The Many Adventures of Space Kitty

"Da? WTFluff?" the gray cat questioned, finding mail in her mailbox for once. She opened the letter up, finding that it was written to her.

It said:

Dear loyal subject,

I am in need of a relaxing vacation, and I will be dropping my pet off with you and all of his items at 4PM. Do, please, take caution when huggling him, as he sometimes has moon dust stuck on his fur and I inform you it is sharper than Derpam's Pet Litter.

Happy regards,

~Luna

Space noticed it was almost 4:00 PM. She flung around until the rocket was clean and organized.

Then, three large boxes and an opposum teleported in with a blue flash. The opposum leaped down and said "Hiya, I'm Tiberius, Luna's pet!"

"WHAT THE F?"