Friendship is a Hoax

by Sonic the Brony2212

Rating: teen
Tags: Anthro, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 3394

Five unlikely friends are sent to Equstria

The most unlikely friendship in the world has happened. Nicholas, Joshua, Austin, Raven, and Michael have found Five of the legendary Power rings and have become there new user's. A magic burst of energy sends the five friends to Equstria to learn real friendship and protect Equstria from impending doom!

Red: Raven

Blue: Joshua

Orange: Austin

Yellow: Michael

Green: Nicholas

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-29 02:44:51 UTC

Prologue: Five Idiots

Burns Middle School, such a peaceful place during the morning time. That is until you get into your homeroom classes, Nicholas Taylor sat at his regular table his best friend Joshua Ellae sat right beside him.

"So Nick, did you do that thing I told you to do" Joshua whispered to Nick. He looked past Joshua to see his stalker Beverly Lopez, the girl looked at him lustful and winked at him. Nick's spine crawled.

"No good god man!"

Joshua chuckled, he knew the one thing Nick was afraid it was his neighbor Beverly. They have to ride the same bus together and every god damn time, that freak sits next him leaning on him. She would rarely place her head on his lap making Nick feel like he was getting raped.

"Come on man Beverly is the hottest girl in class. Hell even Raven wants her, how come you don't?"

Nick looked at Joshua with a raised eyebrow. Nick then kicked Joshua's leg making him whence at the pain.

"You know how fuckin horny Beverly gets she gets when she sits next to me on the bus. I fucking believe that she watchs me sleep through the window" Joshua sighed.

BRRIIINNNNGGGG

"Come Joshua first periods P.E, we don't want to keep 'Master Raven' waiting. Notice how I used air quotes" Nick grabbed his bookbag and walked out the door.

"NICK WAIT UP" Joshua screamed. Joshua was pushed away from Nick's side, Beverly took Joshua's spot and looked at Nick.

"NICK RUN!!!!"

Nick knew what that meant. But before he could start running Beverly grabbed his bookbag strings, Nick looked at the she demon her pupils literally turned into red hearts.

"HELP!" Nick screamed. Beverly snapped her fingers the group of girls formed around Nick making escape impossible.

"So- Beverly I lets be reasonab-" Nick was cut off as Beverly pressed her lips against his. Raven, Michael, Austin, and Joshua watched in horror as they watched Nick getting kissed.

"WE HAVE TO HELP HIM" Joshua screamed. Raven took spat out his toothpick and looked at Joshua.

"He was a good man" Raven said, everyone's jaws dropped. Joshua looked back his best friend, he could see in Nick's eyes that he wasn't enjoying this at all. Nick tried to rebel but he would be scratched by the girl's surrounding him.

"I still have hope! Hey whore's!"

All the girls gave there attention to Joshua and the others. Nick saw his opening, he quickly shoved Beverly off of him and kicked the girls that surrounded him.

"Thanks" Nick said standing next to he's group of friends. With a few seconds to spare he wiped Beverly's saliva off his lips.

"GET THEM!!"

"GUYS THEY CAN'T GET US AT P.E RUN NOW!!!"

Raven listened to Nick and began to run like hell away from the lust crazed women.

"Take a right here" everyone listened to Raven. He kicked in a fake wall and began crawling through the manmade tunnel. Nick quickly looked around for something to throw the girls off, Nick reached into his pocket and threw a pencil as far as he could in the opposite hallway. He saw the girls and hid in the shadows, the girls ran after the noise.

"Thank god Raven is well known in 7th and 8th grade" Austin sighed tired from the chase.

"I know right" Michael said.

"Nick you ok?"

"A little traumatized but ya I'm fine. But we to get to P.E!"

Everyone nodded there heads in agreement, a explosion could be heard from the tunnel that led to the front of the Middle School.

"The hell was that" Nick screamed.

"I don't know but lets see" Michael said, he quickly crawled toward the noise.

"Damn Mike and his curiosity. Hey wait up" Raven shouted after him following Michael.

"Girls I think I heard them this way" Nick could her Beverly's enraged voice. He had heard stories about how when she was angry and lustful you had better pray to god that she doesn't catch you.

"Guy's hurry we can't let them find out we're in the LUNCH ROOM!!"

Nick looked around the corner to see the hoes run down a second hallway. Nick smirked his crazy schemes always worked. Nick followed after his buddies, finally crawling out of the hole Nick saw what they where looking at.

"It looks like a metallic egg" Joshua said.

"LETS KICK IT!!" Raven yelled.

"RAVEN NO" Nick screamed but it was to late, Raven kicked the container. But instead of it blowing up like Nick thought, it opened revealing five rings.

"Wait a second" Nick began.

"These are CORPS RINGS!!"

