Friendship is a Hoax

"God fuck!"

Nick was completely worn out from his battle with the shadows and the ponies. He looked around to see Raven unconscious about 3 feet away from him, he dashed over to Raven. He lightly kicked his shoulder, and as a result Raven grabbed Nick's leg and threw him with all his might through 10 buildings. Raven looked at Nick and gave a annoyed look .

"How many fucking times do I tell you don't wake me up!"

"Noted, now Austin where-"

"HALT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA!"

Nick and Raven looked over there shoulders to see about a whole two thirds of the royal guard holding there spears in the two Lantern's face.

"NICK CAN I BASH SOME SKULLS" Raven asked.

"Down retarded these are the good guys."

'No he can't kill because this story doesn't have gore in it silly billy'

Nick anywhere, he turned around but no one was there.

"Is that pink pony in my head. How the hell did it get in my HEAD!!"

'Oh silly Twilight made a telepathic link between our minds. So what ever you think I can hear.'

"Good lord kill me now!"

'Oh Nicky I think you mean Faust!'

"FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!"

Raven punched Nick in the gut.

"Hey fucktard you gonna help with fight or not" as Raven was talking to Nick the Red Lantern manifested a golden bat and bashed it against a guards.

'Alright pink pony can you hear me now' Nick thought.

'Of course Nicky!'

Nick sighed as he kicked a guard in the face.

"RAVEN JUST LIKE IN MK9 WE MUST KICK A OLD PONY IN THE FACE TO PRESERVE THE FUTURE!!"

Raven grinned, he looked around in the guard and saw the old Captain Bates. Raven jumped high in the air and kicked the guard in the jaw.

"YA! THE FUTURE IS SAFE!"

Nick could hear in his mind that Pinkie Pie was giggling uncontrollably.

'Whats so funny' Nick growled.

'Seems your marefriend Beverly, really likes you'

Nicks eyes widened in horror.

'First off that BITCH NEARLY RAPPED ME. SECOND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DIGGING THROUGH MY MEMORIES!!"

Pinkie Pie silence herself only for her to start giggling even louder. This was going to be one long adventure/fight.

To Be Continued...