Scootaloo Has the Flu

by Protopony350

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random
Length: 1006

Scootaloo went swimming in a snow storm and now she has the flu! IT'S TIME FOR NIGHTMARES!

Scootaloo made some bad decisions and is now stuck in bed with the flu and a fever of 104.5.

NIGHTMARES!

HALLUCINATIONS!

UNBELIEVABLE HORRORS!

All of this and more is in store for you in……….

SCOOTALOO HAS THE FLU!

(SEVERE CRACKFIC!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-13 03:30:23 UTC

Day 1

Scootaloo was this really awesome little Pony who did awesome things all day long.

One day Scootaloo had an idea!

She pointed to the lake, and started running to it!

"Scootaloo don't you do that!" Screamed Sweetie Belle in horror, but a hoof smacked her in the mouth.

"Now hold on Sweetie Belle, lets see how this plays out." Said Apple Bloom and then she removed her hoof from Sweetie Belle and it was covered in blood and a couple of teeth she hit her really hard.

Scootaloo jumped in with a splash, but uh oh it was more like a crack! The lake was frozen and it is winter and now Scootaloo is trapped under the ice!

"Scoota-" Started to yell Sweetie, but another hoof to the face shut her up!

"Now hold on Sweetie Belle, lets see how this plays out."

Scootaloo awoke in her bed in her room in the house with her loving family.

"Wha?" Asked the really messed up Pony.

"You where under the ice for 10 minutes!" Said Scootamom, Scootaloo's dad.

"Wha?" Asked Scootaloo.

"You need some rest what with your 104.5 fever and all. Lets say, oh, 4 days!" Said Doctor Medstudent and after he said that lightning struck outside!

Outside of the house a Pony was on the ground sobbing.

"What's wrong?" Asked Sweetie Belle who was passing by.

"MY HUSBAND WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND WE NEED HELP!" Said the crying Pony.

"I'll go get help!" Said Sweetie, but she was hit in the teeth with a baseball bat.

"Now hold on Sweetie Belle, lets see how this plays out." Said Apple Bloom

Well back in the house the family and doctor left Scootaloo alone to sleep.

Suddenly she sees a bright light outside! She jumps out of bed with great haste!

"Wha?" She asked and she saw fire all over the place! Also Ponies are also on fire!

"WHA?" And she fell down but she's ok. She got back up and looked outside, but no fire!

Well she "Wha'd?" again and collapsed onto her bed and fell asleep.

DREAM TRANSITION!

"All shall fall to her glory."

The voice came out of the darkness, and Scootaloo found herself standing in central park but the Ponyville version.

"Wha?" She eloquently asked just as her good friend and partner on that mountain climbing trip last year walked up.

"Hey, it's me, Lyra!" And the sound of clapping and cheering was heard.

"Scootaloo, have you seen it yet?" She asked the confused and really sick Pony.

Scootaloo was about to "wha?" again, but before she could the sky turned red and she could hear screaming!

"Scootaloo, have you seen it yet?" She said again, but her voice was deep and distorted, and also her hooves began to twist and contort.

Scootaloo bolted faster than something really fast I couldn't think of anything funny to say.

Scootaloo looked behind her, and Lyra was still chasing her! But now Lyra had a melting face! And also the ends of her front hooves had ripped open to reveal a set of skinned human hands!

"WHA?" Screamed Scootaloo in horror, but crap they had run all the way to a giant hole in the ground!

Scootaloo prepared for Lyra to attack, but she stopped in front of her.

Lyra bowed her head, and kneeled before Scootaloo.

"All shall fall to her glory."

Scootaloo could see a bright red light behind her. She turned to look into the huge pit.

She saw Equestria. She saw the entire planet. It shook, and split open. Blood began to spill from the center, and Scootaloo could hear the cries of millions of Ponies.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

And she fell right out of her bed and onto the cold floor.

Scootaloo was terrified, but was still one sick Pony, so she went right back to sleep.

END OF DAY 1

Day 2

Scootaloo awoke some time the next day with the strong urge to use the restroom. She rose from her bed with the elegance of a blind crow flying into the side of a skyscraper.

After 3 minutes she found her way to the restroom.

She froze in place as she looked into the mirror

First she saw a Ponies face. it was covered in blood. Suddenly she could see a lot more.

Dead ponies.

A LOT of dead Ponies.

"It's all my fault. It's all my fault."

It was Twilight Sparkle. She was on the ground, weeping.

"It's all my fault. It's all my fault."

Suddenly Twilight stopped crying, and looked directly at Scootaloo.

"WAH?"

Well this was enough to make her run screaming from the bathroom and right back to her bed.

She was terrified, but also tired so she fell right back to sleep.

DREAM TIME

Scootaloo was in a really dark room.

She looks around, but the room is completely empty.

Oh wait she notices the 10 foot tall bright silver monolith!

"All shall fall to her glory."

A bloody skinless arm reaches for her out of the monolith. And another. And another. 20 arms, and 20 voices wailing in agony, and screaming Scootaloo's name in terror.

"W W W W WAAAAAH?" Said Scootaloo in shock and terror at the arms that almost looked like flailing pool noodles!

She runs. She runs and runs. She runs, but the monolith never fades away. She runs until she collapses.

And she gets back up, now standing on the hard wood floor of her room.

Well Scootaloo is relieved, bit not for long! The ground begins to shake, and a huge crack opens and OH NO SHE FALLS IN!

She tries to scream for help. She tries to yell and cry and scream for her parents.

But only one thing came out.

"WAH?"

Bellow her was that same image. The planet splitting. The sound of the Ponies screaming. The blood.

The voices.

"All shall fall to her glory."

She awakes in her bed, no longer having to use the bathroom.

END OF DAY 2