Everyone looked at Nick confused. Nick rolled his eyes and grabbed a ring and the ring charger. He put the ring charger in his backpack and stuck the ring in his pocket.

"Everyone pick a color."

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. Raven grabbed the red ring, Austin grabbed the orange ring, Joshua blue, and Michael yellow.

The five rings then glowed a bright rainbow of colors, the flash made the group cover their eyes. Once the flash subsided the group had vanished.

Nick and his friends uncovered their eyes to see a very, VERY cartoony world. Ravens eyes widened in horror as a gray pegasus flew over his head, Nick then saw a small but regular pony using his or her hind legs to buck a apple tree. Finally, Austin saw a unicorn using magic to hold up a book to her face. The unicorn laid the book down almost dropping it at the sight of Nick, Joshua, Raven, Michael, and Austin.

"I think I read about this once before on Google. WE'RE IN EQUSTRIA!!"

Everyone turned to Austin in horror and disbelief.

"You that masterpiece Faust made" Nick asked, Austin nodded.

"At least we have lantern rings right" Joshua said.

The group smiled and nodded.

"And we're together" Michael piped in. The group gave eachother high fives and saw the unicorn had reached them.

"Hi my name is Twilight Sparkle......"

To Be Continued!?

Ch1: Lantern Oaths

"Austin just what the hell are we looking at" Raven asked.

"I don't know, all I know is that this place is called Equstria!"

Twilight placed a hoof on her chin. To her these creatures seemed very harmless, Nick looked at Austin.

"Ya know this might not be so bad. I mean I can finally sleep easy without Beverly watching me" Nick said.

"So Twilight was it can you explain just where in the bloody hell are we" Twilight looked at Raven stareing deeply into his eyes, what she saw was a red sky and the human in he's Red Lantern Corps suit. The sky was raining blood and his friends bowed before him, Twilight is going to keep an eye on him.

"So Nick these so called Corps rings, how do they work?"

Nick smirked at Joshua's question. He grabbed the ring from his pocket and placed it on his middle finger, noticing nothing was happening he reached into his back pack and grabbed the Green Lantern charger.

"In brightest day, in blackest night; no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power. GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!"

Once Nick completed his Corps oath he was enveloped in a green aura. The light in the green lantern charger shinined bright. Nicks ring shinined the exact color, the ring began to manifest a uniform for its new holder. Nick was the new Green Lantern of Sector 1224.

"Woah Nick is that you!"

The group and even Twilight where amazed by Nicks transformation. Nick's group of friends put on there rings and began there own oaths.

"In brightest day, blackest night. Beware your fears made into light, let those who try to stop what's right. Burn like my power Sinetro's Might!"

"With blood and rage of crimson red. Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead, together with our hellish hate. We will burn you all. THAT IS YOUR FATE!"

"What's mine is mine and mine and mine. And mine and mine and mine. NOT YOURS!"

"In fearful day, in raging night. With strong hearts full, our souls ignite. Look to the stars.FOR HOPE BURNS BRIGHT!"

Once all the boys finished there oaths the exact thing that happened to Nick happened to them Twilight shielded her eyes from the burst of colors the boys made.

"Meet the LANTERNS!!"

Nick flew in front of his comrades and began giving them there lantern titles.

"Raven, Red Lantern of Sector 1224!"

"Joshua, Blue Lantern of Sector 1224!"

"Austin, Orange Lantern of Sector 1224!"

"Michael, Yellow Lantern of Sector 1224!"

Nick then turned to a still stunned Twilight Sparkle and smiled.

"And finally me, Nicholas. Green Lantern of the exact Sector!"

Twilight fell unconscious from her brain having a cramp. Austin turned to her, his eyes glowing orange.

"MINE!"

He quickly grabbed Twilight but was stopped by Joshua.

"Maybe Nick should carry her to the nearest hospital" Joshua suggested.

Nick grabbed Twilight with his ring and placed her softly on his shoulder. "Good idea. Raven your watching Austin."

"What why me!"

"Because with that ring your a fucking power house!"

"Alright fine. Come on baby hippo" Raven grabbed Austin by his ring had, Austin was restraining but one look into Raven's eyes calmed him down. The five friends then started flying at slowly toward Ponyville.

To Be Continued...

Ch3: Teamwork

"YOU WILL BURN!!!"

Raven was very aggressive toward these poines. Mainly the rainbow maned Pegasus known as Rainbow Dash, he grabbed the mare by her raonbow tail and slammed her into the ground. Austin was fighting Rarity and god knows what reason brought her favourite hat. Austin looked at the beauty, he used his Orange Lantern powers to grab the hat.

"MINE!!"

"Hey wait a sec feller" Austin was then caught by a lasso making him drop Rarity's hat in the mud.

"No WHATS MINE IS MINE NOT YOURS!!!"

