Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in
Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in, Sleep in
Sleep in, Sleep in
Boogaty Boo
The whispered chant of a green dragon who had no shame. He knew that the magical spell that he was casting would surely make Twilight Sparkle sleep in. He hovered his magical claws onto her sleeping compatriots head. There an explosion of energy went through her brain and she barely noticed it while asleep. Now, Spike had all the time to do nothing for no pony would tell him what to do this day. Spike raised his head and screamed a loud high pitched yelp. Twilight turned comfortably on the bed, it was nothing, but sweet music to her ears.
Spike trotted out of the messy bed and went his way down to the kitchen. He decided to eat a sandwich since the spell took a large toll on his power. There was nothing that would stop him from being able to get his finger nails done. Out of the secret compartment on the giant wooden horse head, he pulled out nail polish of a bright pink. On its label read Neightoria Secret, it was his favorite brand to buy and had all his favorite horse models that he worshipped. He always wanted to be just like them, but knew his limitations would never allow him to be that way.
Going through the secret compartment that was situated inside the nose, he found his cell phone that was decorated in a pink cover and had plastic diamond shaped decoration on its frame. He dialed the number 8675-309 and awaited as the hum of the phone continued on until a sudden ring gave way.
"Hello? Oh my gosh! Spikester, its so nice to hear from you!"
"OMG! Big Macky! I'm just trying this awesome new pink paint on my toesies! What are you doin?"
"Oh nothin, I'm just puttin on some blue lipstick from Horse & Shandlers! Its too die for and it matches so well with my eyes!"
"Holy shit girl, I'm like, how did you get that stick without ponies finding you out? Usually, like, I can't even go in there with how crowded it is."
"Well, All I gots ta do, is just tell that its for my sister and they eat it up like some sweet caramel covered bon-bons, Yum!"
"No way! You have bon-bons too? Like, get over here and give me some!"
"Ahaha! No way, I'm not getting caught for that, get some of your own! OMG, I'm so bad!"
"You bad girl! I would love nothin more than getting some of those bons and be like, sucking them all night."
"Hey, hows Twi-Twi doin? She hasn't found out yet right?"
"Oh no Macky, I've got it all down, she won't even know what we've been up to all this time!"
"Ahahah! Were such bad girlies, no pony can get us on our swag!"
"Oh my gosh! So much Swagger, like LMAO."
"You know it girl! We really should like use a spell to make us girlies for a day, wouldn't that be fun."
"Oh noes, if we did that then there would be like a time limit, can you imagine we'd turn into males in like public! That be so embarrassing, am I right?"
"Oh sweet Celestia, I couldn't even handle that, I would be like really ruined by everypony, It be a disaster, but we got this so no big!"
"Oh my gosh! So sassy, you could be the queen of sass, and don't forget that ass."
"Oh you think so? I've been like, working the fields so much, I've got such a toned butt that no stallion could not want, am I right?"
"You definitely got it going on, girl."
"Hey, next time, I should come over! Since you got Twi under control so well, then maybe I can share some of my Shandler brand eyeliner with you! I even havsies in pink."
"Omg! You would do that for me! Your the bestest friend ever!"
"You know we are BFF Girl, we are pretty inseparable."
"Hey like, you should see my toesies now! There so hot pink! I could sweep any boy away easily."
"Yea, yer claws must be hot as hell! I could get burnt by the hotness."
"I know right!"
Spike, now finished with painting his toes, looked around the room until he caught sight of Twilight Sparkle standing on the stairs to her room. She watched Spike in horror, with a guffawed facial expression until she smirked.
"Hey, spikey! You there? I'm like so trying to get a picture of this ass of mine from my phone! Its gonna be so sexy! Spikey? You there..."
Spike pressed a button on his phone and felt its plastic body slide through his claw before it hit the ground with a loud thud.
"This, This isn't what it looks like."
"..."
"Oh no, please Twilight, don't tell anypony, you know how everypony will feel if they found out!"
"..."
"Please, just say something, I... I... I just..."
"I've always wondered why you were putting a spell on me every night, and it all makes sense now."
"But, how!?"
"I suspected it from how many times I've been sleeping in on Wednesdays, and so I put a protective spell on myself, and I just want to say that those pink toes look cute on you."
"Y-y-you think?"
"Without a doubt Spike, because I have a secret of my own."
Twilight unleashed her horn, magic swirled around her until a vortex of energy gave way to a more muscular form. Black carapace skin and bug like wings, as well as holes all over its body.
"Your, your a changeling!? But, that doesn't make any sense..."
"Just, let it be, I won't explain my changeling status, You won't have to explain your fruity tooty, k?"
"Well.. alright Twilight."
"I just wanted to tell someone after all this time, and now this opportunity presents itself, to tell you the truth, its nice."
"Alright, its weird, this isn't really surprising me for some reason."
"Its ok, well g'night Spike, I'm gonna go get some sleep."
"Alright night Twi."
Twilight returned to her bed chambers while returning to her purple old self. As the door to her room closed, Spike redialed on his pink phone.
"Hey girl! What happened? You hanged up on me, so uncool."
"Oh my gosh girl, I just got such splenderifous news! Twi-Twi is a Changeling!"
"No way! Thats so cray-cray!"
"I know right, don't tell no one though, its a secret!"
"Okay! Wow such gossip, you gossiper you."
"Haha, I know, aren't I?"
As the two of them talked through the night, Twilight slept naturally on her comfy bed.
The End.
