They tell you that space is silent. If you got thrown out the airlock nobody would notice 'till you missed poker night. No particles, no sound, no nothing. That's space, right? Well there's something else that they always neglect to mention; your radio. You don't fiddle with it, don't go off the channels we all use, 'cause what's the point? Well that's just it, isn't it? There's loads to hear on the radio. Every part of this universe is sending a signal from some place at some time.

And they're all screaming.