Austin manifested a giant pair of scissors and cut himself free. He then tackled Applejack and began punching her in the face. The mare grabbed his hand and flung him into Raven.

"WATCH IT DIP SHIT!!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP RAVEN!!"

The two had an argument before Joshua stepped in. He convinced them not to fight but instead try to help Nick with that pink pony! Pinkie bounced around Nick happily.

"Wait a second I'm fighting the writer!"

'Mother Fu- wait how the hell is Pinkie Pie aware I'm alive in the fucking first place!!'

"Oh writer there are so many things you don't know about me" the pink mare gave the sky a seductive wink.

'Fuck not you to!'

"Um- I thought we where fighting" Nick asked the mare uppercuting her jaw.

"Um Lantern's this is getting to fucking insane we need to leave. These have to be Twilight's friends just leave her here" Nick explained. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"LANTERNS DISAPPEAR NOW!!!"

At Nicks words all the Lantern's manifested a door with there own respective design. But before even getting into the portal Austin punched Rarity in the jaw and grabbed her hat that wad in the mud, this enraged the mare making her shoot magic beams at the greedy Orange Lantern. Austin made it to his door and disappeared along with the others.

"MY HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rarity's scream made all the girls cover there ears.

"Before we go looking for hats. We need to get Twi help."

Rarity sighed but agreed. The remaining Elements of Harmony headed toward the hospital.

To Be Continued...

Ch4: Divided We Fall Pt:1

"God fuck!"

Nick was completely worn out from his battle with the shadows and the ponies. He looked around to see Raven unconscious about 3 feet away from him, he dashed over to Raven. He lightly kicked his shoulder, and as a result Raven grabbed Nick's leg and threw him with all his might through 10 buildings. Raven looked at Nick and gave a annoyed look .

"How many fucking times do I tell you don't wake me up!"

"Noted, now Austin where-"

"HALT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA!"

Nick and Raven looked over there shoulders to see about a whole two thirds of the royal guard holding there spears in the two Lantern's face.

"NICK CAN I BASH SOME SKULLS" Raven asked.

"Down retarded these are the good guys."

'No he can't kill because this story doesn't have gore in it silly billy'

Nick anywhere, he turned around but no one was there.

"Is that pink pony in my head. How the hell did it get in my HEAD!!"

'Oh silly Twilight made a telepathic link between our minds. So what ever you think I can hear.'

"Good lord kill me now!"

'Oh Nicky I think you mean Faust!'

"FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!"

Raven punched Nick in the gut.

"Hey fucktard you gonna help with fight or not" as Raven was talking to Nick the Red Lantern manifested a golden bat and bashed it against a guards.

'Alright pink pony can you hear me now' Nick thought.

'Of course Nicky!'

Nick sighed as he kicked a guard in the face.

"RAVEN JUST LIKE IN MK9 WE MUST KICK A OLD PONY IN THE FACE TO PRESERVE THE FUTURE!!"

Raven grinned, he looked around in the guard and saw the old Captain Bates. Raven jumped high in the air and kicked the guard in the jaw.

"YA! THE FUTURE IS SAFE!"

Nick could hear in his mind that Pinkie Pie was giggling uncontrollably.

'Whats so funny' Nick growled.

'Seems your marefriend Beverly, really likes you'

Nicks eyes widened in horror.

'First off that BITCH NEARLY RAPPED ME. SECOND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DIGGING THROUGH MY MEMORIES!!"

Pinkie Pie silence herself only for her to start giggling even louder. This was going to be one long adventure/fight.

To Be Continued...

Ch6: Divided We Fall Pt:3

'Who am I you sure you want to know.'

'GET ON WITH THE STORY!!' Pinke's voice screamed.

'Pinkie just shut the fuck up. Roll Story!'

Divied We Fall Pt: 3

"Raven, Austin, and pink bastard."

'HI!'

"We need to find Joshua. Ya know my best buddy!" Nick said, raven grabbed Nick by his lantern arm and said angrily, "don't get all emotional on me." in the distance Nick could hear a scream, Nick, Raven, and Austin turned to see Michael and...."no no no no no god please no!" Nick said almost crying as he flew lower to see a pink lantern chaseing Joshua, it was....Beverly.

"Well go get him tiger!" Raven said.

His red lantern ring glowed as a door formed behind Nick, Raven then kicked Nick in the door. Nick then reappeared in front of Beverly, "NICK OH I MISSED YOU!!" Beverly then used her pink lantern ring to hold Nick in place, Beverly than rubbed Nick's hair kissing him. Nick felt his life slip away from him as Beverly's tounge licked the inside of his throat, Joshua grabbed Beverly's shoulders and pulled her away from Nick. Nick breathed for air falling on both his knee's throwing up. Raven began laughing his ass off as someone or something tapped his shoulder, Raven turned around and saw Beverly's entire group.

