“YES! I did it! i finally made a spaceship out of bananas! now im going to the moon to have awesome sex with luna!” Simon said very happily, and he jumped into his banana ship that Naza had given money so they could study awesome sex with luna! they liked that! yes yes! Simon was flying happily topward the moon but something came in the way....what was that? that pink PONY?!?!? was it pinkie pie? yes it was, pinkie pie suddenly appeared on the banana ship and said “HOLD WHO GOES THAR!” simon said “It is me SIMON! the most beloved pony lover i all of Equestria!” “oh” pinkie said, and then they did it! 10000000 times cause the trip to the moon was long and simon could do al the ponies he wanted cause he is awesome! BUT what was that??????? out there in space??????? Floating slow toward the banana ship a lonely purple blimp came floating, Twilight Blimble came up to the banana ship. "Hello there banana ship" Twilight Blible said " "Hello there Twilight Blimble, wanna do some MIDAIR Refueling?" Simon asked and Twilight Blimble turned all red, she always wanted to try docking with a banana ship, and then simon flew into twilight cargo bay and out and in and out and in and suddenly banana fluid painted the intire inside of twilight blimble white and then Twilight Blimple joined the party with Simon and pinkie pie!!! the party of tree now apearly adding fluttershy to the party too since she was a tree, all tree of them flew to the moon faster, now that twilight helped with the flying!!!! but suddenly a BOSS appears - Celestia Level 67! Simon Looked in awe as the great solar queen rised and said to him "Are you a BIATCH that likes MMMMM bananas?" Simon happily said " YES I AM!" and throwed a pokeball at celestia, but something strange happened!!! Celestia began to glow!!! "Celestia has evolved into MOLESTIA level 9999" Simon clapped his hands happily and jumped out of his banana ship and flew up to Molestia Level 9999 and then HE did HER and she clould't do anything due to simons awesomeness!!!! Molestia haven't tried such plesure and desided to join the crew on the quest for the moon!!! Now we had Simon the Awesome, Pinkie pie the Pink, Twilight the Blimp, Fluttershy the tree witch was not really there, and Molestia the level 9999, the party had grown strong nothing could stand between them and the moon!! NOTHING!! but little did they know that the journy would take ALONG time before they actully got too the moon, for suddenly Lyra and BonBon appears before simon. " YOU HAS TO TURN AROUND" Lyra said in a spooky voice " and give me those hands i WANT them NOW!!!" but simon did’t like that idea and turned toward ploto insted of the moon cause there was a key on ploto he needed to unlock Luna's charity belt, so he turned around leaving Lyra and BonBon to be in space alone, but they did't care cause they had each other and had awesome unicorn sex in outher space.
FINALLY they arrived on Pluto, after a long trip of lots of Midair Refuling and Docking, simon was getting abit bored of the same ponies and airships, so he hoped to find something on pluto that would help. And there she was the most beutiful pony simon had ever laied his eyes on!!! so white so pure and what a lovly mane!!! simon went over to Rarity and asked "Awesone sex NAO" Rarity answered "First you has to find my 3 Cutie mark gems, they have suddenly disapeared and is destroying the town, you must capture them before they destroy everything, if you do i will join the crew and give you the key part 1 out of 3 to lunas belt!!" Simon was sad nopony ever said no to awesome simon sex. but he better go catch those crystals before they did more damage. Simon did his magic and summoned a magical RAINBOW that he could walk on all the way to plutoville and he did!!!! when he got there was so much fire and death all over the place that simon began to cry!!!!! he cried so much that the fire went out and the ponies was alive again due to his awesome cry!!!!! they all thanked him and siad he had to catch the evil cutie mark before they killed everyone again. so he went to the evil dungeon of evil and went in to find the evil cutie mark. inside the cave the cutie marks sat on a trone of diamonds and rubies. "who dares enter the evil dungeon of evil to fight the evil cutie mark of evil!?!?" " IT IS I Simon the Awesome that wants to get you back to Rarity so i can has awesome sex and het key to lunas belt!!!!!" the cutie mark did't want to go back since it had to be good if it did and it was tired of being good so it wanted to be evil and kill stuff. Simon did't liked that and throwed a big rock named TOM at the cutiemark so it died and returned to rarity with the dead cutie mark. Rarity felt a single tear for the cutie mark and put it back on her flank and turned to simon. "Here is the key part 1 of 3" Simon was happy he now had a new pony to have awesome sex with and he did all the way to saturn, where the the 2nd key part was.
Many days of awesome sex and docking later simon stood on the tip of his banana ship and looked at the new planet he was about to go onto, his crew of ponies was begining to be big and he loved it!!!! but oh he longed for luna the one and only true pony! Simon waved his arm around his head like a boss and then jumped and landed on Saturn. He had told that the others had to stay, alone he had to do this him self, he knew his arch nemesis was on this planet! he had to do this alone! On the surface of Saturn he saw her, the nemesis of his life! RAINBOW Dash! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! "Finally We Meet again for the first time RAINBOW Dash!" "Indeed Simon, lets end this like the rivals We are" and simon toke of he pants and t-shirt and stood there in underpants while RAINBOW Dash toke on some panties and socks. "ARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" Simon Yelled while his hair turned bright yellow. "AAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH" RAINBOW Dash yelled while her mane turned bright green. AND THEN they did it like bosses for 24 hours stright! after they both lay on the ground panting. "You fought well" Simon said to his new friend RAINBOW Dash. " You fought pretty good for a human" RAINBOW Dash said to her new friend and passed the Key part 2 of 3 too simon. Simon raied the key part 2 of 3 HIGH in the air while the zelda item music played. RAINBOW Dash desided to join the crew.
