A PonySquare User

by Dream Wish

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Over there. Yes, that one mare. The one on the photo besides this.

Billy Mays or Bob's life…or whatever this narrator sucks…make up you're God damn mind. This isn't a personal narrative that she wrote, journal or whatever we're just gonna stalk her and see what happens daily. I'm sure she won't mind.

RIP Billy Mays.

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Yes. the stallion.. the mysterious stallion, her name was - I mean his name was...uhmm...hmmmm...dummmmmmmmm..oh yea, now I remember it was Bob. Bob Buckens. Screw it, BILLY MAYYYSS....Billy Motherfucking Mays.

Billy Mays was trotting around, like Everypony normal pony does because what kind of pony doesn't trot around once in a while. Weirdo.

Anyways, Billy Mays was trotting around then stopped for a second and realized something.

"Holy shit I'm a talking horse," Billy Mays said, she stood there shocked for a few seconds before shrugging and continuing to wander around.

Billy Bob aimlessly trotting around enough, she had been doing this for a long time so she got tired and sat down. She looked up, right , down , left....all around her, nope no pony in sight she looked forward and there was this mother fucking pony in front of her, moving his hoof forward her face. the stallion came outta nowhere, he wasn't even a unicorn, he was an earth pony so he couldn't have teleported there.

"Boop!" The stallion said when his hoof had touched Billy's muzzle.

"WHATTHESHITDOODLE?!" She shouted and slapped the stallion's hoof away.