"Ummm Nick we need to leave NOW!!" Raven screamed dodgeing  the pink beams that wizzed by his head. "NO SHIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" Nick screamed in rage.

'AHHH Nicky langauge!'

'FUCK. YOU. PINK. BASTARD!!' Nick felt Beverly's love for him drip from her body. (Ha that's what she said!) Nick grabbed Joshua and took off flying with Austin and Raven, the entire group followed.

"Ok when we catch Nick we will have the ultimate gang bang hehehe!!" Beverly screamed.

"RUN GOD SAVE US PLEASE!!! AHHHHH!!!" Nick screamed, "this is why we formed this group. To protect each not throw each into lustful greedy trolls!!" Nick shouted at Raven who smiled. Nick formed a assault rifle and began shooting the group of girl, the bullets bounced off the girls a pink shield formed around them.

"This might take a while!"

Ch2: Shadows vs Lights

Nick, Michael, Joshua, Austin, and Raven finally made it to Ponyville. Nick was still carrying the unconscious Twilight, Michael could sense fear in these ponies. This only made Michael's strength increase.

"Guys, these ponies fear" Michael said. Nick facepalmed.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious idiot!"

Five shadows loomed over the Lantern's. They watched them carry the Element of Magic to her the hospital.

"Shadows this might be our only chance to kill the Element of Magic ATTACK!!!!!"

The fives shadows jumped in front of the Lantern's. The fear in Ponyville increased dramatically giving Michael more and more power.

"Look we don't wan't to fight-"

"But I do!"

Raven cut Nick off as he blasted one of the shadows to oblivion. Nick sighed, he placed Twilight down on the floor. He pointed at Joshua who looked at Nick confused.

"Joshua protect Twilight. We'll handle these jokes! LANTERNS ATTACK!!!"

The group followed Nicks command and lunged after the group of Shadows. Nick manifested a sword through his rings power, he began stabbing at the shadow but his attacks just went through him.

"Alright time to get creative!"

Nick then imagined in his head a leaf blower, the tool came to him. He set the hoom utility to suck l and began sucking his opponent into it. Nick smirked and blew the steam off the blower.

Raven going out no mercy for his opponent. He imagined a warhammer and began bashing the shadows head. He then kicked the enemy unconscious spitting on his body.

Austin was imagining things a rich person would have, he imagined a self automated gold machine gun. The Orange Lantern began shooting the shadow to oblivion. The shadow disappeared.

Michael finished his fight by throwing a knife into his shaodws stomach. They all then regrouped giving eachother high fives and chest bumps.

"NICE RAVEN! I GUESS ALL THOSE HOURS L, DAYS, AND MONTHS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT PAYED OFF!"

Nick highed fived Raven before the Red Lantern sensed immense rage in something. He looked past Nick and saw a enraged Rainbow Dash, everyone started looking around to see that the five colored ponies began to close in on them.

"Nick any ideas" Joshua asked.

"Ya don't kill them, there not shadow."

The five ponies began charging the five Lanterns. The fight between to groups is about to begin.

To Be Continued...

Ch5: Divied We Fall Pt:2

"HEY DIP SHIT-" Raven began.

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE WALKING THROUGH THIS FUCKING FOREST!!" Raven screamed, Nick sighed at his friends stupidity.

"I tracked Austin's ring signal here or at least some where around here" Nick responded, Raven was confused why the hell did they need Austin the fat ass was useless to them.

'Ya know for being a potention leader. You sure are can't keep your team together' Pinkie Pie snorted.

'HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, FUCK OFF!!'

'Well that wasn't very nice. You shouldn't be talking to your marefriends best friend like that.'

'The fuck first off that girlfriend second off who the hell are you talking about?'

'Oh I read ahead of the script I know who you fall in love with but lets keep it annoymus' Pinkie giggled.

'OH MY FUCKING GOD PINKIE STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!'

'BUT WRITER ITS WHAT I DO!'

Nick sighed the sooner he reformed his group the sooner he could get that pink bitch out of his head. Nick flew above the Everfree Forest with Raven, seeing a orange glow they flew toward the glow and saw Austin shooting energy beams at a dragon.

"NO THATS MY SHINY MINE MINE MINE!!!" Raven facepalmed he wasn't going to get envoled in a retared fight. Austin blasted the dragon in the face not fazeing the beast, but soon Austin manifested a bus and smashed it into the monsters face. Raven clapped continuing to observe Austin, the Orange Lanturn began absolutely destroying the dragon but Nick stepped in front of him before he could finsh the job.

"Guys we have to find the others, you got what you want Austin now help us find Joshua and Micheal before they kill themselves!" Austin listened to Nick and began there final two searchs for the other two lanterns.