Friendship is a Hoax

Burns Middle School, such a peaceful place during the morning time. That is until you get into your homeroom classes, Nicholas Taylor sat at his regular table his best friend Joshua Ellae sat right beside him.

"So Nick, did you do that thing I told you to do" Joshua whispered to Nick. He looked past Joshua to see his stalker Beverly Lopez, the girl looked at him lustful and winked at him. Nick's spine crawled.

"No good god man!"

Joshua chuckled, he knew the one thing Nick was afraid it was his neighbor Beverly. They have to ride the same bus together and every god damn time, that freak sits next him leaning on him. She would rarely place her head on his lap making Nick feel like he was getting raped.

"Come on man Beverly is the hottest girl in class. Hell even Raven wants her, how come you don't?"

Nick looked at Joshua with a raised eyebrow. Nick then kicked Joshua's leg making him whence at the pain.

"You know how fuckin horny Beverly gets she gets when she sits next to me on the bus. I fucking believe that she watchs me sleep through the window" Joshua sighed.

BRRIIINNNNGGGG

"Come Joshua first periods P.E, we don't want to keep 'Master Raven' waiting. Notice how I used air quotes" Nick grabbed his bookbag and walked out the door.

"NICK WAIT UP" Joshua screamed. Joshua was pushed away from Nick's side, Beverly took Joshua's spot and looked at Nick.

"NICK RUN!!!!"

Nick knew what that meant. But before he could start running Beverly grabbed his bookbag strings, Nick looked at the she demon her pupils literally turned into red hearts.

"HELP!" Nick screamed. Beverly snapped her fingers the group of girls formed around Nick making escape impossible.

"So- Beverly I lets be reasonab-" Nick was cut off as Beverly pressed her lips against his. Raven, Michael, Austin, and Joshua watched in horror as they watched Nick getting kissed.

"WE HAVE TO HELP HIM" Joshua screamed. Raven took spat out his toothpick and looked at Joshua.

"He was a good man" Raven said, everyone's jaws dropped. Joshua looked back his best friend, he could see in Nick's eyes that he wasn't enjoying this at all. Nick tried to rebel but he would be scratched by the girl's surrounding him.

"I still have hope! Hey whore's!"

All the girls gave there attention to Joshua and the others. Nick saw his opening, he quickly shoved Beverly off of him and kicked the girls that surrounded him.

"Thanks" Nick said standing next to he's group of friends. With a few seconds to spare he wiped Beverly's saliva off his lips.

"GET THEM!!"

"GUYS THEY CAN'T GET US AT P.E RUN NOW!!!"

Raven listened to Nick and began to run like hell away from the lust crazed women.

"Take a right here" everyone listened to Raven. He kicked in a fake wall and began crawling through the manmade tunnel. Nick quickly looked around for something to throw the girls off, Nick reached into his pocket and threw a pencil as far as he could in the opposite hallway. He saw the girls and hid in the shadows, the girls ran after the noise.

"Thank god Raven is well known in 7th and 8th grade" Austin sighed tired from the chase.

"I know right" Michael said.

"Nick you ok?"

"A little traumatized but ya I'm fine. But we to get to P.E!"

Everyone nodded there heads in agreement, a explosion could be heard from the tunnel that led to the front of the Middle School.

"The hell was that" Nick screamed.

"I don't know but lets see" Michael said, he quickly crawled toward the noise.

"Damn Mike and his curiosity. Hey wait up" Raven shouted after him following Michael.

"Girls I think I heard them this way" Nick could her Beverly's enraged voice. He had heard stories about how when she was angry and lustful you had better pray to god that she doesn't catch you.

"Guy's hurry we can't let them find out we're in the LUNCH ROOM!!"

Nick looked around the corner to see the hoes run down a second hallway. Nick smirked his crazy schemes always worked. Nick followed after his buddies, finally crawling out of the hole Nick saw what they where looking at.

"It looks like a metallic egg" Joshua said.

"LETS KICK IT!!" Raven yelled.

"RAVEN NO" Nick screamed but it was to late, Raven kicked the container. But instead of it blowing up like Nick thought, it opened revealing five rings.

"Wait a second" Nick began.

"These are CORPS RINGS!!"

Everyone looked at Nick confused. Nick rolled his eyes and grabbed a ring and the ring charger. He put the ring charger in his backpack and stuck the ring in his pocket.

"Everyone pick a color."

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. Raven grabbed the red ring, Austin grabbed the orange ring, Joshua blue, and Michael yellow.

The five rings then glowed a bright rainbow of colors, the flash made the group cover their eyes. Once the flash subsided the group had vanished.

Nick and his friends uncovered their eyes to see a very, VERY cartoony world. Ravens eyes widened in horror as a gray pegasus flew over his head, Nick then saw a small but regular pony using his or her hind legs to buck a apple tree. Finally, Austin saw a unicorn using magic to hold up a book to her face. The unicorn laid the book down almost dropping it at the sight of Nick, Joshua, Raven, Michael, and Austin.

"I think I read about this once before on Google. WE'RE IN EQUSTRIA!!"

Everyone turned to Austin in horror and disbelief.

"You that masterpiece Faust made" Nick asked, Austin nodded.

"At least we have lantern rings right" Joshua said.

The group smiled and nodded.

"And we're together" Michael piped in. The group gave eachother high fives and saw the unicorn had reached them.

"Hi my name is Twilight Sparkle......"

To Be Continued!?