Prolougue/Introduction (Characters, storyline, disclaimers)
Prolougue/Introduction (Characters, storyline, disclaimers)
(DISCLAIMER: Contains references to the shennanigans that happen on my favorite gaming server.)
Once upon a time,
in an alternate universe
created by a master of randomness
a cat lived in a kingdom
that was ruled by few creatures
that created harmony for all
banishing the bad guys to the moon
until they apologized for their wrongs.
The few creatures
were not often seen
they would give gifts to the villagers
and they all lived under the creatures
their spirits embedded into everyday things
one, a sea animal
another, an opposum
more, from ponies to dragons
have yet to be found.
There once was a fish
who learned to make universes
the fish soon found a lobster
one that soon turned the universe over to a pony
however that pony drifted off into distraction
soon after promoting the fish
to deputy of the peaceful clan
in the universe.
The fish took over after the drift away
attempting to make the citizens sway
with beautiful things that are popular today
I say.
Now, the pony came back
and began to attack
the second-in-command team
for turning the universe a shade of green
Eventually though
the fish thought so
he should talk to the pony
and it left, leaving behind harmony.
(DISCLAIMER: Not meant to harm anything in any shape or form.)
"Da
? WTFluff?" the gray cat questioned, finding mail in her mailbox for once. She opened the letter up, finding that it was written to her.
It said:
Dear loyal subject,
I am in need of a relaxing vacation, and I will be dropping my pet off with you and all of his items at 4PM. Do, please, take caution when huggling him, as he sometimes has moon dust stuck on his fur and I inform you it is sharper than Derpam's Pet Litter.
Happy regards,
~Luna
Space noticed it was almost 4:00 PM. She flung around until the rocket was clean and organized.
Then, three large boxes and an opposum teleported in with a blue flash. The opposum leaped down and said "Hiya, I'm Tiberius, Luna's pet!"
"WHAT THE F?"
