Applejack and I had just walked into Sugarcube Corner only to meet an always crazy, always random Pinkie Pie. But, there were a LOT of ponies I didn't know.

"Um, Pinkie Pie, who are all these ponies?"

"Hm? Oh! It's a public party! Anypony can come!"

"Uh-huh. Pinkie, you do know that there are ponies drinking in that corner, right?"

"Well, DUH! It's a public party! Anypony can come and do whatever they want!"

It was a pretty average Pinkie-Party, minus the alcohol. And the fact that I got hit on by a couple of drunk stallions. And the occasional mare. Then, Vinyl Scratch came over to talk to me.

"Hay, Vinyl! What's up?"

"Rainbow Dash! I wanna fuck you!"

"What?!" I yelled. I could feel my cheeks becoming red.

"Come on! We're both girls! We're both lesbians!"

"No, Vinyl, I'm not a lesbian. Besides, aren't you with Octavia?"

"That bitch can't please me anymore! I'm drunk dammit!"

"Listen, Vinyl. I know you're drunk but, I'm not a lesbian."

"Yeah you are! *hic* Everypony knows it!"

"What? Everypony thinks I'm a lesbian?"

"Well duh! Isn't that wh- *hic* what I just said? I did say that right? It's not just in my mind? I'm feeling... A bit... Sleepy... Good night... Rain... Bow... Dash..."

Aaaaaaannnnd, she passed out. Shocker! I walked over to where Twilight was standing.

"Hay Twilight!"

"Oh! Hello Rainbow Dash!"

"Twilight." I tried to hide the embarrassment on my face.

"Yes?"

"Do you... Do you think... Do you think that... DOTHINKTHATI'MALESBIAN?"

"What?"

"Do I have to spell it out for you? Do you think that I'm lesbian?"

"Oh! Well, um, I, uh, you haven't, er, I can't, um-"

"Oh, just say it! You think I'm a lesbian!"

"Rainbow Dash no! I-"

"I thought you were my friend!"

"Rainbow Dash! I am your friend!"

Twilight's POV:

Then Rainbow Dash ran out of Sugarcube Corner, crying. Because of me. I didn't think she was a lesbian. She just surprised me by asking so quickly. "Rainbow Dash, wait!" I shouted. She was already gone. I had to get the girls together so we could find her. So I could apologize.

Author's Note

Dang. What a chapter. I, for one, do not think Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, but I will not critisize anyone who does. Because personally, I think it could make for a good fanfic. *cough* future fanfic *cough* Man, maybe I'm coming down with a cold.