body only provoking his own to move. He grabbed the pony’s tiny waist and began to thrust in and out of her. Cadence could feel the rough touch of human using her body due to his lust. This human aggression turned her on even more.

Her rump hit against Richard’s pelvis, the point of his dick’s deepest point inside of her. Her body began to quiver with the tight hot grip of her pussy on his throbbing cock. Cadence could hear his breath became shorter, but he still kept on going. No stallion had this amount of stamina, but this human was handling her lust like none other.

All of the sudden, with one final thrust, Richard moaned loudly, unleashing his sperm inside of Cadence. Her womb filled up with the thick white liquid and began to drip onto the dungeon floor. Cadence’s legs was shaking, never has her body felt this much pleasure before.

“My dear Richard,” she said before falling down to the floor. “L-Let’s hope I don’t get pregnant and bear your child.”

Richard only gulped when seeing his seed slowly seep out of Cadence’s tired pussy.

Needless to say, this was the most unexpected story. The princess of the Crystal Empire never had intentions to go to war, but rather only had deviant plans with an alien in her bed.

Richard was shocked to hear of this, and Cadence assured her that it was all going to be a secret.

It also meant that the human prince and diplomat laid with the princess of the Crystal Empire almost every night.

Cadence assured that with this, she was fine with having Flurry Heart date him.

And of course, Flurry Heart always wondered why his dearest was always exhausted.

To only think that the inhabitants of Equestria was trying to find a solution with the sexual frustrations and stress of their mares.

Author's Note

Don't judge me.
A quickie is a quickie.